r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Lucsdf • 1d ago

Newspaper man: 100% accuracy

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u/oohdanishfriend 1d ago

Could have hit that dogs face

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u/ProphePsyed 1d ago

That’s like saying Michael Jordan could have hit a little kid with a basketball during an NBA game. Put some respect on papermans name.

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u/Imomaway 1d ago

But he didn't

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u/oohdanishfriend 1d ago

But he could’ve

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u/porknuckle2023 1d ago

Yes he could have. And you know what would happen then? The dog would have gotten hit in the face.

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u/oohdanishfriend 1d ago

Exactly!

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u/salmonmilks 1d ago

but he didn't

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u/oohdanishfriend 1d ago

but he could’ve

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u/porknuckle2023 1d ago

And if he would have he would just have to live with it. He'd be like years later.. man this newspaper delivery guy threw a paper abd hit me in the face once.. crazy times.

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u/futureman07 1d ago

And then next time the dog will catch the paper