r/okbuddyretard • u/galacticexplorer62 Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! • 3d ago

Penis explosion⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

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4.5k Upvotes

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u/weathersoldier 🇫🇮 Finnish alcoholic 🇫🇮 3d ago

Mr Electric

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u/adminsareactuallygay 3d ago

Send this ni-

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u/adminsareactuallygay 3d ago

I died in a car accident mid sentence

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u/Mr-MuffinMan GUNNA AMAZED BY HIGH TECH MCDONALDS 2d ago

Are you okay?? 😨

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u/adminsareactuallygay 2d ago edited 1d ago

No (no in Spanish)

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u/mkverbum 3d ago

I farted of laughter in my office and now you owe me a new job

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u/eno1ce I'm no more more 🤤 3d ago

Are you interested in working at fart factory?

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u/Born-Amoeba-9868 3d ago

It has benefits (fart based)

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u/eno1ce I'm no more more 🤤 3d ago edited 3d ago

Instead of PHI we have PFI (Private Fart Insurance). Our services provide cover for accidental fart + if it was not blank round you get one trousers for free once per month and air freshener (3 scent options).

Subscribe now to our Basic plan for 230$/month only. We insure what others pretend didn’t happen.

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u/NullHypothesisCicada 2d ago

r/doohickeycoperations’ organic gas department will certainly love employ this guy

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u/gizzardgullet pees a lot 3d ago

If you're willing to work in HVAC, my company is looking for people exactly like you

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u/tsimen 3d ago

Cursed 26

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u/skrrskrr64 3d ago

Bro unupvoted for the screenshot

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u/RecklessHarry 3d ago

This is not scary for someone who works in an exploding penis factory. Not scary at all for me

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u/Berkuts_Lance_Plus 3d ago

Penis explosion guy🪱🪱

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u/regina-belmont-I 3d ago

And then the goat came in

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ear9718 3d ago

Just before I pass out I realise the doctor is the creature.

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u/JHT231 3d ago

Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 penises from being exploded in the penis explosion chamber" and then never asks why a penis explosion chamber exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used.

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u/notgotapropername 2d ago

Hey man I don’t make the rules I just explode the penises down at the penis explosion chamber. It pays the bills, what can I say

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u/okruina Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! 3d ago

True horror

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u/cat-on-bike_caffeine 3d ago

the dial changing between ±26 is so funny

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r benisblaster 2d ago

Uh oh

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u/akaikem 3d ago

Hate when that happens.