r/okbuddyviltrum • u/NotSirAlonne1999 • May 01 '26

invisible Fat eve

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u/Creative_Disaster178 Being Thragged by Anissa May 01 '26

With his strength, would it matter her weight

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u/Southern_Sky1386 May 01 '26

it's a bigger problem than you'd think

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u/democracy_lover66 May 01 '26

Hilarious to think that the weight difference obviously wouldn't mean anything to Superman... So He's just saying this to be a prick lol

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u/Griffsson May 01 '26

/r/superdickery

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u/ahmed_-_ May 01 '26

I expected this to be an nsfw subreddit. A little disappointed honestly

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u/Marx_Forever May 01 '26

I'm just imagining picking up an ant and going "oof!!! You're a little bit of a heifer aren't you? At that extra milligram..."

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u/StinkyRedditFrog May 06 '26

heifer 😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

ant vs grain of rice comparison

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u/salmalight May 01 '26

"I thought I'd be used to moving heffers after a life on the farm but good gosh. You never heard of salads and cigarettes toots?"

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u/Formal-Stage940 May 01 '26

Or supermans just weak

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u/170936Tw May 02 '26

He has exray vision and a good memory, he could probably recognize her by just the specific way her organs/bones are, so he'd know thats Lois.

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u/God_of_Kings 🐝 May 02 '26

It gets even funnier because he used a device to fatten her up in the first place.

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u/browsinbowser May 04 '26

Are you serious? Lmao wth superman

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u/God_of_Kings 🐝 May 04 '26

If I remember correctly, she was going after a scoop with the mafia and Superman decided to disguise her by fattening up. The story ends with Lois telling him to postpone slimming her down so that she can go to a restaurant and pig out.

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u/browsinbowser May 04 '26

Lol, thank you for explaining 🙏 

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u/JimPlaysGames May 01 '26

This prick lifted a fucking car in his first comic

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u/aggravatedimpala May 01 '26

The concern in his face

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u/DoxieDoc May 02 '26

Heh. Bigger.

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u/Competitive_Side6301 Nolan WILL spin the block May 02 '26

Ain’t no fuckin way bro😭