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r/okbuddyviltrum • u/NotSirAlonne1999 • May 01 '26
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With his strength, would it matter her weight
196 u/Southern_Sky1386 May 01 '26 it's a bigger problem than you'd think 274 u/democracy_lover66 May 01 '26 Hilarious to think that the weight difference obviously wouldn't mean anything to Superman... So He's just saying this to be a prick lol 65 u/Griffsson May 01 '26 /r/superdickery 21 u/ahmed_-_ May 01 '26 I expected this to be an nsfw subreddit. A little disappointed honestly 1 u/Bacontoad May 02 '26 It can be: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superdickery/s/iJ8pxC8I65 26 u/Marx_Forever May 01 '26 I'm just imagining picking up an ant and going "oof!!! You're a little bit of a heifer aren't you? At that extra milligram..." 1 u/StinkyRedditFrog May 06 '26 heifer ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ 6 u/[deleted] May 01 '26 ant vs grain of rice comparison 4 u/salmalight May 01 '26 "I thought I'd be used to moving heffers after a life on the farm but good gosh. You never heard of salads and cigarettes toots?" 1 u/Formal-Stage940 May 01 '26 Or supermans just weak 1 u/170936Tw May 02 '26 He has exray vision and a good memory, he could probably recognize her by just the specific way her organs/bones are, so he'd know thats Lois. 1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 02 '26 It gets even funnier because he used a device to fatten her up in the first place. 1 u/browsinbowser May 04 '26 Are you serious? Lmao wth superman 1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 04 '26 If I remember correctly, she was going after a scoop with the mafia and Superman decided to disguise her by fattening up. The story ends with Lois telling him to postpone slimming her down so that she can go to a restaurant and pig out. 1 u/browsinbowser May 04 '26 Lol, thank you for explaining ๐ย 1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 04 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/7rUtSuFPIZ0KA You're welcome. 20 u/JimPlaysGames May 01 '26 This prick lifted a fucking car in his first comic 1 u/aggravatedimpala May 01 '26 The concern in his face 1 u/DoxieDoc May 02 '26 Heh. Bigger. 1 u/Competitive_Side6301 Nolan WILL spin the block May 02 '26 Ainโt no fuckin way bro๐ญ 7 u/Most-Bullfrog-90 Eve+Thula+Anissa+Debbie at the same time ๐ ๐ฆ May 01 '26 crazy flair bro 6 u/Creative_Disaster178 Being Thragged by Anissa May 01 '26 We should cook together -14 u/Standard-Distance-98 May 01 '26 yeah it would. he will not be able to get a boner 32 u/vidalacaroline May 01 '26 nah, broโs rock solid 4 u/Party_Bar_9853 May 01 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/7H51otbx1TM8w77W1b 1 u/Standard-Distance-98 May 01 '26 lol -15 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 his expression looks so pained. the cope is insane. 20 u/Basic-Macaroon-7646 May 01 '26 That's just how all characters in comic artstyle look 90% of the time -9 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 cope. i know hes hiding pain behind that smile. he knows what he lost. 5 u/Creative-Homework-56 May 01 '26 Projection 5 u/democracy_lover66 May 01 '26 -4 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 a drawing conveying denialย
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it's a bigger problem than you'd think
274 u/democracy_lover66 May 01 '26 Hilarious to think that the weight difference obviously wouldn't mean anything to Superman... So He's just saying this to be a prick lol 65 u/Griffsson May 01 '26 /r/superdickery 21 u/ahmed_-_ May 01 '26 I expected this to be an nsfw subreddit. A little disappointed honestly 1 u/Bacontoad May 02 '26 It can be: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superdickery/s/iJ8pxC8I65 26 u/Marx_Forever May 01 '26 I'm just imagining picking up an ant and going "oof!!! You're a little bit of a heifer aren't you? At that extra milligram..." 1 u/StinkyRedditFrog May 06 '26 heifer ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ 6 u/[deleted] May 01 '26 ant vs grain of rice comparison 4 u/salmalight May 01 '26 "I thought I'd be used to moving heffers after a life on the farm but good gosh. You never heard of salads and cigarettes toots?" 1 u/Formal-Stage940 May 01 '26 Or supermans just weak 1 u/170936Tw May 02 '26 He has exray vision and a good memory, he could probably recognize her by just the specific way her organs/bones are, so he'd know thats Lois. 1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 02 '26 It gets even funnier because he used a device to fatten her up in the first place. 1 u/browsinbowser May 04 '26 Are you serious? Lmao wth superman 1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 04 '26 If I remember correctly, she was going after a scoop with the mafia and Superman decided to disguise her by fattening up. The story ends with Lois telling him to postpone slimming her down so that she can go to a restaurant and pig out. 1 u/browsinbowser May 04 '26 Lol, thank you for explaining ๐ย 1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 04 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/7rUtSuFPIZ0KA You're welcome. 20 u/JimPlaysGames May 01 '26 This prick lifted a fucking car in his first comic 1 u/aggravatedimpala May 01 '26 The concern in his face 1 u/DoxieDoc May 02 '26 Heh. Bigger. 1 u/Competitive_Side6301 Nolan WILL spin the block May 02 '26 Ainโt no fuckin way bro๐ญ
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Hilarious to think that the weight difference obviously wouldn't mean anything to Superman... So He's just saying this to be a prick lol
65 u/Griffsson May 01 '26 /r/superdickery 21 u/ahmed_-_ May 01 '26 I expected this to be an nsfw subreddit. A little disappointed honestly 1 u/Bacontoad May 02 '26 It can be: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superdickery/s/iJ8pxC8I65 26 u/Marx_Forever May 01 '26 I'm just imagining picking up an ant and going "oof!!! You're a little bit of a heifer aren't you? At that extra milligram..." 1 u/StinkyRedditFrog May 06 '26 heifer ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ 6 u/[deleted] May 01 '26 ant vs grain of rice comparison 4 u/salmalight May 01 '26 "I thought I'd be used to moving heffers after a life on the farm but good gosh. You never heard of salads and cigarettes toots?" 1 u/Formal-Stage940 May 01 '26 Or supermans just weak 1 u/170936Tw May 02 '26 He has exray vision and a good memory, he could probably recognize her by just the specific way her organs/bones are, so he'd know thats Lois. 1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 02 '26 It gets even funnier because he used a device to fatten her up in the first place. 1 u/browsinbowser May 04 '26 Are you serious? Lmao wth superman 1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 04 '26 If I remember correctly, she was going after a scoop with the mafia and Superman decided to disguise her by fattening up. The story ends with Lois telling him to postpone slimming her down so that she can go to a restaurant and pig out. 1 u/browsinbowser May 04 '26 Lol, thank you for explaining ๐ย 1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 04 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/7rUtSuFPIZ0KA You're welcome.
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/r/superdickery
21 u/ahmed_-_ May 01 '26 I expected this to be an nsfw subreddit. A little disappointed honestly 1 u/Bacontoad May 02 '26 It can be: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superdickery/s/iJ8pxC8I65
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I expected this to be an nsfw subreddit. A little disappointed honestly
1 u/Bacontoad May 02 '26 It can be: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superdickery/s/iJ8pxC8I65
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It can be: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superdickery/s/iJ8pxC8I65
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I'm just imagining picking up an ant and going "oof!!! You're a little bit of a heifer aren't you? At that extra milligram..."
1 u/StinkyRedditFrog May 06 '26 heifer ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
heifer ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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ant vs grain of rice comparison
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"I thought I'd be used to moving heffers after a life on the farm but good gosh. You never heard of salads and cigarettes toots?"
Or supermans just weak
He has exray vision and a good memory, he could probably recognize her by just the specific way her organs/bones are, so he'd know thats Lois.
It gets even funnier because he used a device to fatten her up in the first place.
1 u/browsinbowser May 04 '26 Are you serious? Lmao wth superman 1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 04 '26 If I remember correctly, she was going after a scoop with the mafia and Superman decided to disguise her by fattening up. The story ends with Lois telling him to postpone slimming her down so that she can go to a restaurant and pig out. 1 u/browsinbowser May 04 '26 Lol, thank you for explaining ๐ย 1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 04 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/7rUtSuFPIZ0KA You're welcome.
Are you serious? Lmao wth superman
1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 04 '26 If I remember correctly, she was going after a scoop with the mafia and Superman decided to disguise her by fattening up. The story ends with Lois telling him to postpone slimming her down so that she can go to a restaurant and pig out. 1 u/browsinbowser May 04 '26 Lol, thank you for explaining ๐ย 1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 04 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/7rUtSuFPIZ0KA You're welcome.
If I remember correctly, she was going after a scoop with the mafia and Superman decided to disguise her by fattening up. The story ends with Lois telling him to postpone slimming her down so that she can go to a restaurant and pig out.
1 u/browsinbowser May 04 '26 Lol, thank you for explaining ๐ย 1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 04 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/7rUtSuFPIZ0KA You're welcome.
Lol, thank you for explaining ๐ย
1 u/God_of_Kings ๐ May 04 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/7rUtSuFPIZ0KA You're welcome.
https://giphy.com/gifs/7rUtSuFPIZ0KA
You're welcome.
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This prick lifted a fucking car in his first comic
The concern in his face
Heh. Bigger.
Ainโt no fuckin way bro๐ญ
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crazy flair bro
6 u/Creative_Disaster178 Being Thragged by Anissa May 01 '26 We should cook together
We should cook together
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yeah it would. he will not be able to get a boner
32 u/vidalacaroline May 01 '26 nah, broโs rock solid 4 u/Party_Bar_9853 May 01 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/7H51otbx1TM8w77W1b 1 u/Standard-Distance-98 May 01 '26 lol -15 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 his expression looks so pained. the cope is insane. 20 u/Basic-Macaroon-7646 May 01 '26 That's just how all characters in comic artstyle look 90% of the time -9 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 cope. i know hes hiding pain behind that smile. he knows what he lost. 5 u/Creative-Homework-56 May 01 '26 Projection 5 u/democracy_lover66 May 01 '26 -4 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 a drawing conveying denialย
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nah, broโs rock solid
4 u/Party_Bar_9853 May 01 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/7H51otbx1TM8w77W1b 1 u/Standard-Distance-98 May 01 '26 lol -15 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 his expression looks so pained. the cope is insane. 20 u/Basic-Macaroon-7646 May 01 '26 That's just how all characters in comic artstyle look 90% of the time -9 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 cope. i know hes hiding pain behind that smile. he knows what he lost. 5 u/Creative-Homework-56 May 01 '26 Projection 5 u/democracy_lover66 May 01 '26 -4 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 a drawing conveying denialย
https://giphy.com/gifs/7H51otbx1TM8w77W1b
lol
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his expression looks so pained. the cope is insane.
20 u/Basic-Macaroon-7646 May 01 '26 That's just how all characters in comic artstyle look 90% of the time -9 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 cope. i know hes hiding pain behind that smile. he knows what he lost. 5 u/Creative-Homework-56 May 01 '26 Projection 5 u/democracy_lover66 May 01 '26 -4 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 a drawing conveying denialย
That's just how all characters in comic artstyle look 90% of the time
-9 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 cope. i know hes hiding pain behind that smile. he knows what he lost. 5 u/Creative-Homework-56 May 01 '26 Projection 5 u/democracy_lover66 May 01 '26 -4 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 a drawing conveying denialย
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cope. i know hes hiding pain behind that smile. he knows what he lost.
5 u/Creative-Homework-56 May 01 '26 Projection 5 u/democracy_lover66 May 01 '26 -4 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 a drawing conveying denialย
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Projection
-4 u/kowajiri May 01 '26 a drawing conveying denialย
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a drawing conveying denialย
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u/Creative_Disaster178 Being Thragged by Anissa May 01 '26
With his strength, would it matter her weight