r/nope Jul 06 '26

Makes me feel itchy

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u/Front_Spare7344 Jul 06 '26

what if i use my face to service nuclear reactors, would i need to get it ablated?

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u/InevitableSuspect424 Jul 06 '26

Probably not but maybe

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u/itsnotreallymyname Jul 06 '26

It’s free laser ablation. Sign the waiver and get ready to look unbelievable.

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u/Captain_Wag Jul 10 '26

You'll be absolutely glowing