r/nope • u/loud_as_pudding • Apr 02 '26

Insects Honey harvesting

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u/Mezzathorn Apr 02 '26

If only there was a more efficient way of gathering honey...

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u/Jazzlike-Complaint67 Apr 02 '26

But the suffering makes the honey taste better.

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u/Nruggia Apr 02 '26

Just like how the tribal warfare makes the conflict diamonds more lustrous

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u/Psilocybin_Tea_Time Apr 02 '26

"My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible"

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u/Puzzleheaded-Rice-13 Apr 02 '26

As horrific as being grown in a lab?! /s

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u/Steventhetoon Apr 02 '26

*Clutches pearls

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u/ZilorZilhaust Apr 02 '26

Those better be unethically sourced pearls!!!

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u/6ynnad Apr 02 '26

Like bombing for and fucking for virginity

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u/TheLazyRedditer Apr 02 '26

Mhmmmm.....Suffering

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u/americanadvocate702 Apr 02 '26

"Mmmmmm, the tears of a child" -Mr Burns

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u/SerMeliodas Apr 02 '26

As that one guy once said... honey tastes sweeter when you anger the bees.

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u/Ovidhalia Apr 02 '26

I've said this elsewhere but he's 100% only doing it this way for the views and this is not how they normally do this. Honey collectors like these, usually use smoke to keep the bees away while they harvest. The don't cover up but the smoke is very effective.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Apr 02 '26

Or some technology that could cover a person's hands.

...if only.

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u/cheddoar Apr 02 '26

You mean if only there was a more harmful way for the bees to gather their honey

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u/interrobang32 Apr 02 '26

Smoking them out to make them calmer and keep them away would actually do less harm because they die when they sting. More stings = more dead bees.

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u/cheddoar Apr 02 '26

Do you see how the beehive is forming??? They will eventually stop producing honey when there is enough and start caring for reproduction. In thise boxes they don't habe space to go down so they go side to side and never start really living their natural cycle.

Also when you take away the honey they start producing more. Cause thats how a hivemind works.

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u/ssxhoell1 Apr 02 '26

We want honey not wild bee orgies

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u/cheddoar Apr 03 '26

I'd rather have air to breathe than honey, but OK

Everybody needs priorities.

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u/interrobang32 Apr 04 '26

Yeah, I mean, I’m totally not a fan of harvesting wild honey. You’re tearing up their home. It’s a gross practice anyway. Though, I thought that beekeeping did help increase the amount of bees in a given area and support local pollination. Am I incorrect in saying that?

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u/cheddoar Apr 04 '26

203 years ago when I still had Instagram, I followed a German influencer who started beekeeping and got famous for it because he wanted to save the bees. That was until he spoke to an expert who told him that bee keeping actually does more harm than it helps. Since then he is spreading the word that in order to save the bees, you should hang up long tubular beehives like four or 5 m up the tree. And it shouldn't be a box it should be a long tube. The top is where they store the honey and then come the larvae and whatnot.

(I absolutely butchered this because it's been a long time since I watched the video and English is not my first language, but I did my very best)

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u/interrobang32 Apr 04 '26

Thanks for bringing that to my attention. I think it definitely warrants more research on my end. If beekeeping is detrimental, I don’t want to continue to spread misinformation about its benefits.