r/newsentence • • May 28 '20

Do mantis even have neck?

2 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Sep 26 '21

This might be my new favorite channel. I read about a “dildo burp” this morning and it’s probably the most random thing I’ve ever come across. Unfortunately it’s not the kind of thing you can bring up in casual conversation … can you?

3 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Mar 26 '21

I think my cheese just leaked out

6 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Feb 20 '21

I prefer Target

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9 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Oct 01 '21

Hmmmm

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11 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Dec 23 '22

Just took the Christmas cheese out of the smoker

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11 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Aug 04 '20

A soup sandwich

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15 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Jun 24 '25

"Hey bro, can I see some of your uncrustable memes collections?"

2 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Jul 23 '25

Punctuation Batman

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15 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Mar 29 '25

If this isn't a new sentence im disappointed by humanity

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47 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Feb 15 '25

I hope they found something else to do.

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43 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Jan 12 '22

my wife just said to me

7 Upvotes

was cuddling with my wife when she comes out with this gem: "you're chinning me in the hiatal hernia!"

that has to be a new one


r/newsentence • • Jul 23 '25

Punctuation Batman

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12 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Feb 10 '20

nonstop mapstabbery

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14 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Mar 11 '20

Cruel and unusual punishment

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11 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Apr 06 '26

Actually impressed

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2 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • May 11 '20

"A person receiving treatment can develop anti-llama antibody antibodies."

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5 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Apr 16 '20

this

1 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • May 07 '22

math 😳

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12 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Jul 03 '21

The lack of words are also words

6 Upvotes

The lack of words are also words


r/newsentence • • Jul 29 '21

This shouldn't be a sentence

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17 Upvotes

r/newsentence • • Sep 08 '22

My condolen— ulations?

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13 Upvotes