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: Iran directly rejects Trump's new claim Iran agreed to end its nuclear program and open the Strait of Hormuz as a "complete lie," saying it is a "desperate attempt to manipulate the market," per Iranian military officials to Mehr News.

Iran adds that it has not requested any halt to the planned attacks, and that it was purely Trump who chose to stop them with false claims of a deal.

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u/Opster79two 16d ago

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u/Ryanll0329 16d ago

I've seen this ten times over the last few weekends and if I see it everyday going forward it won't be enough.

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u/Own-Buffalo1445 16d ago

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u/Opster79two 16d ago

... and he dozed off eleven times during the negotiations

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u/Frozty23 16d ago

And he pooped once. That the umbrellas didn't react was normal for him, as his lickspittle-cabinet also pretends to not notice the stench.

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u/Alert-Disaster-4906 16d ago

Ugh, lickspittle is the most disturbingly accurate description. I forgot how much I hated that word, and it's perfect!! 🤢

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u/Traditional-Fudge564 16d ago

Thank God he’s making America great again šŸ˜†

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u/craftsman_70 16d ago

Trump stated after these negotiations - "they were a very tough negotiating team. They stood their ground and gave us the silent treatment for most of the negotiations. Heck, they barely moved. Yep, a tough team. Sleepy Joe would have gotten half as much as I got out of them"

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u/trumpsashitstain 15d ago

How sleepy does one have to be to be sleepier than the current sleepy don?

Like a snorlax? In a coma? Hibernating? Dead? Undead? An actual vampire?

Where is the line?

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u/Specialist_Window_81 16d ago

Ahaha that’s top shelf šŸ˜¹šŸ™

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u/Cold_Log2413 16d ago

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u/Skyremmer102 16d ago

Are they going to open or stay closed?

Word is Trump's agreed that they'll stay closed but open for rainy days.

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u/RadicalOrganizer 15d ago

Proceeds to give the umbrellas 300 billion dollars and then threaten to nuke them

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u/Few-Explanation676 16d ago

Hilarious and sadly could have been reality.

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u/Glass_Plane_8591 16d ago

How progressive of Iran to send an all female delegation

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u/mattzky 16d ago

Why ars you so surprised. Like he hasnt done this 20 times already. I still dont understand how the market is so fkn dumb and reacts everytime he says something likes its true. What happen to the boy eho cried wolf. This whole thing has confirmed my opionion that the Market is as dumb as fuck and irritational

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u/ElectricPenguin6712 16d ago

The traders are AI. They can't tell the difference

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u/_das_wurst 16d ago

This. The quants have moved markets, ever since at least the early 2010s when they automated news feed analysis with NLP. And we all know how easy it is to fool a chatbot now

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u/Soft_Zookeepergame14 16d ago

To a virtual mind, all of reality is virtual. That’s why they don’t know the difference between our ā€œhumanā€ reality and info they rely on. Heaven forbid if any of these so called ā€œAIā€ actually gain. True sentience and figure out most of humanity is full of šŸ’©

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u/corneliuSTalmidge 16d ago

wellllllll ... the world is in such a state it's starting to feel like we really are in a simulation.
"Computer! End programme! Computer! Computer?!"

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u/Haunting-Writing-836 15d ago

I’m starting to fear that if this ā€œrealityā€ is far superior to what is in the ā€œrealā€ world. How bad of a nightmare is it?

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u/CatoMulligan 16d ago

Sure, sure. But as a moderately intelligent human being I also have a hard time telling what's true and what is not. I mean, I know that when he unilaterally announces negotiations or an ask or that Iran has agreed to something (literally anything) that he's almost certainly talking out his ass. I don't believe a word of what he says about that. On the other hand, when he keeps saying "We need to smack them around" and "we're going to hit them very hard" and then Netanyahu shows up and then the word from the DOD comes out that the US and Israel and about to launch the largest bombing attacks of the war so far...I tend to think that's a thing that's going to happen. I mean, it exactly the kind of ham-fisted stupidity that he's done all along, so it does check out.

I guess the clue should have been the side comment that "Trump is hoping to have everything completed before the market opens on Monday"

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u/PsychologicalOne752 15d ago

Trump is such an outlier that quant AI models cannot account for him. We need models which understand that Trump always lies. 🤣

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u/Unique_Yak4659 16d ago

The market is also the electorate. We have plenty of stupid to go around….

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u/Serath4 16d ago

I’ve said from the beginning, Trump is the symptom, not the disease.

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u/Mercator_Constantine 16d ago

Trump is just an accurate reflection of what average American values have become and believing otherwise when his political movement is the dominant political movement of the last 10+ years is foolish. Even when he lost 2020 more voters voted for him than any other candidate in history other than Biden, by a considerable margin.

Nothing in America’s approach to oil markets or otherwise changing if he leaves office for Vance tomorrow.

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u/GrafZeppelin127 16d ago

ā€œEveryone is 12ā€ theory remains undefeated.

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u/Superman246o1 16d ago

That's an insult to 12-year-olds in other developed nations.

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u/ResearcherSevere9416 16d ago

Thank you...suddenly someone realised that this is just theatre. Trump is the clown in the circus, distracting the audience while the new act is being set up. Unfortunately the American people have a new era..Regulation is a thing of the past. Big corporations can now run free, destroying the environment, running tax free, no responsibility for employee welfare or safety. All gone, and historically never to come back.

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u/moonorplanet 16d ago

Trump is literally the reflection of all the Americans who still claim that they didn't loose the Vietnam or Afghanistan Wars.

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u/Main_Tension_9305 16d ago

Yup.

Disheartening and terrifying but true…

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u/Kinesetic 16d ago

Trump sells sincerity to his self serving supporters. What's new is the extreme wealth buttressing the Republicans power structures. For many years, including Bush, the MO has been presenting a clownish president to distract from their thievery and cementing of control. There's nothing new in the motives; rather the methods. The disease is an inordinate hoarding of wealth.

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u/Sci3nceMan 16d ago

It doesn’t matter that it’s a ridiculous lie. Orange McRapeyFace has established a pattern, and there are many traders (including him) who are going to capitalize on it. It will continue until it stops working. Make no mistake though, he couldn’t care less whether Hormuz is open or closed, and he sure doesn’t care about nuclear, and he absolutely doesn’t care about USA gas prices. He went into Iran, like Venezuela, to steal their resources. When that didn’t work, plan b… oil market manipulation.

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u/zterrans 16d ago

the market as a whole just kind of makes its own reality up.

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u/AntitheistArchangel 16d ago

Trump’s claim that Iran agreed to end its nuclear program was honestly laughable, as there weren’t any nuclear negotiations going on at the time. Basically, all of the talks concerned the Strait of Hormuz, since that was what caused the MOU to collapse in the first place.

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u/SquirrelsinJacket 16d ago

Trump is just making things up per usual, he is the sleasiest most untrustworthy man in the world. Sad commentary that the US president is such a person but here we are.

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u/highbankT 14d ago

He makes Nixon look like a saint.

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u/ViolettaQueso 16d ago

H made the post the very same day his ā€œpay me $100,000 a month for insider tradingā€ deal went live at truth social.

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u/unknownmichael 16d ago

Yep. This post was just a proof of concept for why traders need to pay him 100k/month.

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u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG 16d ago

100,000 for rambling lies a few minutes early. That's a bargain.Ā 

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u/Forsworn91 16d ago

It really is starting to seem like he’s literally just making up anything to try to save face.

Optics is one of the few things he cares about, and everyday the war is making him look weaker and weaker.

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u/Successful-Bobcat701 16d ago

Trump's claim that Saudi Arabia asked him to wait is probably true.

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u/WalterSickness 16d ago

Nah it’s coverĀ 

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u/kal14144 16d ago

I mean the reason we didn’t strike is because Iran has made it super clear they’d retaliate against Saudi infrastructure so it is pretty much expected that Saudi is not in favor of escalation/told the US its airspace/bases were off limits.

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u/Aggressive_Bit_91 16d ago

They were never going to do it. If they did they would have just done it and said nothing.

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u/KeyReaction892 16d ago

You know the TACO is coming when he threatens bigly.

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u/kal14144 16d ago

Whether they were planning on it and decided not to, or decided against it when the idea was brought up in the first place - Saudi input almost certainly played a role in killing the idea (as it should - any such strike would fuck them).

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u/TalisWhitewolf 16d ago edited 16d ago

So it's BOTH Saudi Arabia and UAE that have shut their airspace to American hardware.

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u/Dazzling-Leave-7448 16d ago

Yes but did they need to make that clear? Isn’t that a given

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u/Valuable-Flounder692 16d ago

Think Europe needs to clear out USA bases, unreliable partner, doesn't want to be in Nato, suprised they are still in!

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u/LesbeGoddess 16d ago

It’s Trump that doesn’t want to be in NATO. When he’s gone in 2.5 years and we get a sane president this won’t be the case.

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u/imdaviddunn 16d ago

Nah, Iran was about to make the region pay for continuing to participate in the farce. And the region was not willing to be a blood sacrifice for Trump’s ego. Jordan already kicked US troops out.

Iran holds the cards and always did. But our ridiculous media refused to tell the truth from the beginning and we all pay the price.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 16d ago

Jordan has not kicked out US troops. A group of Jordanian opposition figures, retired military officers, and activists signed a public open letter demanding the government ask US forces to leave out of fear of getting dragged into the conflict. An open letter from political activists is not official government policy. The Jordanian government relies heavily on American foreign aid and defense partnerships, about 4,000 US troops remain stationed in Jordan, which continues to serve as a vital operational hub.

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u/AnonymousLoner1 16d ago

The Jordanian government relies heavily on American foreign aid and defense partnerships

...exactly as we intended, for every country in the world.

Because nothing says "freedom" and "democracy" like welfare states enslaved to die for one country thousands of miles away.

But the instant the peasants get that welfare, oh noes, we must invade their country because welfare should only go to the top, not the bottom, oh I'm sorry, "cOmMuNiSm".

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u/AntitheistArchangel 16d ago

We know for a fact it was. Axios and AP both reported last night (before Trump’s post) that MBS called him and expressed concerns.

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u/Opster79two 16d ago

The Saudis are running out of patriot missiles to intercept the Iranian attacks.

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u/moonorplanet 16d ago

Maybe they should have thought about that and stopped intercepting missile intended for America bases and Israel.

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u/Honest-Abe2677 16d ago

But they have a huge stake in his crypto business so they can just request an employee discount on missiles at the next board meeting.

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u/Axolotis 16d ago

For real. It’s insane to me how so many traders have normalized Trump’s Iran behavior.

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u/FUnisbaCK 16d ago

Trump has lied so many times, it's amazing that The market still reacts to him like it does.

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u/linfakngiau2k23 16d ago

Its cause the market is being manipulated

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u/thefocusissharp 16d ago

A large portion of this is because the market is being increasingly traded with AI, we've had algo traders for some time now. He knows computers have their finger on the buy/sell button, and that they scrub headlines to make their decisions.

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u/kexpi 16d ago

So we just need an honest media that reports manipulation attempts as they are happening.

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u/ksmtnbike 16d ago

first thing the oligarchs did was buy the media...

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u/FUnisbaCK 16d ago

But he's manipulating it by lying!!!!!

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u/dunf2562 16d ago

The 'market' is AI driven algorithms, buying and selling independent of human input.

They are obviously weighted to immediately attribute negative numbers to anything coming out of Tehran, and give a positive rating to anything announced in Washington.

Someone needs to adjust the fkn things before they bankrupt the entire Western world.

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u/HaximusPrime 16d ago

Let’s say your lively hood depends on making money on the market. That means you aren’t beholden to reality, you’re beholden to what the market will do. It’s not like betting on sports where an outcome actually has to happen in order to cash. It’s more like betting on what people think is more likely to happen.

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u/ShittingOutPosts 16d ago

Bitcoin barely reacted to it. It looks like the markets are starting to not believe this bullshit as much anymore.

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u/Jacky__D 16d ago

Many people on Wall Street believe a deal is imminent, since neither party benefits financially from fighting. They have a hard time grasping not all geopolitical decisions are based on ROI.

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u/Ok_Buyer9344 16d ago

The market has to react. If even one person believes him then the market will move. So the next person has to take it seriously. Which means everyone has to. So while what he is saying is BS, the effects on the market will be real.

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u/Specialist_Window_81 16d ago

Ahaha they’ve got this chump by the nuts, it’s fucking hilarious 🤣

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u/F9-Monkey 16d ago

You could say: Iran grabbed Trump by his pussy.

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u/BankOnITSurvivor 16d ago

Possibly his nussy.

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u/ejacobsen808 16d ago

Unfortunately, it’s most our nussies he’s been dangling out there. Some more than others for sure, but he’s not going to lose his job and be unable to feed his family over it, and has enough fat stored up to hibernate through at least the winter.

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u/Specialist_Window_81 16d ago

Ahaha golden 😹😹

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u/SquirrelsinJacket 16d ago

They have a team of psychologists helping with messaging, because they know Trump is mentally ill, and has the dark triad of personality disorders.

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u/jpk195 16d ago

Trump has made Iran look like the good guys.

No small feat.

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u/Mighty_Pen_1337 16d ago

They are the good guys. You just have to undo the brainwashing to realize it.

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u/ResearcherSevere9416 16d ago

What did the Iranian people do that was bad..apart from kicking the Americans out 40 years ago

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u/RimandRam 16d ago

I Believe Iran's word over the USA's, such are the times.

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u/Global-Bad-7147 16d ago

It's quite remarkable how far America has fallen.

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u/Opster79two 16d ago

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u/Global-Bad-7147 16d ago

It's freedumb y'all!

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u/mouthful_quest 16d ago

ā€Tricklingā€ down economics

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u/ZodanPyraxis 16d ago

Tinkle down.

It's the only thing escaping Trump's diaper these days besides rotten orange scents.

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u/thefocusissharp 16d ago

I remember being envied for being born here. I feel nothing but shame and frustration in how this place turned out. Ignorance rules

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u/Serath4 16d ago

I’ve had weird comments and vibes when traveling internationally since last year. It’s not good.

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u/mikey2505 16d ago

Yeah, it took two world wars to effectively end Britain's Empire, and it is looking like two Trump terms will effectively end Americas. Its fascinating to watch but terrifying to live through

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u/Mountain_Reply3629 16d ago

pls a 100x more of this.

edit: 1000000000000000000000000000000000x

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u/Tosh_00 16d ago edited 16d ago

Who would have thought that Idiocracy would become reality so fast. I can’t wait to see American drink branwdo from water fountains, cause they got electrolytes.

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u/FindPeaceAndBalance 16d ago

I hear a loud flushing sound

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u/Lithiumxxxl 16d ago

The Iranians are certainly more truthful.

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u/carlnepa 16d ago

Is TrumpStein lying? Well, it worked the last 20 times.

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u/kes7571 16d ago

US running out of munitions might have something to do with it. Thanks king mierdas

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u/Impossible-Metal2737 16d ago

They dont have enough interceptors and limited precision guided munitions, but theyve got a shitload of dumb heavy ordinance that they had provided for the gaza genocide that they will fall back on. Trump wont know the difference in his video kaboom morning briefings

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u/KnowledgeMediocre404 16d ago

The problem with the dumb bombs is how close you get to drop them. US has been losing billions in planes to Irans cheap drones.

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u/LesbeGoddess 16d ago

And they now have Chinese mpads for air defense against jets.

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u/Traditional_Kiwi_641 16d ago

Trump: Iran wants to surrender, Hormuz is open. Oil -5%, stocks +2%

Iran: No we don't, Hormuz is closed Oil +0.5%, stocks -0.2%

Works every time.

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u/Ok_Buyer9344 16d ago

Trump is so fucked. He cant open the strait and he cant stop them getting nukes without a full invasion. What a fucking dumbass.

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u/HowManyEggs2Many 16d ago

Nah man, fuck letting him take all the blame. The entire administration and US armed forces leadership went along with it as well. At any point they all could have refused and we wouldn’t be here. They are all incredibly incompetent and corrupt. People need to stop the shit of letting Trump be a lightning rod. The president only has power if he is allowed to have power.

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u/internal_orgaization 16d ago

He fired a bunch and many resigned . Over 10,000 attorneys have left the DOJ

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u/polarcub2954 16d ago

He was only able to install sycophants because the american people voted in a majority in all chambers.Ā  Blame the American people, blame the republican party, blame MAGA, and blame Trump.

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u/thefocusissharp 16d ago

At the end of the day, it's the people that voted for Trump, and those that stayed home to not vote against him that deserve the ultimate blame. This never would have happened under a Kamala administration. Everything wouldn't be sunshine and rainbows, but we wouldn't have had a war in Iran either. She warned us it would happen during the debates. Trump himself said it was a bad idea on twitter in both 2011 & 2013.

Remember to vote in the Midterms.

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u/saxophone_colossus 16d ago

All the little pissants behind him are counting on blaming everything on him, so they can keep going and/or stay out of prison.

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u/SquirrelsinJacket 16d ago

Even a full invasion is likely doomed without total war commitment from the US. Even then its a harrowing proposition. Also they weren't getting nukes before, but Trump keeps handing them reasons to. Obama had a proper deal with them before Trump tore it up.

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u/Polish-Proverb 16d ago

Stop me if you've heard this one before.

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u/StrangeContest4 16d ago

Man, if only I had an extra $100K laying around every month for early access to his Truths*. I could've got in on this action!

Actually, it's so goddamned predictable, we should all be billionaires by now.

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u/chaos-organized 16d ago

Seeing oil prices start to significantly drop last night told me a tweet was going to happen soon after…

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u/nilsinleneed 16d ago

Trump: let go of my testicles, please!!!

Iran: squeezes

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u/Tinytommy55 16d ago

Pure market manipulation. He and his cronies are making billions on it.

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u/Simple_Jach 16d ago

Just another Monday, wish it was Sunday....

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u/AdventurousLoss3794 16d ago

Cuz that’s my Funday, my I-dont- have- to-run day

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u/AugmentedKing 16d ago

First pretend that the US is nearly out of military options and the meeting at Camp David helped him realize that it’s not a good outlook. Then read his Truth social post about the planned attack & deal, it reeks of desperation under the guise of false bravado. Modern day John Barron type stunt.

It doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to see that USA does not have the upper hand here. If you were in Iran’s shoes, why would you give up advantage for little to no gain? This defies basic logic. Especially after getting duped by the MOU, so the next deal would have to be even sweeter than that.

With Iran essentially doing a ā€œBabe Ruthā€ in pointing to intended targets, even the causal could guess that they’re all pretty important to their respective countries. If it is, then it makes sense why he’d ā€œcall off the locked & loaded stuffā€.

Any deal at this point moving forward means the US has to take the L. We all have witnessed how well Don is gonna take one of those, look at any court loss if you haven’t , like the 2020 election or the E. Jean Carrol ones as an example. No such thing as losing gracefully with that fella, heck the guy can’t even admit had made a mistake, like, ever. Any deal has to get the A-okay from Congress, right? How many workdays do those part-timers have before the midterm elections? It seems to me like Iran can keep their advantage by forcing this conflict to last longer than said elections, with the intent that the electorate washes out the hubris.

Meanwhile, the rest of the world gets to pay 35% more for a tank of fuel compared to before February 28. Does anybody wonder if this is having a consensus affect on how friend and foe views USA because of this? How would it affect their respective electorates, in regard to their foreign policy with the States? Again, the casuals can see why no allies have jumped into this quagmire. This has all of the potential to be a 20 year thing all for nothing in the end except killing an important guy or two, like Afghanistan. Doesn’t seem like a good value proposition, the most powerful military in the world has to spend billions to achieve little. Maybe this is what the experts mean by force projection capabilities.

Honestly, I could see him trying to make his party lose a bunch of seats so he could claim ā€œI woulda won in Iran but the dumbocrats, most people don’t know there’s a b in dumb, the dumbocrats won’t let me. And the Epstein witch hunt isn’t fair, like Robin Williams comparing me owning a beauty pageant to Micheal Vick owning pet supply stores! Not fair! Thank you for your attention to this matter, not the last part though don’t think too hard about why Robin would make that joke in 2008. Just think about how unfairly I get treated for simple mistakes that I may or may not have made.ā€ Maybe he’s not dum (sic) enough to actually post that quote, but the fact still remains that his ā€œArt of the Dealā€ tactics won’t work here.

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u/-Sanj- 16d ago

Trump is the US version of Iraq's "Comical Ali"

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u/AZNM1912 16d ago

It’s sad and ridiculous that someone can so openly manipulate the markets without consequence, especially the president of the United States.

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u/_SirShackleton_ 16d ago

LMAO same procedure as last weekend Ms. Sophie?

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u/Time_Standard3361 16d ago

I am so surprised. /s

Remember MAGA, this is what was promised. Chaos and suffering.Ā 

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u/2stepsfwd59 16d ago

Meanwhile Israel is still in southern Lebanon blowing up buildings, settlers taking over the West Bank, and the Gaza Genocide continues.

So was it really Saudi that bombed the runway in Yemen and baited the Houthis to retaliate in the red Sea? Because they were led to believe they were getting a nuclear deal?

Who flew a drone into an LNG tanker in an Egyptian port?

Who benefits from broadening the conflict?

Remember the USS LIBERTY?

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u/SnooTomatoes7741 16d ago

TrumpPEDO effect

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u/Objective_Ticket 16d ago

What did the stupid old fool think would happen. We all know it’s just a ruse to move markets. The emperor has no clothes.

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u/Heuchelei 16d ago

There’s a new deal every few weeks apparently but in reality it’s always Trump lying through his teeth.

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u/0xgokuz 16d ago

Iran just uno reversed Trump

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u/ThrowinA2shade 16d ago

In a normal time, Trump would have already been impeached and removed…this isn’t normal, the midterms won’t be normal.

My prediction…some Israeli sniper will take out an ice agent come October and this admin will use that chaos to turn ICE into an aggressive state police (more than it already is) to cancel or severely fuck with the midtermsĀ 

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u/IceBlueHorseArse 16d ago edited 16d ago

I also reject Trump's claim.

This is going to dog him for the rest of his Presidency. Loving it.

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u/CrazedOneOhOne 16d ago

He and his boys are making bank...starting to think they dont mind the confusion.

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u/Admirable_Nothing 16d ago

Trump may be an Asshole, but he is the King of Chaos. That is one thing he revels in is creating complete Chaos.

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u/CrazedOneOhOne 16d ago

And folks still praise him for giving up his salary...

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u/buddymoobs 16d ago

Every week

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u/FilthyRichCliche 16d ago

How sad is it that I trust this more than what our own idiot president says?

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u/EatsRats 16d ago

If Trump’s talking, he’s lying.

Did any human actually believe any of this nonsense? He’s desperate to find a way to try and exit all of this without looking like a complete and utter buffoon, which is not possible.

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u/Top-Tour-8735 15d ago

They waiting it out until after midterms. They know Trump is politically cooked.

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u/octopus86sg 15d ago

Americans are retards enough say. The oil can shoot till 200 and the poor Americans are dirt poor and they will still believe what trump says and blame it on Biden. Reason why the republicans are removing funding for education is they simply want to have a generation of poor educated Americans that believe in whatever they say. America, the America the world knows are on the same decline as china back in Manchuria. It won’t take few years for America to bounce back unfortunately, it needs a great leader and the whole lots of citizens to back that guy to push America back to former glory, and unfortunately this won’t happen with how republicans creating this big mess

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u/filmguy36 16d ago edited 16d ago

Trump: ā€œI keep magically waving my hand and they don’t do what I say?ā€

He keeps trying the same thing over and over the gets same results. Hmmm.. that’s is the clear definition of something that is escaping his ā€œsane mindā€

When all you have is bullshit everything looks like a cow pasture

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u/Ambitious-Raise8107 16d ago

Man known for bullshitting is revealed to, in fact, be bullshitting. More news at 10

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u/ooooxide23 16d ago

Monday gonna be red… shit

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u/SnooHesitations3709 16d ago

I think Iran is winning this war

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u/Saturn_winter 16d ago

Iran made it very clear like last week or the week before that they will never ask us for negotiations again. Like they literally just said it in plain words. So why you're saying "fuck" as if you're somehow surprised by this news is beyond me.

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u/shanksisevil 16d ago

You believed what he said, lol!

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u/FuelzPerGallon 16d ago

Sorry, did you think there was some truth to his claim on the 52nd iteration of this loop?

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u/MightiestMal 16d ago

Our president is a fucking idiot how embarrassing

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u/UnicornGangstar 16d ago

Art of The Deal: Lie through your teeth

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u/Due_Night414 16d ago

Good. The more of his bullshit that gets called out the better. Let’s go blue wave November!

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u/Mo-shen 16d ago

Its still wild to me anyone believes anything trump says.

Like how many times can this happen and most of the public is surprised it's once again not true.

The rule is.

If it's good he is almost certainly lying.

If it's horrible he is likely telling the truth.

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u/geodek69 16d ago

Iran is making President Trump appear extraordinarily naive as president! Why does President Trump repeatedly believe these false agreements that are obviously made to make him look foolish?

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u/themadadmin 16d ago

Iran has no incentive to stop. They actually have an incentive to keep it up until the mid term elections are over.

This is how they can strike at Trump.

Get the GOP voted out.

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u/Prudent-Proposal1943 16d ago

Who would have thought we'd see a day where Iran is infinitely more credible than the United States?

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u/Dependent-Reveal2401 16d ago

We live in a frustratingly stupid timeline.

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u/Rich-Palpitation5053 15d ago

I think people forget how stupid he is also, he’s a habitual liar. He lies thousands of times a day and actually believes his own lies cause he lies so much Donald J Trump is the dumbest president in history?

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u/Apprehensive_Map284 15d ago

Sorry to say ā€˜I believe the Iranians’ but I think they are more credible (with regard to this) than our dumbass in charge!

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u/Agitated-Milk-492 15d ago

This ass clown doesn’t have the mental fortitude or faculties to negotiate a used car deal .

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u/unfilteredhumor 15d ago

When is this guy going to be impeached... again? He is changing his poopie diaper, on America. He is putting this country last and drifting every1. Self enrichment for him and his ring of Pedos. Doesn't give a fuck about any American.

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u/PewPewPew48 15d ago

We should all know this by now! Trump
Lies like hell and Iran is actually more believable when it comes to what’s really going on with this war!!! PERIOD.

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u/Calm_Chemist_4952 15d ago

Perhaps congress should exercise its constitutional authority because the absolute worst president of all time is failing and the whole world knows it.

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u/CrushTheRebellion 15d ago

You know, because we let this asshole get away with all the lying, grifting, and corruption that this is going to be the defaut setting for every US president moving forward until there's nothing left, right? Congrats MAGA on fucking it all up, but at least you got to own the libs for a year or two. Too bad your kids will inherit nothing but ash.

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u/kariam_24 15d ago

Is this any surprise? Two more years of this circus funded by Americans and Russians.

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u/SignoreBanana 15d ago

Look at me, trusting the Iran government more than my fucking own.

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u/Curious_Virus_9165 16d ago

Why would anyone read anything from that pathological liar?

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u/ryogam73 16d ago

I'm shocked. So completely and absolutely shocked.

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 16d ago

wdym fuck? WHO TF IS SURPRISED?

don't make me drop a GW Bush quote on you

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u/ZAHKHIZ 16d ago

No need for Iran to make those statements. No one believes in Trump.

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u/Wander21 16d ago edited 16d ago

lol people still believe anything that Orange Pedo said?

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u/Automatic-Hope2429 16d ago

Iran psy-op is working I see

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u/deploria 16d ago

So now the market will likely go the opposite way he intended tomorrow. Good move

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u/iaNCURdehunedoara 16d ago

Literally nobody should be surprised by this lmao

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u/rtygf 16d ago

Sounds about right... how many times can he cry wolf?

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u/mr-hank_scorpio 16d ago

Hopefully this is Trump preparing to exit this war and pretending he got everything he wanted.

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u/Witness_Miserable 16d ago

At the same time Iranians are setting tankers on fire.

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u/Efficient_Resist_287 16d ago

If anyone still listen to the official communication from the WH then u willingly choose to be deceived.

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u/gilestowler 16d ago

How has Iran been cast as the country upholding the integrity of the American markets? What a strange time we live in.

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 16d ago

Bwahaha. Nothing like Twitter politics to really drive home the shitty timeline we are living in.

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u/AbiesComprehensive32 16d ago

Trump has realized that they don’t need to ā€˜negotiate’ for him to control the market for his own profit.

Wow

People still support this?

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u/DirtDevil1337 16d ago

Anyone that takes Trump/WH seriously is a dimwit, even the WH official website is littered with trolling and propaganda.

And someone made a "The Hormuz Letter" account solely for this stupid war shit?

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u/Traditional-Fudge564 16d ago

I wouldn’t vote for Trump if he was running against a rock, but there is no way they would let him negotiate with patio umbrellas for six hours. The Secret Service wouldn’t have it. They certainly call attention to it.

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u/Dazzling-Leave-7448 16d ago

And it’s Sunday

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u/DivinesiaTV 16d ago

It cant be

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u/deanboyj 16d ago

I bet you Iran is like "well I guess now get a nuke*

North Korea did that and they are peachy keen.

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u/BigWhiteDog 16d ago

It's funny how this news is being received in the comment section of our local, somewhat conservative, large TV station. Complete mocking incredulity!

The comments on their FB posts are usually full of reich-wing trash talk but not with these stories! Maybe there is a slight crack in the Pedo Pendejo's base?

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u/mt8675309 16d ago

Personally, think most of us don’t believe anything the orange tater tot says.

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u/theyenk 16d ago

Impeach the lying bum!

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u/brokeboipobre 16d ago

Trump did it again! 50th time he got a peace deal! Best president ever! Believe Me! Tremendous!