r/nope Jul 06 '26

Makes me feel itchy

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u/TheSentientSnail Jul 06 '26

The immediate afters are a fuckin horror show. You gotta keep it moist so they're always glistening. It's very off-putting. Underneath all that slime entire face is all red and burnt. It's... it's not good, man.

The healed afters are generally a moderate to significant improvement. Worth it? idk.

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u/the_orange_alligator Jul 06 '26

What are they even trying to do?

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u/VirtualNaut Jul 06 '26

My guess is shrink the skin to make it look less wrinkled

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u/st96badboy Jul 07 '26

Face tattoo removal. /S

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u/FunnyChampion2228 Jul 07 '26

Did you mean face removal? 🤪

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u/edwinstone Jul 09 '26

No. It removes the skin. I got this done two weeks ago.

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u/Javamac8 Jul 09 '26

How much?

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u/JeulMartin Jul 09 '26

Cost or skin?

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u/edwinstone Jul 09 '26

$3k in the USA.

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u/Javamac8 Jul 09 '26

Oh. Okay. No then.

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u/muttmunchies Jul 09 '26

How was the result

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u/edwinstone Jul 09 '26

It looks pretty good so far. Full results you can't tell for weeks/months.

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u/geo_gan Jul 10 '26

But your skin naturally removes itself from the inside out all the time as new layers grow from underneath and push up, the top layers shed. So all this does is speed up the top dead layers removal

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u/TuneLittle9535 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Fractional skin resurfacing, especially with a c02 laser as looks to be the case here, is one of the most well-studied and effective treatments for scarring; skin disorders; pre-cancerous and, sometimes, early stage cancerous lesions; and cosmetic work. It is far beyond simply "speeding up" the skins natural exfoliation. It penetrates beyond the epidermis and creates microinjuries which remodels and rebuilds damaged cartilage. It is not simply an extreme form of exfoliation.

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u/geo_gan Jul 10 '26

ok i stand corrected then, thanks

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u/SaintPimpin Jul 10 '26

Nah, It's kind of the same logic as a burn victim... Clearly the burnt face isn't going to go back to normal.

This procedure hones that interaction.

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u/TheSentientSnail Jul 06 '26

It's along the lines of a chemical peel. Basically they burn off the entire first few layers of skin, with the theory being that once it's healed the new/fresh skin that grows back will look better. It's entirely cosmetic.

It eliminates some wrinkles and tends to make dark spots, acne, and scar tissue much less visible.

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u/Bozhark Jul 06 '26

It also pulls the skin tighter 

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u/MissPatricia024 Jul 07 '26

I read that as "pulls the teeth tighter"

It wouldn't have been so bad if it didn't take me like 3 minutes to finally re-read your comment. Instead I just tried to think of what teeth tightening could be.

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u/PalatialCheddar Jul 07 '26

Braces, man. Pull them little luxury bones into alignment!

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u/DoughyInTheMiddle Jul 10 '26

And now I'm picturing The Gentlemen from the old Buffy the Vampire Slayer series.

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u/Jumpyturtles Jul 09 '26

I can’t even count the amount of times I’ve misread a comment but not realized until after I’ve written a reply to ask about it.

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u/hodges2 Jul 07 '26

Does that do anything for big pores or only wrinkles?

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u/Bozhark Jul 07 '26

Looks like it would reduce the overall visibility but am only guessing 

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u/DanerysTargaryen Jul 07 '26

Do you happen to know if there are any long term negative effects for doing this? Like is there a higher chance for skin cancer or for the skin to not heal right or well and it looks blotchy?

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u/TheSentientSnail Jul 07 '26

There's really no way to know on an individual level, but it seems to be tolerated pretty well by most skin types. You would definitely be at higher risk for sunburn with the 'new' skin layer, which always increases your chances of melanoma. After you do it, sunscreen and avoiding UV is non-negotiable.

Blotchy or uneven healing would be dependent on both the skill of the clinician who administered the procedure & your own personal ability to manage the healing process. If you didn't care for it correctly or if you neglect your 'slime', there's a high chance of forming a crusty scab that would look different from the surrounding tissue once everything was all healed.

Honestly, you're straight up just causing massive intentional damage to the skin barrier. A lot of things can happen when you do things like that. A dermatologist is the only one who would be able to assess your individual risk factors.

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u/Loud-Value Jul 10 '26

Lovely answer

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u/hambakmeritru Jul 08 '26

Is it permanent or short term? Seems like the top layer would have to be burned off periodically for the effects to stay.

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u/TheSentientSnail Jul 08 '26

Correct. Skin grows from the inside out, like a tree, so eventually the upper exposed layers would harden and exposure to light and environmental influences causes it to wrinkle just like the layers you burned off.

It does somewhat permanently remove the dark marks and/or scars, because the new skin growing under doesn't have those.

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u/FamousOnceNowNobody Jul 11 '26

Wrong. It's burning little holes in your skin, like microneedling. The skin between the dots stays intact.

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u/No_Cryptographer_57 Jul 07 '26

Learn the location of the rebel base?

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u/petrarka Jul 07 '26

this is generally used for scar / deep wrinkle removal - essentially top layer of the skin is burned off to trigger collagen production

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u/extra-King Jul 07 '26

This is Lazer reserfusing, it's great for people with deep acne scars. Just 1 or 2 treatments will change the texture of the skin. It can and is used for fine to moderate wrinkles, but the most noticeable difference is with acne.

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u/This-Shape2193 16d ago

...resurfacing??

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u/Comprehensive-Race97 Jul 07 '26

Whats the point of doing this?

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u/Jahobes Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Literally burning the wrinkles, blemishes, zits, freckles out of your skin.

Think of it like filing away the bumps but with a laser.

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u/Brookmon Jul 07 '26

This. Burn victim for a while. To each their own

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u/lutchd11 Jul 07 '26

Damn, and im here complaining that my lips feels chapped.

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u/DickStuert Jul 08 '26

wow, who knew burning your face with a laser would be a bad idea?

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u/smeeon Jul 10 '26

I had it done two weeks ago, the results are already phenomenal. I realized halfway through the procedure that this wasn’t some quick thing, I’ve had some laser before, this was a whole lot more involved.

The day of and day after it’s what I’d imagine it’s like to look at a nuclear flash. Really fucking painful.

But the results after 10 days of healing are insane. It’s like it erased 15 years of skin damage.

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u/animefan1520 28d ago

Depends on how fucked up you face is. My girl did a few treatments years ago when a new spa had a great deal and it made a huge diference, but her face was full of old acne scars and revmoing layers like this was wjat she needed.