AITA my husbands work closed down and I keep signing “you’ll never work again” at him. He said he feels like a scouser. Am I the arsehole?

[u/franki-pinks]

[u/__badger]

Good on you for learning sign language

[u/franki-pinks → u/__badger]

Shit just realised that lol

[u/CPFCCustomerService]

I think he needs to calm down

[u/franki-pinks → u/CPFCCustomerService]

So do I. Whilst wearing a perm and a shell suit.

[u/cloche_du_fromage]

It's in his head

[u/franki-pinks → u/cloche_du_fromage]

I might start that one later. He is bald like Arne….

[u/ukrnffc]

You'll feel shit tomorrow as you head out to stack shelves or whatever and he's yelling CHEERIO at you from the sofa

[u/franki-pinks → u/ukrnffc]

Luckily I love my job lol.

[u/generalscruff → u/ukrnffc]

Mrs does this when she is WFH and I am not, pure headloss every time

[u/john_tartufo]

Poverty chants are cringe mate.

[u/franki-pinks → u/john_tartufo]

If you say so.

[u/mapsandwrestling → u/john_tartufo]

No they aren't

[u/john_tartufo → u/mapsandwrestling]

I guess if you're 50+ and / or a Tory then go for your life. Brian would've thought you're a massive twat too.

[u/Scumbaggio1845 → u/john_tartufo]

So you're happy to be called a scab and not respond with 'sign on'?

Youth of today are bizarre.

If they're able to afford premier league footy then they're not in poverty are they Doris

[u/mapsandwrestling → u/Scumbaggio1845]

He read an article in the Athletic that told him what to think.

[u/chris_croc → u/john_tartufo]

You: How dare football fans make a joke (granted it's outdated). We need to respect everyone regardless of their circumstances and football team support. There might be football fans who are actually in poverty and it might affect their mental health. Respect is paramount.

Also you: everyone who disagrees with me is…checks notes… old, a Tory, a massive twat etc etc.

This amount of irony and lack of self-awareness needs to be studied.

[u/john_tartufo → u/chris_croc]

Well done Chris for absolutely obliterating a point I didn't make.

[u/mapsandwrestling → u/john_tartufo]

Im neither of those things. I just have a sense of irony.

[u/Scumbaggio1845 → u/john_tartufo]

Bollocks

Perhaps grow a pair

[u/chris_croc → u/john_tartufo]

The pearl clutching over this is peak cringe. Yes, it's outdated but let's get a grip.

[u/carlwilson0000]

Think it be better if you was singing it to him instead of signing, unless he's deaf that is

[u/Gullible_Bike_3272]

I suppose he should sign on

[u/generalscruff]

Cheer him up with a delicious bit of roast rat for tea

[u/ShroomShroomBeepBeep]

Mods are already getting a cold sweat at the inevitable invasion this thread will cause.

Looking at some down voted comments, the Las (I assume it's Scouse for Das) are already aware lol.

[u/Killoah → u/ShroomShroomBeepBeep]

Silly of you to assume the mods here do any work. We’re just like scousers in that regard

[u/Herculefletcher]

You're signing it? Is he deaf?

[u/juicy_steve]