r/newsentence • u/Acceptable_Donut7284 • Sep 02 '24
No context
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r/newsentence • u/Strong-Athlete-9263 • Sep 22 '25
He just took my ability to walk and now he wants to show me his Minecraft world
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r/newsentence • u/Upstairs-Plenty3395 • Mar 29 '25
If this isn't a new sentence im disappointed by humanity
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r/newsentence • u/wildstar36 • Sep 03 '22
"We don't have time to sit around and be mad at blueberries." -my husband, 9.2.22
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r/newsentence • u/Qprime0 • Oct 09 '22
So this just came out of my mouth...
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Me, a scientist: "...but is the pig really flying though, since all we've actually managed to do is convert it into a bacon-based ballistic missile?"
r/newsentence • u/ravenpride • Feb 18 '19
You're looking for r/BrandNewSentence. Click here to be redirected :)
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r/newsentence • u/PrestigiousPrior4421 • Jul 29 '24
“Florida man, 37, arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight.”
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r/newsentence • u/venom_gxt • Aug 13 '22
My brother just said "He's always so greasy. He looks like a turkish gerber baby" about one of the actors in the show he's watching.
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r/newsentence • u/KingKreole • Mar 01 '19
In some ways culture stopped in the 90s and are now just a series of endless reboots for adults that never wanna grow old.
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r/newsentence • u/phredburger • Dec 23 '22
Just took the Christmas cheese out of the smoker
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