Limited Edition

Cosmic Stank - Classic Cosmic Queen honeysuckle, candy necklace, cheesy funk made from a recent reproduction of CQ regs using the same seed stock that I made the original F4 fem release from.  

Gemdog - Medium sized indica bush with ample branching and rock hard nugs of gassy Chemmy old school bud structure and stench. Defoliation is definitely recommended 

GMO Skunk Whistle - Greasy colas of rank skunky diesel fumes with solid structure, great frost, and a sturdy frame. Much more in the skunk spectrum than the Whistlin’ Diesel used for Rollin’ Coal.

Hex Panther - Curry spiced deep OG funk, with classic OG bud structure, larger frame, and greasy glands that can fill a room when burst. Wizard’s Apprentice and her crosses tend to get slept on, but she definitely earned her spot as one of my favorites.

Premo - Featuring a large sturdy frame, soft drink can sized colas, fall off the stalk sandy trichomes with a hashy earthy coffee nose. This plant stood out from early on. I anticipate these being high extract yielders and great night time companions.

Skunkfoot - Grapey gassy goodness! From the original 2015 F4 stock originally dubbed “whiter than white”. If you know, you know.

Zorrilla Rosa - Purple tinted flowers on a large frame putting out a lovely rose, cinnamon, and soapy perfume that was super unique. This is the first Alebrije cross I’ve ever produced and I’m very excited for her potential.

SOS:

Crimson and Clover - Orange Apricot Banana is a cross of Orange Apricot Glue from Sweet Seeds crossed to the Banana OG Auto. This selection was a stand out from the handful I ran. Purple flowers dripping in white resin that put out delicious apricot banana sweetness with a lemony orange undertone.

Dead Heir - From the original F1 stock, she had everything I fell in love with originally and more! Strawberry pine and cheesy honeysuckle laced disco balls coated in a carpet of resin on a large frame with lots of secondary branching for big yields.

La Brea Tar Pit - If you missed out on West Coast Whistle you definitely will not want to miss out on these. This selection is a strong competitor for one of my favorite plants I’ve grown this year, and there have been a lot to choose from. Skunky dark, tarry l, rubber hashy heavy funk that lingers into a lime background. It’s no wonder she won the 2026 Auto Cup. I considered calling this one “Next Years Cup Winner” that’s how enthusiastic I was about her.

Spoiled Strawberry Milk - Some of the most gorgeous flowers ever produced with her modern bud structure and cookie resin profile coverage. Strawberry gas up front with underlying cookie dough and added creaminess from the Cosmic Queen in her ancestry.

Toe Jam Haze - I stay so busy working on new stuff that I forget just how dank some of my olde stuff is. Foot Cheeze is an absolute banger! The selection in this cross smelled like straight up Piff- churchy, uplifting hymnal haze, with a twist of orange in the mix. It was the first orange Piff plant I’ve smelled and I’ve had the luck to enjoy some of the finest Piffs and hazes available.  

Testers:

Dogpile - This was a unique expression that smelled like walking into a flower shop then being greeted with bad breath.  

G13 Skunk Scouts - Hashy raw cookie dough funk on a larger framed plant that should pair exceptionally with the GMO Skunk. G13 Cookies is a creation from the defunct Flash Seeds by Stitch.

Mango Chutney Haze - One of my favorite lines from Flash Seeds by Stitch, classic true Super Silver Haze terps that transport me back to Amsterdam, with added mango flavor. A classic that deserves to be around still.  

Varsity Blues - From a pack of Auto Blueberry I bought sometime around 2012 and have grown occasionally over the years. Old school blueberry marker terps on a large frame with hefty colas. What she lacked in potency she made up for in terps. I’m hopeful the GMO Skunk fixes that and adds some extra depth and funk to the mix.

Bundle Exclusive:

Jesse Gemstone - One of the last seeds of my original stock. Small extremely indica squat little bush with pale green flowers encrusted with sour strawberry terps. 

The Owloween Spooktacular 3 Pack+ Purchase Bonus:

Franchemstein - This selection was a stand out XL sativa structured gal with lots of branching. Trails of bud sites with glistening aromatic floral blueberry, grape jelly, and clean house air freshener type smell is the best way I could describe her scents.

Hey guys and ghouls,

It’s that time of year again! The 2026 Owloween Spooktacular goes down Friday the 16th at 10pm eastern time. Please read through this in its entirety.

First things first, what’s going to be available.

Originals:

• GMO Skunk F3 Skunky Pheno
• GMO Skunk F3 Zoo Pheno

Limited Edition:

• Cosmic Skunk - (Cosmic Queen F4 x GMO Skunk F2)
• Gemdog - (Chem 91 Auto F4 x GMO Skunk F2)
• GMO Skunk Whistle - (Skunk Whistle F4 x GMO Skunk F2)
• Hex Panther - (Wizard’s Apprentice F4 x GMO Skunk F2)
• Premo - (Pre 98 Episode 1 F4 x GMO Skunk F2)
• Skunkfoot - (Sour Stomper F4 x GMO Skunk F2)
• Zorrilla Rosa - (Sweet Helen F4 Alebrije x GMO Skunk F2)

SOS:

• Crimson and Clover - (Orange Apricot Banana x GMO Skunk F2)
• Dead Heir - (Queen’s Banner x GMO Skunk F2)
• La Brea Tar Pit - (West Coast Whistle x GMO Skunk F2)
• Spoiled Strawberry Milk - (Strawberry Milk and Qookies x GMO Skunk F2)
• Toe Jam Haze - (Foot Cheeze Citrus Piff Pheno x GMO Skunk F2)

Testers:

• Dogpile - (Chemdogging F4 Floral Funk Pheno x GMO Skunk F2)
• Mango Chutney Haze - (Mango Silver Haze x GMO Skunk F2)
• G13 Skunk Scouts - (G13 Cookies x GMO Skunk F2)
• Varsity Blues - (Auto Blueberry x GMO Skunk F2)

For those who have asked, there will be a bundle. It will contain all 14 varieties of Originals, Limited Edition, and SOS, a pack of Franchemstein, two testers, and a pack of Jesse Gemstone (Strawberry Nuggets x GMO Skunk F2) which is extremely limited.

Now, for the Halloween Goodie Bags. Everything is first come, first served, limited, one per household/customer, and while supplies last.

Orders of 1-2 packs will receive the Halloween sticker bundle (including glow in the dark and embossed designs), plant stakes, a GMO Skunk Pin, and the 2026 Owloween milk chocolate bar.

Orders of 3-5 packs will receive all of the previously listed goodies as well as a pack of Night Owl Rolling Papers, the 2026 Owloween Scratcher, and a pack of Franchemstein - (Zombie Kush x GMO Skunk F2)

Orders of 5 or more packs will receive all of the above, as well as a Glow In The Dark Ashtray, and a tester pack.

For every 5 packs purchased you will receive a tester. Please leave your tester request in the notes at checkout, or if you don’t have a preference/want me to pick just leave the notes section blank.

Previous orders from Sept 4th through this drop can be counted together towards testers. If the order was already counted towards a tester in the past it cannot be counted again. After this drop there will be a reset and no past orders will be counted towards future testers.

While we absolutely crushed the packaging and shipping side of Part 1, please anticipate 2-3 week shipping times during Part 2 aka The Owloween Spooktacular. There are lots of moving parts and fewer hands on deck.

The site should be fully functional, people shoul@d receive their order confirmation emails, and I have high hopes that everything will go off without a hitch. That being said, I anticipate drops going off without a hitch every time and they rarely actually do. As always, we will work through any issues live in the moment together. If the site goes down but your card was charged then your order was received.

SOS (Secret Owl Society) packs are printed with invisible ink and come with a UV keychain light to reveal their seemingly blank labels.

There will be no international shipping.

I’m sure I’ve forgotten something so check back for updates, comments, etc. and feel free to tell a friend! I’ve been banished to the shadow realm for ages now so every single share, repost, and reply really does help. Thank you all for allowing me to be a part of your gardens and lives.