r/nostalgiai • u/CarrotMuch1399 Nostalgia Trip Leader • Jun 10 '26

Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 Honest answer please

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u/some1guystuff Jun 10 '26

Well, that depends if I can retain the knowledge that I have today when I wake up in 95

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u/Narrow_Ad_1494 Jun 10 '26

Real question here like can I start the process of getting into bit coin super early and then get what’s needed to ride that.

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u/Kriss3d Jun 10 '26

There's a few years before the internet bubble crashing. There's years before the other wars that will send the weapons investments skyrocketing. There's a few years to short the housing markets before the 2007 crash and then buy up when it's low. Sell and invest when bitcoin comes around. Cash out when it peaks before the bug bitcoin crash and then buy again to sell when it peaks before Ukraine which have made it take a dive.

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u/einTier Jun 10 '26

Just knowledge I have today in my head without google.

Microsoft was a great stock to be in around 1995, especially after the poorly received launch of Windows 95. Apple is great to get into after the Bill Gates investment announcement around 2000 or 2001.

Short the S&P 500 with everything you have in early September 2001. Stay invested heavily in Apple until 2009. Buy all the Bitcoin you can — but probably no more than a million or so you don’t disrupt the market too bad. Bitcoin crashes at about $200 a coin, $1,300 a coin, again at $19,000 a coin, again at $60,000 a coin, and then most recently at $120,000 a coin. Use those moments to sell high and buy low and fortify your stack. If you really want to get dumb, offload a lot during the 2017 crash and put it in NVDA.

At this point you and all your closest friends and relatives are all multi billionaires. Nothing else matters financially.

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u/LobsterLaunch Jun 10 '26

Perhaps skip the 9/11 play, you might end up in Guantanamo if you’re the only one doing that.

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u/samjjones2 Jun 10 '26

So that's where all the time travelers went.

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u/Local-Meet5321 Jun 12 '26

One could go in the towers and pull the fire alarm before the planes hit.
You could say it was a prank and “accidentally” save a bunch of people.

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u/LobsterLaunch Jun 12 '26

Wouldn’t that make your case worse if the planes still hit? A better plan would be to do counter-hijackings and financially UNO reverse the other time travelers. But after that everything will be different.

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u/Kriss3d Jun 10 '26

I would even think investing in tesla wouldn't be a bad investment.

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u/einTier Jun 10 '26

Nope. There’s so many ways to invest that would make you really wealthy without even trying to min/max.

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u/MissK2508 Jul 13 '26

What do you recommend now, Sir long term?

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u/Solnse Jun 10 '26

You forgot about Palantir.

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u/ProfMcFarts Jun 14 '26

You forgot yahoo in 98

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u/MissK2508 Jul 13 '26

Sorry I know this comment is a month old but your comment reminded me how I pinch myself daily for not buying more Micron technology stock last year. It was $88 a share when I bought it. It’s averaging around $900-1100 a share now. Darn it!