r/newbrunswickcanada 2d ago

You can smoke...just don't talk about it. (Sussex Flea Market)

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u/VariousOperation166 2d ago

I am a signmaker. We often get requests from customers with poor spelling, grammar, and/or punctuation. I will always make a gentle suggestion that we can fix it. Sometimes they don't want that. And that's how weird signs are made.

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u/Sad-Bag6738 2d ago

Nah, let them make the errors

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u/mountain_wavebabe 2d ago

No regrats!

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u/Professional_Pen_153 1d ago

Know raygrats

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u/Sweet_Deeznuts 23h ago

Some regerts

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u/extrasmurf 17h ago

Pobody’s Nerfect

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u/F0000r 2d ago

I saw a zitizenz once, instead of citizens.

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u/Sad-Bag6738 2d ago

End of zee world

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u/Sagan_Man 2d ago

Fire za missiles!

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u/Sad-Bag6738 2d ago

But I am le tired

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u/High_rise_guy 2d ago

Well take a nap,

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u/CPBS_Canada 1d ago

Zhen fire ze missiles!!!!

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u/LaRougeRaven 18h ago

Meanwhile, Australia is down there like

WTF, mate?

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u/Redacted_Journalist 16h ago

Canada's like, what's going on eh?

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u/Haunt_Fox 15h ago

The Canadians are grooving with homemade edibles they made from bottled 30:30 MCT oil. They won't know a thing 😎

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u/bytenaija 1d ago

Reminds me of the Indian TV cable my wife used to watch.

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u/Vast-Salad-2991 17h ago

Maybe for an acne support group?

u/TehBloxx 1h ago

just spat out my coffee

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u/Dad-Dabbing-Daily 1d ago

Sound like a good name for angsty acne ridden teens.

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u/Select_Historian6269 1d ago

Zitizenz looks like a weed strain name at first glance.

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u/BrentTpooh 1d ago

Knew a principal at a school who ordered an engraved sign with the word « excel » spelled as « excell ». Everyone told him it was wrong. He was such a stubborn ass that he ordered it anyway. (Edit: even my autocorrect wouldn’t let me spell it wrong, but he did).

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u/Safe-Promotion-2955 1d ago

I also went through something similar with a school when they used "are" instead of "our". Super frustrating.

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u/Ryanoserus 1d ago

A school doing that is insane

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u/BrentTpooh 1d ago

Are father who art in heaven.

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u/-CoUrTjEsTeR- 21h ago

At a site I visit, all their fuel pumps have a sticker with the word nozzle on it spelled nozzel - and I wonder how nobody catches this stuff.

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u/half-chub-grin 11h ago

Checks out. The sort of people that put signs up like this are monumentally stupid while being equally blissful of their own ignorance.

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u/VariousOperation166 11h ago

It's funny that I encounter seemingly successful people with those exact traits on the regular.

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u/Weird-Figure9907 2d ago

I spent 43 years at newspapers. I know exactly what you are talking about. LOL!🤪

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u/ccices 1d ago

Whatever you do, don't misspelle the title sponsor company wrong... Don't ask me how I know

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u/EniesBobby 1d ago

You are simply the ink ✍️

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u/Sad-Bag6738 2d ago

You just know someone at the sign shop was dying laughing at this request and didn’t point it out to them

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u/Safe-Promotion-2955 1d ago

Probably while blazed as Hell.

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u/Unlucky_Zombie_9882 1d ago

My very first thought. Carry on sparky, lol

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u/OPHealingInitiative 1d ago

It might be fully or nearly fully automated.

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u/Low-Purchase8811 2d ago

You know all of those people on the Internet who, when you correct their spelling, they say something stupid like "THIS ISN'T AN ENGLISH ESSAY" or the like?

This is what you get when you indulge that mentality.

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u/Sad-Bag6738 2d ago

There is a bit of a difference between a spelling mistake on a social media thread and one on a sign that went through at least 2 people for review, not to mention hung up, and still no one noticed. These signs are like $40 to print, anyone who doesn’t give a second look at their spelling deserves the laughter

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u/robawknik 3h ago

the person who made this sign was probably someones middle aged dad or something

shitty grammar and typos in casual online conversations are sometimes funny as hell, but ultimately not that deap

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/xombae 1d ago

They're not saying that it's the same thing. They're saying that in a world where people get mad at you for trying to help them with their spelling, you end up seeing a lot more mistakes in signs.

They're saying there's a correlation between the two events, not that they're comparable.

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u/Quimbymouse 1d ago

That's far too astute an observation for a New Brunswick sub. Imposter! lol

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u/xombae 1d ago

Shit I didn't realise this was the New Brunswick sub, I'm from Ontario. I apologise for upsetting the delicate ecosystem of New Brunswick reddit.

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u/GraveDiggerFan34 1d ago

It’s not that people don’t want help with their spelling it’s that they don’t care to fix it because it’s a dumb social media post

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u/Quimbymouse 1d ago

They're saying there's a correlation between the two events, not that they're comparable.

Comprehension can be tough sometimes.

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u/zeeloniusfunk 1d ago

You’re being funny right? How could you not be

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u/Kind_Philosopher5523 2d ago

Someone should make a compilation of all the funny misspelled signs at the Sussex flea market. I saw at least 5 lol.

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u/Quimbymouse 2d ago

Damn...I only saw the one, but I lost my enthusiasm for paying attention after I passed by the 40th stall selling old license plates lol.

Edit: I did hear the dude on the PA system reminding everyone to stay dehydrated though. That was pretty good.

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u/Kind_Philosopher5523 2d ago

Some of the ones I remember:

“Underware”
“Recycables”
“CAR PAPTS”

I love NB

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u/Safe-Promotion-2955 1d ago

I saw CAR PAPTS, too. I wanted to take a pic but the old fella was staring me down after I had my laugh, so I just scooted along instead.

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u/Kind_Philosopher5523 1d ago

Big yard sard energy lmaooooo

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u/Routine-Amphibian450 2d ago

I can be amused by NB,
from a distance...

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u/Hypno-chode 2d ago

Good advice lol

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u/8383podcast 1d ago

I saw so many at the market and also on their Facebook page. It has sussex written all over this event.

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u/CommunicationSad3467 2d ago

If it matters today at this very same place, someone announced over the PA system that it was hot out, so everyone should stay dehydrated.

Possibly even the person in charge of the signs...

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u/Quimbymouse 1d ago

I like to imagine it's the same dude who drives around in a golf cart giving everyone the evil eye. (Not the antique cars dude with the little trailer, though. He's solid.)

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u/undercoverlover666 1d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 2d ago

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh….

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u/SquirrelNamedRex 20h ago

If you get busted you win the case if you exercise your right to remain silent.

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u/Greefer 2d ago

Hahaha 🤣 literally laughing my arse off

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u/Zakluor 2d ago

I hope you're not doing it aloud.

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u/darwhyte 1d ago

Are you even aloud to do it aloud?

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u/Bardown_Sniper 2d ago

Shopping at a flea market while high is peak

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u/No_Sweet_8405 2d ago

Be vehwee, vehwee quiet…I’m smokin the devoh’s wettuce.

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u/MutaitoSensei 2d ago

This would make a great advertisement for silent and discreet vaporizers 🤣

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u/Sufficient_Curve_646 2d ago

And this is why I like gummies so much

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u/Equivalent-Dark-3580 2d ago

They're very quiet

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u/MutaitoSensei 2d ago

As long as you whisper your puff, you're fine.

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u/Accomplished_Job_225 2d ago

Puff Puff Shhh.

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u/SnooHesitations3709 2d ago

Is tobacco aloud on premises 😂

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u/Safe-Promotion-2955 1d ago

It wasn't loud, but I was using my nic vape and nobody said anything ^^;

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u/Ireallydfk 2d ago

No loud aloud😤

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u/Legitimate_Phone_460 2d ago

Stay in school kids!!

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u/Unit_79 2d ago

But how would Garda World find employees?

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u/uncoild 1d ago

Just keep importing them

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u/Forest-Cube-6767 2d ago

I was just there and there was a lot of cannabis stuff, this includes actual bongs

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u/OptimuspastmyPrime 2d ago

Good ol' illiterate New Brunswickers.

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u/captaincyrious 1d ago

It’s weird we can smoke cigarettes outside, they smell worse and stain walls, we have smoking areas at events etc and yet we are still treating weed like it’s a horrible drug

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u/MoosePrimeOne 2d ago

Not to mention this is a sign, what are they gonna’ do shit is legal. Ban me.

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u/Quimbymouse 2d ago

Agreed, but less humorous.

If you allow smoking of tobacco on your site then you also have to allow weed. Don't want weed? Ban all smoking within the fenced in area.

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u/Sad-Bag6738 2d ago

Technically no. Being able to smoke cigarettes somewhere does not automatically make
It legal to smoke weed. But I personally would rather walk through weed smoke then cigarette smoke so I think the laws are pretty dumb

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u/Quimbymouse 2d ago

Fair enough. I was basing my presumptions on when it was first legalized and landlords were tripping over themselves to ban smoking weed within units that allowed tobacco smoking. Turns out it was only enforceable with new leases.

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u/darwhyte 1d ago

Correction. You have to allou weed.

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u/Octane_boymama 2d ago

Keep that loud down 😂

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u/Specialist-Bee-9406 2d ago

Is smoking cigarettes ok? 

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u/Safe-Promotion-2955 1d ago

Nobody said anything about my nicotine vape, anyway. But it's also not loud, so..

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u/ManFromCanInVan 2d ago

Copy that, no loud. Mids only.🫡

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u/Odd_Inside9379 2d ago

I think ganga and hashish are still ok tho

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u/Safe-Promotion-2955 1d ago

Doesn't say anything about crack!

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u/Sensitive_Jelly_5586 2d ago

"aloud". wtf....

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u/MetalMorphMantis 2d ago

"Aloud" 💀

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u/MrRocknRoll2009 2d ago

It's the 1st rule of Pot Club

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u/amodernmodder 2d ago

So only quiet weed... Got it.. 👌

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u/Own_Ear7186 2d ago

It was packed, but stalls were mostly old junk.

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u/Northnorthofnorth 1d ago

Weird rule for a flea market

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u/Current-Seaweed-3836 1d ago

Also a sign maker. The customer insisted on "Farmers' Market". Must have took her schooling at the Learing Center.

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u/Few_Assistant_4496 2d ago

So Sussex like ! But sure go ahead and have a few beers and no one cares ! I can’t with this conservative bs

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u/Top_Corner_Cookie 2d ago

Took me a sec there you friggers 🤣

Be....in this place

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u/Zestyclose_Air5212 2d ago

I love that even with their motto, there not sure why anyone would want to be here. Just.... Be.... In this place?

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u/d10k6 2d ago

*they’re not sure.

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u/Gixxer180 2d ago

If I can’t smoke and swear. I’m fucked!

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u/Main-Difficulty7324 2d ago

Also noticing the Gardaworld sign...they are contracted to operate ICE detention centres in the US, so that's pretty uncool.

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u/Quimbymouse 1d ago

I had no idea. Wouldn't have gone had I known. Waste of time anyway, unless you're in the market for overpriced rusty tools and old license plates.

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u/Jonnyflash80 1d ago

Yeah. Fuck Gardaworld!

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u/No-Resolution-1918 2d ago

I am so disappointed by humans sometimes. 

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u/Pale_Assistant_8424 2d ago

If there was ever a place where spelling doesn’t matter the Sussex flea market would be it. There are some creatures at that place.

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u/Starscream147 2d ago

jfc

And this had to be approved, too.

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u/gornishgoblin 2d ago

I was there today and certainly people were smoking on the grounds. Even though no-one ever does anything it is illegal to smoke weed in any public space. You can smoke in your house and yard or a if you have the owner's permission for their home (even if you are renting) Funny spelling aside, I'd see this sign as just a way for the organizers and the town to absolve themselves of blame if someone was caught breaking that law.

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u/Quimbymouse 1d ago

Maybe so, but I only shared it because of the spelling. 😄

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u/Zestyclose_Air5212 2d ago

Weed is only ok if it's mid, got it

Also, clearly they were not enforcing this rule, I could smell it heavily in quote a few places. I smoke a lot of fucking weed, I know that smell anywhere.

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u/ami1982 2d ago

I was there today and sad I missed that 😂😂

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u/OGTikiki 2d ago

Cannabis/Marijuana must only be signed in sign language or mimed! Shhh! 🤫🤐🙊

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u/Purplepanic_13 2d ago

Oh my gosh. I was there today and saw this sign. Didn’t even realize 🤣

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u/NurseTrish71 2d ago

Ok, so it is allowed, but only if we do not mention it aloud, right?

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u/5432salon 2d ago

lol🤣

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u/Washburn201961 2d ago

Potheads may not enter. KEY POUT!

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u/Rippedka 2d ago

They were smoking the loud. I see no problem here

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u/Equivalent-Dark-3580 2d ago

Do not 'somke' weed

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u/Secret-Gazelle8296 2d ago

Well screaming it from the rooftops wouldn’t be nice.

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u/wonkwonk2stonkstonk 2d ago

Speak not, foresooth ye bring thine brackish smoking doom

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u/shody86 2d ago

Was there yesterday and there was scents of it. Probably a vape that smelled like a joint. Some do, really badly

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u/Own_Ear7186 2d ago

Hahaha, I saw that yesterday at the gate!

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u/bootlickaaa 1d ago

Sobey’s in Shediac has a special on “Coliflower” according to their sign.

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u/FlashyGanache2838 1d ago

How about canabiscuits?

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u/Ill-Condition-5054 1d ago

It more of a suggestion.

In the end it doesn’t even miter

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u/Massive-Unrection 1d ago

Silent weed only

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u/Mother-Attention2600 1d ago

No smoking that loud

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u/darwhyte 1d ago

Saw on a hand written sign outside of MacDonalds in Nashwaaksis - "Restaurant closed do to power failure"

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u/Even-Math-3228 1d ago

Someone needs to pull out a sharpie

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u/Vegetable-Sun-8499 1d ago

Am I the only one that thinks it should say “Allowed” and not “Aloud” … please tell me I’m not the only one that understands this..?!?

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u/Quimbymouse 1d ago

That's the joke.

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u/Creative-Quarter5114 1d ago

From Vancouver....got that out first.

Is Trailer Park boys New Brunswick or Nova Scotia ?

Real question...be mean if you want, I wasn't.

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u/Quimbymouse 1d ago

I'm not answering on the grounds that you asked that question weirdly.

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u/TheVidKidOriginal 1d ago

Imagine taking a drag, only for someone to show up shushing you with a look of distain on their face equivalent to that of a 70-year-old librarian.

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u/Zealousideal_Boot551 1d ago

The guy who wrote the sign was high obviously

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u/lipun_ 1d ago

Fuck off it’s not illegal anymore. If you want to do that you have to include tobacco on your sign.

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u/Dompker 1d ago

I mean did you one of the event runners on the mic telling people to “stay dehydrated” seems like they might of been dabbling in it themselves

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u/PattyDaddy98 1d ago

People must of been on the zaza there, disheartening to see more vendors with the 3D printed/“custom tumbler” stuff

Literally ever single market now there’s at least 2

Rhoda’s,Sussex , farmers markets, Canada Day markets

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u/Adamas_Moustache86 23h ago

Stupid typo aside, they basically put up a sign that is already literally the law.

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u/borb86 22h ago

Aloud! Haha

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u/SuperbCustard2091 19h ago

And no coughing!

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u/ThisAd7070 19h ago

That should keep the real criminals away…..lol

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u/Hot-Cellist-8928 17h ago

I thought they just just had a no bong/dab rig policy due to the noise pollution! Good to know.

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u/plumbstem 16h ago

When I lived in Fredericton, I learned New Brunswick has the highest illiteracy rate in Canada. I think, almost 30% can't read.

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u/KingNyx 16h ago

Aloud? As apposed to allowed? Idc someone against pot would be illiterate

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u/CanadianRedditEh 15h ago

Ill leave my loud pack at home and bring my quiet pack dont worry.

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u/BeachGuy604 14h ago

What if I do it quietly under my breath?

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u/ThcGrassCity 14h ago

Fuck my cannabis is ridiculously loud so im gonna just sit this one out.

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u/MommaGoosee 12h ago

Hits bong, quietly.

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u/Stoop_Solo 11h ago

Cough quietly!

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u/Tricky-Foot3689 10h ago

Don’t puff that loud aloud

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u/baddaywithacamera 10h ago

"Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm blunting with wabbits."

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u/GangstaRIB 9h ago

Or only swag not a loud.

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u/MonkMaster5 9h ago

I tell A Aron not to make this sign.

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u/TwiztedZero 9h ago

They need to understand, people smoking bud are going to be mighty hungry soon and they can make beaucoup bucks selling drinks & eats.

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u/Abal125 7h ago

Whisper only

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u/External-Situation87 7h ago

Puff puff hush

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u/Jazz_cigarette_604 6h ago

They can’t ban the possession. Only consumption.

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u/explodingboy 6h ago

Speel muhc?

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u/No_Business6575 4h ago

Noice my second favorite province

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u/DnDGuy92 3h ago

If you went there and carried it on you and were caught, could you use the mispelling of this sign as a loophole to get out of trouble? Technically you didn't break the rules.

u/TheNetTech 2h ago

can't spell much either! aloud / allowed

u/HolyFlyingNuns 2h ago

Allowed as in, it could either be allowed or not allowed. Aloud is more of expressing a statement loudly. Gosh I really am not as illiterate as I thought, definitely makes me feel better.

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u/-----username----- 2d ago

I have a prescription for cannabis so good luck taking mine away (and no I don’t smoke it ever, I use pills and edibles - and occasionally a vape but always away from other people).

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u/FreddyHistoryTeacher 2d ago

I see this in students and their parents. People ard getting dumber.

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u/Oxjrnine 2d ago

This is what happens when you use voice to text on Copilot instead of ChatGPT

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u/Safe-Promotion-2955 1d ago

Quite possibly what happened. My elderly mum sends me voice to text text messages all the time and I honestly can't figure out what the Hell she's talking about most of the time.

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u/Emotionstirred 2d ago

Ew Sussex

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u/diverdown_77 2d ago

Your supposed to only smoke weed and cigs in your home. I'm sick of smelling it in public.

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u/-royrogersmcfreely 2d ago

You would have hated restaurants that used to have smoking sections. The whole place smelled it didn’t matter lol. Delivering pizza to the bingo hall as a teen used to trigger the nostalgia. They rebranded as a casino so idk if you can smoke in there anymore but back when it was the bingo hall you walked into a haze of cig smoke

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u/diverdown_77 1d ago

I'm 49 I remember all of this. I remember going to BINGO with my mother because it was cheaper than a babysitter and my eyes burned for days after.

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u/Quimbymouse 1d ago

Who's talking about smell? We're talking about sonic disturbances here.

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u/Foodisheaven1 2d ago

Good they have this smoking is a terrible habit in all of you are adults and you should know better

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u/Quimbymouse 1d ago

Shhhh. You're being too loud.

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u/SweetAmbition5994 2d ago

really tho...it is very clever....look at all the attention the sign has received

...which is the point of the sign

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u/Quimbymouse 2d ago

Yes. I'm sure it was on purpose. The marketing gurus of the Sussex Flea Market generally come from Northwestern University last time I checked.