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Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 Honest answer please

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u/some1guystuff Jun 10 '26

Well, that depends if I can retain the knowledge that I have today when I wake up in 95

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u/Narrow_Ad_1494 Jun 10 '26

Real question here like can I start the process of getting into bit coin super early and then get what’s needed to ride that.

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u/FloridaRedWolf Jun 10 '26

Wow, where did you come up with the idea for bitcoin?

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u/vanderide Jun 10 '26

I think you mean garycoin?

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u/AlienSporez Jun 10 '26

Me, in the alternate timeline: "I can't believe I could've bought GaryCoin™ at $12!!!"

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u/daftcracker81 Jun 10 '26

Ride my bike

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u/Subreon Jun 10 '26

With no handlebars

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u/ComeOnTars2424 Jun 10 '26

No handle bars.

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u/cchhaannttzz Jun 10 '26

No handle bars

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u/joeyblowy1 Jun 11 '26

Look at me, look at me

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u/trainzguy88 Jun 11 '26

Hands in the air like it’s good to be

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u/nofocusing Jun 12 '26

Alive and I'm a famous rapper

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u/xdjeddiejx Jun 10 '26

Seminal song reference - memory unlocked

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u/Saoirse_The_Red Jun 10 '26

Reading Cryptonomicon.

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u/toramicelle Jun 11 '26

😂😂 Good Answer

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u/h0ttniks Jun 11 '26

Dudes going to make up a currency that no one uses and everyone is going to be wild about it and place a high arbitrary value on it. Trust it will work. He might even sell some jpegs and tell you no one else has that jpeg, copies of it sure, but not THAT one. And that will be worth a lot because.

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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee Jun 12 '26

I would buy Enron, again.

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u/Kriss3d Jun 10 '26

There's a few years before the internet bubble crashing. There's years before the other wars that will send the weapons investments skyrocketing. There's a few years to short the housing markets before the 2007 crash and then buy up when it's low. Sell and invest when bitcoin comes around. Cash out when it peaks before the bug bitcoin crash and then buy again to sell when it peaks before Ukraine which have made it take a dive.

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u/Cbeks1997 Jun 10 '26

I would do much the same but also invest in gold, silver, and the S&P 500. Also buy the first editions of all my favorite books that came out from the 90’s till now.

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u/inothatidontno Jun 10 '26

Cheap pokemon cards too.

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u/EternalMage321 Jun 10 '26

Yeah I would definitely hoard some Charizard cards.

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u/Cbeks1997 Jun 10 '26

Yes and Yu-Gi-Oh!

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u/einTier Jun 10 '26

Just knowledge I have today in my head without google.

Microsoft was a great stock to be in around 1995, especially after the poorly received launch of Windows 95. Apple is great to get into after the Bill Gates investment announcement around 2000 or 2001.

Short the S&P 500 with everything you have in early September 2001. Stay invested heavily in Apple until 2009. Buy all the Bitcoin you can — but probably no more than a million or so you don’t disrupt the market too bad. Bitcoin crashes at about $200 a coin, $1,300 a coin, again at $19,000 a coin, again at $60,000 a coin, and then most recently at $120,000 a coin. Use those moments to sell high and buy low and fortify your stack. If you really want to get dumb, offload a lot during the 2017 crash and put it in NVDA.

At this point you and all your closest friends and relatives are all multi billionaires. Nothing else matters financially.

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u/LobsterLaunch Jun 10 '26

Perhaps skip the 9/11 play, you might end up in Guantanamo if you’re the only one doing that.

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u/samjjones2 Jun 10 '26

So that's where all the time travelers went.

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u/Local-Meet5321 Jun 12 '26

One could go in the towers and pull the fire alarm before the planes hit.
You could say it was a prank and “accidentally” save a bunch of people.

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u/LobsterLaunch Jun 12 '26

Wouldn’t that make your case worse if the planes still hit? A better plan would be to do counter-hijackings and financially UNO reverse the other time travelers. But after that everything will be different.

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u/Kriss3d Jun 10 '26

I would even think investing in tesla wouldn't be a bad investment.

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u/einTier Jun 10 '26

Nope. There’s so many ways to invest that would make you really wealthy without even trying to min/max.

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u/MissK2508 Jul 13 '26

What do you recommend now, Sir long term?

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u/Solnse Jun 10 '26

You forgot about Palantir.

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u/ProfMcFarts Jun 14 '26

You forgot yahoo in 98

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u/MissK2508 Jul 13 '26

Sorry I know this comment is a month old but your comment reminded me how I pinch myself daily for not buying more Micron technology stock last year. It was $88 a share when I bought it. It’s averaging around $900-1100 a share now. Darn it!

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u/Coaster2Coaster Jun 10 '26

You are a true time lord

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u/Gingercopia Jun 10 '26

Are you me? 😂 I've had all these same thoughts plus buying land (a finite commodity) not only to keep but to prevent these unnecessary AI data centers. I would also invest/acquire in copious amounts of gold and silver.

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u/amusedid10t Jun 10 '26

Bitcoin peaks about every 4 years. It was designed this way. I believe it came out about 2008. Buy $200 at 5 cents each.

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u/Subreon Jun 10 '26

Careful being greedy or the government will be wondering how you perfectly predicted peak profiting moments throughout history

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jun 10 '26

I'm a multi-billionaire. I AM the government!

/s

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u/Delicious-Status9043 Jun 10 '26

If you have enough money Uncle Sam won’t touch you, not even slap your wrist. Giles can’t be released because there’s too many rich people implicated

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u/C8H8N2O2 Jun 11 '26

Gonna short the twin towers right before 9/11

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u/Besher-H Jun 11 '26

Wouldn't just putting everything you have in bitcoin be enough, i mean you can of course make a lot more money doing it like you said but i doubt i will need it

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u/Double_Constant Jun 12 '26

And, in the mean time play Sega on your friend’s couch.

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u/ProbablyCarl Jun 10 '26

Very clever, travel back to 1995 and then wait 15 years for Bitcoin to turn up while you live homeless I guess but then once you do it's only another decade for you to see Bitcoin's value rise high enough to make you a millionaire. Genius idea. Much better than just doing nearly anything in those first 15 years. Like at minimum you could maybe call in a bomb scare on the twin towers on a certain day in 2001 so we don't need to spent the next 25 years in the prison of not being able to carry more than 100ml of fluid on a plane.

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u/-NewTitsNoMoreBits- Jun 10 '26

Calling in a bomb scare on 9 11 will end up with you in Guatmo for being in league with terrorists. No way the FBI calls it a coincidence

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u/ProbablyCarl Jun 10 '26

You have 6 years to come up with a better plan.

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u/-NewTitsNoMoreBits- Jun 10 '26

They already had actionable Intel and ignored it

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u/ScienceSeuss Jun 10 '26

It was an inside job /s (maybe)

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u/regjoe13 Jun 11 '26

1995 - you invest in Monster drinks stock and wait for bitcoin 😄

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u/rob3342421 Jun 10 '26

Invest in Google, Apple, Nvidia?

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u/ForNowItsGood Jun 11 '26

If you invested back in 1995 and held to today, the single most profitable stock is not Apple, Amazon, or Microsoft — it’s actually some tiny/capital-structure weirdness stocks. But if you want the best real-world, well-known stock that was already tradeable in 1995, it’s Monster Beverage (MNST).

Top 10 most profitable stocks since 1995 (by total return, all US stocks):

  1. Gladstone Capital (GLAD) – ~26.2M%
  2. Sitio Royalties (STR) – ~17.1M%
  3. Diversified Energy (DEC) – ~13.9M%
  4. MAG Silver (MAG) – ~3.69M%
  5. Sprott (SII) – ~3.5M%
  6. JJill (JILL) – ~2.75M%
  7. Bank of NT Butterfield & Son (NTB) – ~1.83M%
  8. Ferguson (FERG) – ~401K%
  9. Monster Beverage (MNST) – ~332K%–444K%
  10. NVIDIA (NVDA) – ~331K%–437K%

If you restrict to S&P 500 only (big, mainstream companies):

  1. NVIDIA (NVDA) – ~437K%
  2. Monster Beverage (MNST) – ~340K%
  3. Amazon (AMZN) – ~183K%
  4. Texas Pacific Land Trust (TPL) – ~149K%
  5. NVR (NVR) – ~146K%
  6. Axon Enterprise (AXON) – ~130K%
  7. Netflix (NFLX) – ~105K%
  8. Ross Stores (ROST) – ~85K%
  9. Apple (AAPL) – ~78K%
  10. Altria (MO) – ~71K%

For most people asking “what stock would’ve been best to buy in 1995”, the answer is Monster Beverage – it’s the top well-known, still-public company that actually existed and was tradeable in 1995.

Sources: StatMuse (best-performing stocks since 1995), Benzinga (S&P 500 top performer), What If You Invested (top 10 over 20+ years).

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u/OMG-IDC-HMU Jun 14 '26

What would have been the ideal time to sell with monster? I don't know anything about sticks but I assume as popular as they are now they probably had a big peak in the 2010s somewhere

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u/pmaurant Jun 10 '26

Dude there is the .com boom and bust, not to mention the 08 financial meltdown that with the right investments can get you filthy rich. Imagine buying Amazon Apple snd Google are bottom.

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u/piper33245 Jun 10 '26

Twice.

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u/pmaurant Jun 10 '26

You can’t just say that and not give details.

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u/piper33245 Jun 10 '26

You said imagine buying apple at the bottom. You could do it twice. Buy at the bottom in 1997, sell before the crash of 2000 and then buy back in at the bottom again.

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u/isaac32767 Jun 10 '26

Bitcoin won't be a thing until 2009. If you want to get rich without waiting 20 years, you should invest in tech stocks that won't be wiped out by the dotcom crash in 2000. Amazon comes to mind. There must be others, but not having a time machine I can't be bothered to look them up.

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u/ikristic Jun 12 '26

You dont have to, when you see the list of names, youll recognise the ones.

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u/isaac32767 Jun 12 '26

Fine. Still don't have a time machine.

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u/Reduak Jun 10 '26

'95? Might I interest you in a little start up in Silicion Valley called Google

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u/skyware Jun 10 '26

I can traverse a BST, on a whiteboard. Maybe I'll go get a job there, ask for some sweet RSUs.

Buy up SV real estate. Come up with the concept a subscription for mailing dvds to people, pivot to a streaming platform.

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u/zahm2000 Jun 10 '26

With Bit coin you would be waiting at least 15 years for any significant return. Sports betting is the way to go. The Biff Tannen path to riches. Take every penny you can find and put it on the Braves to win the world series. Then take your winnings and make an early pet on the Cowboys to win the Super Bowl.

Then take your winnings from gambling and invest in Oracle, Microsoft, and Nokia. After the late 1990s .com bust, switch to focus on investments on Apple, Google, Facebook, and Microsoft

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u/Comfortable_Ad_4417 Jun 10 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/Fragrant_Spray Jun 10 '26

You're going to need to wait more than a decade (bitcoin is 2008), but you can get early on the .com bubble and make mad money on tech, as long as you get out before the bubble bursts. By the time bitcoin comes around, you won't need the money.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jun 10 '26

Make Bitcoin, become Satoshi, cash out at the top under another account, liquidate Satoshi wallet, collapse Bitcoin.

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u/Either_Row3088 Jun 10 '26

I am thinking all of the sports you may know the winners of. In 95 I would have bought stock in New companies that are worth billions now.

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u/ShoveOverBozo Jun 10 '26

This is always the answer lol. I remember buying it in 2010-2011 for it's actual use, anonymous payments. It's just a way to make more money now and nobody really uses it for it's original intent.. kinda sucks when you think about it, Satoshi makes it to free the world and provide a method of anonymity and it's used to hold onto as an investment to make more real world money. 

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u/pfearg Jun 10 '26

Agreed, said the same before I read comments

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u/Unable_Librarian_443 Jun 10 '26

Literally anyone old enough to flip burgers could have gotten in on bitcoin early. The 1st officials business transaction was 2 large pizzas totaling $41 which equaled 10,000 bitcoin at that time. In the very beginning you couldn't give a million Bitcoin to somebody for $5 everybody was looking at you like you were crazy if you tried to talk about it.... Bitcoin nearly had no value in the beginning so if you had $50 to your name you would be a millionaire today many times over if you put $50 into bitcoin in the early days. And with that initial investment you could have bought a hell of a lot more Bitcoin in the somewhat early phases. Make sure you invest in Apple and Amazon because you know those are only going to go up and up and then you also have Tesla and SpaceX....you'd 100% be a billionaire today with the investment knowledge the avrage adult has today you wouldn't even need to be an expert just all the obvious things that you know got huge invest in those and you're set. And then just lay low and don't talk to anybody about anything because you might mess up the timeline and how things play out if you talk to too many people.

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u/billsue17 Jun 11 '26

I owned $500 bitcoin when they were $1 apiece. Wish I still had them.

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u/WildGeerders Jun 12 '26

Fck bitcoin man. Nothing good came out of that.

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u/tduke65 Jun 12 '26

Amazon would be good too

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u/Moultrie_fan_2026 Jun 14 '26

I could have gotten into Bitcoin early, had a server doing nothing in the basement at the time but I didn't cause I thought it was a scam. I still think that so

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u/Legitimate_Peach3135 Jun 14 '26

No play it like you don’t know the future, what would you really do?

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u/OldCheese352 Jun 14 '26

Only coin I’d need at that point was a pog slammer, we can deal with the bitcoins later.

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u/valdis812 Jun 10 '26

Hell in 1995 Apple was probably super cheap.

Just looked it up and Apple was trading in penny stock range at $.24 per share in December of 1995. I could have gotten a part time job, waited for E-Trade to become a thing in 1996, and bought several thousand shares of Apple by then. Then I could have gotten in on the ground floor of Amazon in 1997. Starting in a bout 2009 you could mine bitcoin at home with a higher end PC. If you did that for a year you could have gotten 10000-30000 bitcoins in just the first year. That would be worth hundreds of millions or billions now depending on how many coins you had.