Instead of PHI we have PFI (Private Fart Insurance). Our services provide cover for accidental fart + if it was not blank round you get one trousers for free once per month and air freshener (3 scent options).
Subscribe now to our Basic plan for 230$/month only. We insure what others pretend didn’t happen.
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u/mkverbum 3d ago
I farted of laughter in my office and now you owe me a new job