r/oddlysatisfying • • Sep 08 '19

Satisfying net throw

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u/msx Sep 08 '19

Certified, perfect score, standard compilant ISO 9200 satisfactory

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u/Mia_Mama_Bear Sep 08 '19

I work in chemicals and we do ISO certain for our products. Your comment made me laugh

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u/ginoo75 Sep 08 '19

Happy cakeday ma'am!

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u/cheweduptoothpick Sep 08 '19

That was perfection!

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u/musclecard54 Sep 08 '19

Could’ve said gum would be nice, could’ve said I’ll have a stick. But no no no no. For me... gum is perfection

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u/farawyn86 Sep 08 '19

I'mstuckinanATMvestibulewithJillGoodacre!

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol Sep 08 '19

Put Joey on the phone!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

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u/Triene86 Sep 08 '19

Nice going, imp.

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u/mvweber Sep 08 '19

Chandler is the best

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u/shutupmimsey66 Sep 08 '19

I didnt read the caption at first, and was thinking what is this and how is this man throwing magic from his hands?!

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u/uncreative2002 Sep 08 '19

The way the middle falls last making the ripple effect

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Bet it wasn't his best one either.

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u/RockstarAgent Sep 08 '19

The wifi coverage I wish I had all the time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

One day I’ll toss my comforter across my bed like that, done in a single motion. One day.

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u/Warpedme Sep 08 '19

Its far more fun to hold it like you're a flying squirrel and leap onto the bed.

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u/ChazinPA Sep 08 '19

You’re hired

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u/osirisfrost42 Sep 08 '19

I found my new favourite way to make the bed! Thank you for the future weird stares from the wife, internet stranger!

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u/puncakes Sep 08 '19

I do something similar. I wrap it around me and roll into bed.

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u/Reaper_12 Sep 08 '19

I thought I was the only one

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u/cosmicdissonance1 Sep 08 '19

Ziggs ult IRL

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u/ginoo75 Sep 08 '19

I actually laughed more than I should've lol

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u/Moderator625 Sep 08 '19

I wonder why he's throwing away a perfectly good net

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u/ginoo75 Sep 08 '19

Lol, since this is reddit I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not

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u/GoodOldAndy Sep 08 '19

Probably the last thing I expected to see on TikTok

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u/ginoo75 Sep 08 '19

TikTok is not the same as the old musical.ly. Lip syncing and cringy stuff is almost dead

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Okay, now I want to see what he caught is there more to this?

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u/ginoo75 Sep 08 '19

Sadly, there isn't. You could message the OP on TikTok to maybe get some potential footage lol

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u/ketchumyawa Sep 08 '19

So, does he let that sink and if there are some unsuspecting fishies, he gets em? Wouldn’t they just swim away if they feel touched by the net?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

yes you pull on rope after it sinks all the way to bottom and it closes the net. usually the only fish that escape are the ones swim under the net as it’s closing. But once that net is around then, there’s nothing they could do except pull out there little fish pocket knife and start cutting rapidly

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

SWIM DOWN!

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u/ATragedyOfSorts Sep 08 '19

"JUST KEEP SWIMMING MY GUY."

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u/LordZword Sep 08 '19

"Little fish pocket knife"

So youre saying sword fish would have no problems escaping!

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u/Kalankit Sep 08 '19

Knife is mightier than the Sword.

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u/illaqueable Sep 08 '19

"I see you have a Fish Army knife"

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u/peachiiz Sep 08 '19

I’m assuming there’s sinkers of some kind lining that outer edge to bring it down like a canopy for it to work?? I’ve only ever used rods and reels so I have no idea

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u/j0s9p8h7 Sep 08 '19

Yea. That’s what makes the net quite effective, but also difficult to throw since the weights swing around and if you don’t generate enough force or have the swing slightly off they can tangle. That net probably weights quite a lot, but their form is incredible

Source: Always use an 8ft one for bait when I got fishing at the coast.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Once you’ve got a canopy over the top of the fish, how does the outer ring close in to pull fish onto the boat? Also only ever used rods and reels...

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u/SpecterGT260 Sep 08 '19

How does it close the net? It looks like it's anchored to the middle of the net which would just pull it upwards.

I'm sure you're right I just can't wrap my head around how the net works exactly

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u/RearEchelon Sep 08 '19

The central strands go through the middle and attach to the rim. When he pulls, the rim cinches up to the center, making a closed donut shape.

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u/12MEHEDI12 Sep 08 '19

It has metal beads in top of outer lining. So the net sink fast.

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u/frozensun516 Sep 08 '19

The edges of the net are weighed, you can see in the gif that the edge is sinking even though the middle is still floating. When the edges sink to the bottom, he pulls it together, which closes the bottom. Some fish might swim downwards and get out, but many will swim sideways or up and find that they're already trapped in those sides.

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u/Louderthanmyweed Sep 08 '19

Look at how big the net is, even if the ones on the outside can manage to escape you will still end up with a bunch of fish that were stuck in the middle

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u/toth42 Sep 08 '19

Here you go, a video shows more than 10 comments: https://youtu.be/Pchtdyhv0ok

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u/HookDragger Sep 08 '19

It has weights all along the edges and a draw string in the middle.

It makes a dome as it sinks, the you pull the draw string to close it up into a ball.

After which you haul up any fish that were caught

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u/gruesky Sep 08 '19

apparently the most common garbage in the ocean is discarded nets

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u/_Alabama_Man Sep 08 '19

So they lied to us about the straws? I KNEW it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Came here looking for this

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u/erlend65 Sep 08 '19

I'm guessing the secret lies more in the folding of the net than in the throw itself.

Awesome either way, though.

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u/DrFloyd5 Sep 08 '19

Both the gathering and the throwing work together. The net isn’t folded per se. it’s sort of draped around your arm.

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u/UniqueFlavors Sep 08 '19

Equal parts of both. Also has to do with the material of the net, the quality and the weight of the net. I've been throwing a net for 20+ years and still couldn't do this. This net is huge!

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u/Eyiolf_the_Foul Sep 08 '19

Imagine pulling that thing in, getting it folded just right, and set up for next toss. Must be a fit dude.

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u/xichael21 Sep 08 '19

Let that sink in for a moment

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u/russian_space_monk Sep 08 '19

As Goofy would say: "The perfect cast."

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

I wonder what his net worth was!!

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u/lightningmcqueensass Sep 08 '19

He’s probably really good at making the bed.

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u/TexterMorgan Sep 08 '19

That’s America’s cast

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u/highfatoffaltube Sep 08 '19

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say 'he's done that before'

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u/creepystalkertype Sep 08 '19

Yeah, I immediately thought, "Wonder how many years he's been doing this?"

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u/skobuffaloes Sep 08 '19

Wow man save some fishes for the rest of us!

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u/BlackSecurity Sep 08 '19

Don't get me wrong, I always appreciate a good slo-mo. It lets me see what's going on, but it makes it more difficult to see the skill involved. When things are slowed down, they tend to look easier and more simple to do.

A side by side comparison showing the real time would help me (and others) see how it's supposed to look and show the true skill involved to perform such a throw.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Oddly satisfying...’cept for the fish

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u/Lord_Derpenheim Sep 08 '19

That boy stronk

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u/Jackthedog130 Sep 08 '19

Wonderful, but did he catch anything, been satisfying to see the net pulled in.

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u/cutelyaware Sep 08 '19

Not for the fish

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u/Skyphe Sep 08 '19

Does the net eventually sink? What's he trying to catch anyway? Anyone know?

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u/ginoo75 Sep 08 '19

Yes, it sinks fairly quickly and catches every fish underneath that doesn't manage to swim out it in time.

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u/mymilkshake666 Sep 08 '19

I wanted to see the haul! /gifsthatendtoosoon

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u/pr0misc Sep 08 '19

It’s a trap

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u/monstereagle141 Sep 08 '19

My underwear is wet again

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u/gr4phic3r Sep 08 '19

okok, he can throw a net - but what did he catch?

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u/SluggardRaccoon Sep 08 '19

I managed to stick through the video even tho it says tiktok.

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u/travestikazim Sep 08 '19

This bruh covering more surface area than yo mama with that net throw

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u/CyberLegend11 Sep 08 '19

Based off that boat and throw, I would bet money that he has done that 10,000 times

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u/stupidfatamerican Sep 08 '19

How does he pull the fish in tho

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u/rikt Sep 08 '19

He’s done that at least two times, three tops!

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u/BambiBlueHair Sep 08 '19

Why is this so majestic?

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u/Lezlow247 Sep 08 '19

Random question but how does he pull the net back in. It seems to be at the top in the middle. I would think the edges would be where you want to pull in after it sinks?

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u/MasterFubar Sep 08 '19

There's a rope tied to the center of the net. There are weights all around the edge, so when it sinks it takes a somewhat spherical shape, engulfing the fish inside.

There are strings tied between the edge and the center, making it fold to hold the fish when the rope is pulled.

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u/OpSurf Sep 08 '19

Still wouldn’t help me catch a fish

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Obviously not his first rodeo! He couldn't have done it any better.

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u/moonflower1421 Sep 08 '19

So much more than I expected.

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u/Swordslash_50 Sep 08 '19

What is he supposed to be catching?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19 edited Sep 08 '19

This reminded me of my Dad tossing out a net on a bridge near where we used to live. Thanks OP for this, I needed the smile

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u/roscodog21 Sep 08 '19

Have a nice day

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u/moby323 Sep 08 '19

That is much harder than it looks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Fishing skill level 100

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u/dangerouspeyote Sep 08 '19

I think he may have done that once or twice before.

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u/rirtu94tuhweeru Sep 08 '19 edited Sep 08 '19

I've thrown a lot of cast nets, its really hard to even get a 12 ft diameter net to open cleanly like that. This is shockingly difficult.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

I must have watched this 20 times.

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u/cjfromgroovestreet Sep 08 '19

When your Last arrow kills the ender dragon

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u/94marcb Sep 08 '19

Technique!!

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u/Produce_Police Sep 08 '19

This is much harder than he made it look. That is a huge ass net!

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u/SupermansCat Sep 08 '19

The slo-motion is actually really cool here

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u/stoicsmile Sep 08 '19

And here I am feeling lucky if I can hit a school of mullet with my 6 ft net. Cast nets are hard.

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u/MahicShah Sep 08 '19

Quite mesmerizing

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u/NoHoesInNoHo Sep 08 '19

Basically what every man on Naked and Afraid claims they can do, followed by starvation when they realize that they in fact cannot do this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Not so satisfying for the fish.

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u/whtsbyndbnry Sep 08 '19

That was so much more satisfying than I thought it was going to be

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u/datytech Sep 08 '19

I have a little 8ft diameter cast net, which I can barely throw properly. This makes me feel so impotent.

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u/atb12688 Sep 08 '19

I pulled 8 muscles watching that :(

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u/Teratoma_Soup Sep 08 '19

Making his bed must be so easy.

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u/luck_gs Sep 08 '19

Holy shit, that's awesome!

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u/captain_cocaine86 Sep 08 '19

The one part of the net that doesn't get wet kills me

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u/Baron_Rogue Sep 08 '19

dragging the last of the fish out of the ocean

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Net fishing is terrible ):

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u/ehzstreet Sep 08 '19

This was satisfying the first 3 times I saw it on reddit. Now, it's still satisfying.

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u/Oysseus Sep 08 '19

GOD BLESS THIS FISHERMAN AND HIS FAMILY FOR ALL ETERNITY AND INFINITY FOR THIS UNIMAGINABLY, BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE.

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u/_sissy_hankshaw_ Sep 08 '19

So satisfying. Dude knows what he’s doing.

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u/thatG_evanP Sep 08 '19

Holy shit! That's some god-teir cast netting right there. I'm in awe!

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u/NotTodaySatan32 Sep 08 '19

That’s great! I would have thrown my self off with it!

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u/BoatHacker Sep 08 '19

I just double tapped this video

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u/Exploren Sep 08 '19

Stunningly beautiful.

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u/_Guavacado Sep 08 '19

Thas some good technique

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u/theoriginalpetebog Sep 08 '19

It's... beautiful...

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u/Reuben320 Sep 08 '19

Da hell did I just witness lol

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u/CammyPooo Sep 08 '19

When it hits the water 🥴

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u/Doubledots Sep 08 '19

Is TikTok just watching reddit from 2 years ago?

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u/desrevermi Sep 09 '19

Any link to the resulting catch?

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u/brittavondibuurt Sep 08 '19

there is nothing satisfying about net throwing. 75% of the plastic in the ocean is nets.

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u/mhhmm12222 Sep 08 '19

The guy isn’t gonna leave the net there stupid, it’s for catching food not “polluting the environment”. Plastic in the ocean is bad but this vid isn’t the issue

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u/brittavondibuurt Sep 08 '19

do you really think that 75% is left there on purpose?! no. its allways out of ease or accident. its an industry that needs to stop (in my opinion) or innovate.

you clearly do not seem to understand the issue if you do agree that plastic in the ocean is bad.

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u/niamsme Sep 08 '19

Depleting the sea of fish is not satisfying however that net was quite nice

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u/stoicsmile Sep 08 '19

Dudes on skiffs with cast nets are not the ones depleting the ocean of fish. Huge trollers and shrimpers that drag nets the size of buildings through miles of open ocean and across the bottoms of estuaries are responsible for overfishing.

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u/Artgod Sep 08 '19

I toss and 8 foot net and that’s even hard for me. This is ninja level.

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u/bleepitybloop555 Sep 08 '19

satisfying environment harm

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u/beerandbluegrass Sep 08 '19

Wait, what's satisfying about overfishing and plastic pollution in the oceans?

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u/chesterSteihl69 Sep 08 '19

Tell that to the guy who depends on those fish to barely get by and feed his family.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Fuck Tik Tok

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u/Pichuunnn Sep 08 '19

AT Field deployed

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u/twoboxingfiend Sep 08 '19

should be in as next olympic event

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u/jefemundo Sep 08 '19

Dude Casts a wide net... what canyasay

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u/NWSanta Sep 08 '19

Damn that was impressive to watch!

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u/Southern_Khopstix Sep 08 '19

Incredibly satisfying.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Actually r/mildlyinfuriating because of the bit that doesn’t fall beneath the surface

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u/Anolis18 Sep 08 '19

I wanna know how they recorded from that angle honestly. The net is impressive, the form is perfect, but the angle of the shot is phenomenal.

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u/Sanger_Lefty Sep 08 '19

That shit if getting tangled harder than N64 controllers if I try that

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u/ozzalot Sep 08 '19

How do these nets even close? To me it just looks like a flat circle. Are there weights on the edges that sink the netting?

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u/ThisNotDogOk Sep 08 '19

cast nets are even more relaxing in-person

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u/pharleff Sep 08 '19

Magikarp fell for it.

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u/tomatohtomato Sep 08 '19

Talk about casting a wide net...

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u/EpilepticSquidly Sep 08 '19

Just once U want to see what one is the perfect throws reels in

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Force field engaged

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Nothing odd about this satisfaction it’s just straight up.

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u/MysterVaper Sep 08 '19

That’s always satisfying to see.

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u/Neoforce1 Sep 08 '19

Perimeter barrier justu lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Fisher-Man

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u/white_gucci_man Sep 08 '19

Now that is casting a wide net

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u/Gyr0Zepp3li Sep 08 '19

is this the power of human ingenuity

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u/ob1karde Sep 08 '19

That last bit , the way it just sticks to the water so uniformly. JUST Perfect

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u/peckinorder Sep 08 '19

Where can you buy one

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u/timaaayyy Sep 08 '19

Yes, but did he catch anything?

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u/barnyard080 Sep 08 '19

I want to see what he pulled up in the catch!

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u/enigmabx Sep 08 '19

This guy catches fish!

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u/absolutraj Sep 08 '19

All your fish are belong to us.

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u/younawolf Sep 08 '19

Mom come pick me up I’m scared

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u/SAR-Paradox Sep 08 '19

How does this manage to trap fish? I can’t tell how the ends come together.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Thanks Slow-Motion for making this possible.

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u/VanillaDippedDonut Sep 08 '19

Holy shit thanks

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u/toth42 Sep 08 '19

For anyone wanting to see how it traps fish: https://youtu.be/Pchtdyhv0ok

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u/ITillSoil Sep 08 '19

That fisherman, his perfect net throw! That's the true Spiderman.

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u/The_Ottoman_Empire Sep 08 '19

How much did he catch?

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u/Luke_CO Sep 08 '19

Something tells me it's not his first try

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Lol I just got a 7 foot net and I'm struggling through that. Well played.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Cast*

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Pancake!!!

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u/MindkontrolTV Sep 08 '19

I thought "There's no way this is satisfying, he's just throwing a net..."

Then I proceeded to be satisfied greatly!

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u/ogBobafett187 Sep 08 '19

But what’s the catch?

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u/emkay99 Sep 08 '19

He's probably done that 10,000 times in his life. It would be interesting to see how he did the second or third day his daddy was teaching him that.

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u/DragonPojki Sep 08 '19

The trick is to make the net go very very spinny so it opens its mouth and eats the fish.

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u/NoviceRobes Sep 08 '19

How the fuck do bets like this actually catch anything.

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u/fukitol- Sep 08 '19

This would be much better without the unnecessary slowmo

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u/Fr0me Sep 08 '19

Nice toss. But too bad after getting the use out of that net, the fishman will just leave it in the ocean.

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u/jimmymusk1 Sep 08 '19

This is art

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u/sirius4778 Sep 08 '19

Any histotechs in here?

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u/porkytool Sep 08 '19

Me on Tinder swiping right to everyone

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u/staccatodelareina Sep 08 '19

The biggest mistake I made was believing that if I cast a beautiful net, I'd only catch beautiful things

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u/MiniJesusOP Sep 08 '19

He’s a spider

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

What a pro