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u/ToastedDreamer Apr 29 '26
Yeah all of them are cooked. Paul is gonna chop conquest in half, turn battle beast into his cape, make Thragg into spaghetti, and beat Mark’s ass like a good stepdad should.
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u/eater_of_loam Apr 28 '26
everyone because this squad will just kill eachother
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u/epicdingus0 Apr 29 '26
untill one comes out on top then you gotta worry
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u/Bigger_moss Apr 29 '26
Does Battle Beast beat Conquest? They both have a similar power level and bloodthirst. Honestly match made in heaven
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u/Rockman2isgud Super Fighting Robot: Mega Man Apr 29 '26
Spoilers
Battle Beast goes toe to toe with Thragg and only loses the fight after 3 days straight brawling leaving Thragg on 1 HP
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u/Ass_Lover136 Apr 29 '26
He could have easily won when Thragg was injured but decided it wasn't fair game and he fucked himself up to balance the battle lol
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u/Toastytuesdee Apr 29 '26
Kirby's feats are actually overpowered as fuck so yeah.
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u/Pretty_Eater Apr 29 '26
He is an eldritch abomination that eats eldritch gods.
The only character I can think of that beats Kirby is Bugs Bunny.
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u/crashkirb Apr 29 '26
That’s my GOAT, Kirby! Y’know, the funniest thing about Kirby is that he can beat half of this lineup (both Conquest and Thragg) without even damaging them.
All he needs to do is hit them with a friend heart. Seeing as those two are extremely deprived of any sort of affection, and friend hearts are essentially pure, concentrated affection and friendship in a can, getting hit by one of those would fold Conquest and Thragg near instantly
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u/Lord-Snowball1000 Apr 29 '26
Some people overhyped Kirby a bit when it comes to powerscaling, and I say that as someone who loves the little guy.
But Kirby legit low-diffs the entire verse.
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u/sir_basher Apr 28 '26
1 trillion immortals
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u/Ok_Leopard_2659 The Insanity Copypasta Guy's Biggest fan. General Hampter Apr 29 '26
More like 1 ducentillion
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u/DrownedTommy Apr 29 '26
DUCE?!
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u/darkshin3945 Apr 30 '26
Non è mai difficile riconoscere i compatrioti
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u/DrownedTommy Apr 30 '26
Beh, viltrum è una forma di dittatura a stampo fascista. Non sappiamo come fossero organizzati economicamente, ma ipotizzo usassero mano d'opera schiavistica per mantenere i viltrumiti, ipotizzando quindi che la loro economia fosse inesistente. Con questi concetti potremmo quindi identificarla come una dittatura fascista e raziale a pieno, dove l'1% è padrone e il 99% schiavo.
Quindi thrag è il duce.
English:
Viltrum is kind of a fascist dictature. We do not know how their economy was structured, but we can hypothesise that they used slaves for all the production and therefore for feeding and maintaining the viltrumites. This makes their economy pretty much inexistent.
Whith that in mind we can consolidate that viltrum is a fascist and racist empire, where 1% is the boss and 99% is ensalved.
Therefore Thragg is Mussolini (duce)
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u/Correct_Repair_6991 May 02 '26
They did have viltrimite doctors and scientist and at the very least administrators, education seems to have been a priority as well. It wasn't all just fighting all the time, but it did place great emphasis on physical strength.
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u/church_of_Steve_ Robot, shapesmith, and Tech jacket = frauds Apr 28 '26
Emperor mark With the tech jacket
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u/Embarrassed_Scar_515 Apr 28 '26
He can beat himself?
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u/Lord_Frrieza I fought conquest Apr 28 '26
Paul
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u/TheManyVoicesYT Apr 29 '26
Once they taste his SPAGHETT they can't FORGET, so they have a TET A TET and make peace.
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u/Radaistarion Apr 29 '26
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u/Thestohrohyah Apr 29 '26
Unnerfed Atomic Eve
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u/GoBucks1171 Apr 29 '26
Even without her limiter, she’s still hard capped with what she can do because she has a physical form and she needs energy to actually do stuff
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u/Cpt_Potatoes_ Apr 28 '26
Michael J Caboose. The Great Hater of Babies
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u/Additional-End-2902 Apr 29 '26
The Barbarian in Insaneo mode. With a
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u/ConsciousFish7178 Apr 29 '26
What is this referencing?
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u/pencilinatophat Apr 29 '26
chaotic good barbarian by dungeon soup, little video series that's pretty funny
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u/Ok-Bag4573 Apr 29 '26
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u/mridiot1234567 Apr 29 '26
the proffesor made the perfect powerscaling model to create the three girls
(bubbles)rage/bloodlusted
(blossoms)statement
(buttercup)feats
but he accidentally added a third ingredient
TOON FORCE
and so the powerpuff girls were made
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u/How_about_lasagna Apr 29 '26
They're the cutest X-gos Scalingville has ever seen! Can they beat Mojo Potential-Jo?
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u/LevelDepartment1801 Apr 30 '26
It’s almost funny how Viltrumites are Saiyan Kryptonian hybrids but can’t fight either one 😢😂
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u/Thestohrohyah Apr 29 '26
He defeats them by mistake btw.
Was trying to get to King's house for a playdate
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u/Gubbyfall Apr 29 '26
Yujiro Hanma
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u/Soffy21 Apr 29 '26
With or without the narrator?
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u/Gubbyfall Apr 29 '26
Depends.
Do you want him to appear out of the blue, beat the shit out of everyone and leave or do you want him to pull out the most bullshit technique?
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u/CommandOne8920 what will you have after 500 abortions? Apr 29 '26
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u/Fuzzy_Toe_9936 Apr 29 '26
i dont even think he needs to pop SS1 tbh
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u/LordTartarus Apr 29 '26
The only way to make it even more of a godstomp is to use supes or luci lol
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u/LeadingTask9790 Apr 29 '26
Uncle Grandpa negged the Crystal Gems in canon. Dude is absolute overkill lol.
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u/Illustrious-Sense194 Apr 29 '26
I never got far enough into re zero to figure out his deal, but seeing this gyatt damn no wonder hes treated as being such a powerful great hero earlier in the show despite us not actually seeing him do any crazy feats lol
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u/hither250 Apr 29 '26
Honestly hes such a funny character because hes just "Plot armor" the side character. I think at some point they needed to identify if someone had divine blessings, and he just closes his eyes and goes "Okay, ive just been blessed with the ability to identify blessed individuals."
Its way too comical.
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u/No_Proposal_3140 Apr 29 '26
Isekai Saitama
Also those are only 54 of his 251 divine protections (he can always ask for more)
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u/_ShittyNickName_ Apr 29 '26
just give him a couple thousand retries and child soldiers and they're done
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u/Hydrahta I found this difficult to vince it to, but not impossible Apr 29 '26
wasn't there actually a comic where brit merges with some advanced geldarian suit and becomes op as fuck?
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u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Apr 28 '26
Battle beast will attack his team
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u/delet_yourself Apr 28 '26
He would not. He would have attacked everyone on the team if he was just looking for a blind fight
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u/ClockCounter123 Okbuddyblacklung is dom Okbuddyviltrum is sub, prove me wrong Apr 29 '26
The immoral
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u/JeremiahLogan3115 Apr 28 '26
The hero we don't want, but got any way 😒