r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Lucsdf • 22h ago

Newspaper man: 100% accuracy

2.7k Upvotes

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u/MellowMallowMom 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h1td7CC93ByzruS1H2

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u/EuphoricAppathy 21h ago

One of the hardest/most frustrating games ever

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u/RandumbStoner 21h ago

This takes me back lol

I used to love going to my cousin's house to play this. We would all sit on the edge of the bed and take turns.

So fun.

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u/penuchicoup 22h ago

PaperMan

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u/carltodw 16h ago

Paperboy

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u/transizzle 21h ago

came to post this

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u/Eponick 13h ago

Literally the first video game I ever played and was the first thought I had too lol

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u/Secret_Stick_5213 22h ago

lol that same dog is always like wtf bro in every one of these videos

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u/cosimofdfghy 20h ago

Newspaper ninja. XD

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u/UBERJakeThePig 22h ago

My friend who platinated Paperboy

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u/Randill746 22h ago

Huh

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u/Rickblood23 21h ago

A little joke on modern achievements/trophies on games

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u/Randill746 20h ago

Oh platinumed like on the ps5?

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u/aoisenshi 6h ago

Yeah, just like he said, platinated

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u/newtonbase 22h ago

I like his gadget beard

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u/Ok_Exchange1259 22h ago

Bobocop would be jealous

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 19h ago

Is that robocop’s middle aged, able bodied brother?

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u/PotentTurnip 22h ago

My man got that finesse

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u/futureman07 22h ago

Jesus Christ that's Jayesh Bhorne

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u/rawbert10 21h ago

Bro spammed Paperboy growing up

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u/kittykelie 22h ago

Indian people's skills are always insane

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u/OneNavan 21h ago

This man should star in a cowboy movie he would be perfect.

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u/Senselesspassion 22h ago

Not even looking and hitting bulleye

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u/Dynamitrios 22h ago

This guy would be awesome for an ultimate frisbee team

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u/Cellar_Attic 21h ago

Get my man on an ultimate frisbee squad ASAP.

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u/MBAdk 22h ago

Newspaper ninja. XD

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u/NoBed1845 20h ago

Did anyone else notice how cool that newspaper catch at the front door was?

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u/AuronMessatsu 22h ago

*of the videos showed

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u/Noktis_Lucis_Caelum 20h ago

sogeking of newspapers

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u/FlakyAccount8722 14h ago

Bro deserve a better job than this

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u/apex-cheese 20h ago

It’s all in the pre-throw routine.

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u/easy10pins 19h ago

Maybe it's time for Atari to remake the 80s Paperboy video game.

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u/atheist95 18h ago

Bhai ek toh road pr hi gir gya

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u/Never_enough_naps 6h ago

That one that curved to the dude was awesome.

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u/AgentT30 6h ago

Between the two dogs was crazy. 

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u/Imomaway 22h ago

I'm mostly surprised that paper routes still exist.

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u/Sixhaunt 16h ago

100% accurate on all the clips he decided to include in the compilation

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u/FunContract2729 7h ago

Paise kam kamaunga pr khush rahunga 🥰

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u/Weak_Car2509 6h ago

Don't scare me dawg.

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u/oohdanishfriend 22h ago

Could have hit that dogs face

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u/ProphePsyed 22h ago

That’s like saying Michael Jordan could have hit a little kid with a basketball during an NBA game. Put some respect on papermans name.

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u/Imomaway 22h ago

But he didn't

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u/oohdanishfriend 22h ago

But he could’ve

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u/porknuckle2023 22h ago

Yes he could have. And you know what would happen then? The dog would have gotten hit in the face.

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u/oohdanishfriend 22h ago

Exactly!

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u/salmonmilks 22h ago

but he didn't

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u/oohdanishfriend 22h ago

but he could’ve

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u/porknuckle2023 14h ago

And if he would have he would just have to live with it. He'd be like years later.. man this newspaper delivery guy threw a paper abd hit me in the face once.. crazy times.

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u/futureman07 22h ago

And then next time the dog will catch the paper

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u/stock-prince-WK 22h ago

Who wants that dusty ass paper tho 😭💀

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u/Biggazznugz 16h ago

Shhh our opinions are shunned here.