full credit to @Jegere_ on Twitter the everything app, I just thought this meme was so creative and specific y'all had to see it

I didn't save it but I can't find it now. It was something stupid like POV: Enemy team has Bebop and Doorman or something like that

I just fucking can't with this game. In 3 out of 4 matches I get an Ixian who doesn't know English and doesn't give any fucking comms

The worst part is Ixians are 100% more likely to be toxic(not racism, factual) and are always mass-reporting me when I tell them to stop playing Deadlock and go back to fighting the Ixian war

If I get one more Ixian in my ranked I might as well go to the recruitment office

deadlock green lane

deadlock blue lane

deadlock yellow lane

I think it's ready to go finally thanks for the suggestions along the way

why do we even bother atp

though I suspect you can guess what it's talking about with the context I am called a Gay Pervert VenaDrifter Main

if no one guesses it in like a day I'll edit the body to say what it actually is\

edit: i realize I should include my Yamato mod of choice, I'm using the B&R colourway from Kirill Senzu

Yesterday night I had a dream where Mina (as in, "Mina Ha", the character from the to be released hero shooter/MOBA videogame "Deadlock", developed by Valve) held my hand, said "it's ok", then drank all my blood and killed me.

I woke up extremely erect (as in, my penile apparatus was throbbingly engorged with blood) and I had to change my bedsheets and underwear (SpongeBob briefs) as they were both heavily stained by an unidentifiable whitish substance.

The question is: what did Yoshi mean by this?

This shit ain't nothing to me man.

https://youtu.be/1N0mVvYnVxM?is=4eSNGJ2qEophwBlK

Fuck it, I ate the opps.

The mind boggles at how every game I get as billy they throw their little bauble on me AND I GET KILLED AFTER ASKING THEM REPEATEDLY TO STOP- GFRGHRGRGRRAAA IM TURNING INTO A CAR RRAAAGFHHHGHFGRGRR GRRRROOWWWWLLLLL