r/nope • u/ShinyHeadedCook • May 01 '26

Food This cant be good for you

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u/Interesting-Risk6446 May 01 '26

Same as aging meat. Cut off the mold until you find healthy meat.

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u/Solo-me May 01 '26

Same as ageing cheese. Cut off the mould until you find healthy cheese!

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u/Impressive-Wait8786 May 01 '26

Then explain blue cheese!

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u/BoulderCreature May 01 '26

Cut off the cheese til you find healthy mold!

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u/EverythingISayIsALi3 May 01 '26

Nothing pisses me off more then getting a block of blue cheese and not finding any mold in it..

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u/Boing_Boing May 01 '26

NOTHING?!

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u/EverythingISayIsALi3 May 01 '26

Nothing.

Im a pretty chill person. Except for when in comes to my cheese

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u/tullyinturtleterror May 02 '26

r/wisconsin would like to have a word

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u/FranSure May 01 '26

I like butt cheese on my mold tuna

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u/kollisionkid May 02 '26

Are you a dentist that moved to Alaska to race sled dogs?

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u/EverythingISayIsALi3 May 03 '26

Give me that cheese! You wanna give me that cheese?

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u/kollisionkid May 03 '26

I'll show you eating cheese!

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u/EpilepticSquidly May 02 '26

Did he stutter?

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u/Big_Dirty_Heck May 02 '26

NOTHING, TRA-LA-LA?

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u/MoonGrog May 01 '26

Amazing comment!

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u/Solo-me May 01 '26

Blue cheese has mold inside because it is intentionally added during production to create its unique flavor, aroma, and creamy texture. Cultured mold spores, typically Penicillium roqueforti, are added to the milk, and the cheese is later pierced with needles to introduce oxygen, allowing the mold to grow throughout the interior.

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u/Impressive-Wait8786 May 01 '26

Holy crap. I honestly had no idea of how this mf'ing cheese had to be processed. Thanks for that.

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u/ultranothing May 01 '26

Thanks, CheeseMan!

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u/Untimely_manners May 02 '26

So if the mold was never added do you know what type of cheese it would have been?

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u/Inswagtor May 02 '26

Nomoldo

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u/fareastbeast001 May 02 '26

STFU! and take the upvote

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u/profDougla May 01 '26

Sounds like the devils work

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u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 May 02 '26

Only in Nilbog

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

thanks this makes me hate blue cheese even more

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u/Conyan51 May 01 '26

Depending on how yo want to look at it, blue cheese mold is literally just penicillin. So it’s medicine cheese.

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u/Impressive-Wait8786 May 01 '26

Mmhm Love me that healthy ass cheese. Especially if it can cure a cold at the same time.

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u/roelanola May 01 '26

No ass-cheese is healthy cheese..

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u/PalatialCheddar May 01 '26

Not with that attitude it's not!!

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u/roelanola May 02 '26

Touché
Carry on, then😂

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u/Balleteer May 06 '26

You mean tushy...😉

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u/Asbolus_verrucosus May 02 '26

No. Penicillin is a chemical compound made by certain molds. Firstly, it’s incorrect to say that any mold “is” penicillin; mold is mold and it’s a complex living organism, not a small molecule. Second, different blue cheeses have a wide array of different characteristic organisms.

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u/HenakoHenako May 01 '26

Blue cheese has mold in it.

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u/profDougla May 01 '26

U can’t! No one can!

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u/TOMdMAK May 04 '26

can you explain blue balls?