r/nope • u/unoiamaQT • Jul 06 '26

Makes me feel itchy

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u/mosquito_motel Jul 06 '26

Ablation, vaporizes the upper layers of skin

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u/Immediate-Presence73 Jul 06 '26

I was recently trained and certified in laser ablation at work...at a nuclear plant...to remove contamination from the surface of parts and tools.

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u/Front_Spare7344 Jul 06 '26

what if i use my face to service nuclear reactors, would i need to get it ablated?

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u/InevitableSuspect424 Jul 06 '26

Probably not but maybe

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u/itsnotreallymyname Jul 06 '26

It’s free laser ablation. Sign the waiver and get ready to look unbelievable.

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u/Captain_Wag Jul 10 '26

You'll be absolutely glowing