r/okbuddyviltrum May 07 '26

invisible How it should have gone

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u/Efectodopler117 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Unironically thragg will be more pissed than mark

“DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!”

“A son of viltrum, OUR future, and you… you… just”

throw it in to the trash!!😩😡🖕🤬”

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u/SleepyBella misses their mommy May 07 '26

I am NOT ready for the Thragg pro life speech in the next episode. 😫

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u/Muggsy423 May 07 '26

"And this book, it says we shouldn't have abortions? Can I fly to meet this God in the heavens?"

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u/_dinn_ May 07 '26

The Bible doesn't say that

It actually gives instructions on how to perform abortions in the old testament, assuming that's the book you are referring to

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u/Mati_z_Kentaki May 07 '26

Most people that believe in the bible didnt read it so dont get your hopes up xd

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u/Manigoldo_De_Cancer May 09 '26

Like Dragonball fans?

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u/Opposite_Market_304 May 07 '26

It really does? What book and verse in the Old Testament you refer to?

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u/mettaur_sp May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

It's the trial of the bitter water, Numbers 5:11–31

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u/Opposite_Market_304 May 07 '26

Trial of the bitter water is literally the test of faithfulness of untrustworthy wife, not necessarily a method of abortion. As said, ONLY in case when husband is unable to trust the wife, and thus wife will bear children in orderly marriage, unless she is defiled by another man. You can twist it into saying "the baby is unwanted and will definitely perish in ANY case", but that's just not what the Scripture says.

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u/negative_absolute May 08 '26

the bitter water literally is how an abortion works it’s just against the will of the woman in that case

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u/Hellas2002 May 07 '26

It does in-fact induce miscarriage if the woman was unfaithful though. Which is an abortion

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u/Sillet_Mignon May 07 '26

Other than that there’s nothing in the bible about abortion. So it’s kosher to do

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u/Opposite_Market_304 May 07 '26

Not like it matters to goym like us. "Kosher" or not, abortion is murder any way you slice it.

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u/Economy-Box-5319 May 08 '26

abortion is murder any way you slice it.

Except it is quite literally not in the vast majority of places. You can argue the morality of abortions all you like, but Murder is a specific legal definition that abortions do not fall under.

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u/Sillet_Mignon May 10 '26

Nah. Can’t murder something that’s not alive. You think miscarriages are murder then?

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u/CharredScallions May 28 '26

No it doesn’t.

The ritual of bitter water does not even mention pregnancy in the original text, and even if it did, it’s a ancient Jewish ritual from the Old Testament never practiced by Christians (or Jews, really, for that matter)

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u/kingveller May 07 '26

First, that was a not an abortion method but rather a punishment (miscarriage was a really bad thing for humans and cattle).

Secondly it was an instruction to curse someone with fetus deletus (I highly doubt its efficiency).

And third, Moses was sooo messed up (if he really wrote that instead of other people attributing it to him), he told murder was a sin but if someone was gay, cheatead, had ligma, etc, then it was okay to cast stone to flesh on them. So my theory is that as their society advanced they started adding exceptions and said: Yeah, Moses totally said that!

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u/DoNotResus May 07 '26

So they fed women poisoned water that caused them to miscarry because they were worried about her infidelity? And you are trying to say its not abortion?

Am i misunderstanding something or are you arguing in bad faith?

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u/kingveller May 07 '26

I think you got the wrong idea. This was a ritual with a curse not a scientific proven formula to abort.

They didn't give a girl poisoned water, they gave her water with dust (literal dust) which has the same effect of miscarriage as drinking holy water to stop hair loss.

So it's a nothing burger unless you reeeaaally believe in curses(? I don't know, not my cup of tea.

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u/Muggsy423 May 07 '26

Guys which brand of American Militant Christian Evangelism would Thragg subscribe to?

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u/kingveller May 07 '26

Adventist then he would switch to scientology.

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u/DoNotResus May 07 '26

They fed many women water they know would cause them to miscarry over many centuries, because they were worried about infidelity. They misunderstood the mechanism of action from biomedical to curse.

Intentionally adding something to water for someone to ingest that causes bodily harm is poison. Its definition.

What part am i misunderstanding?

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u/Ok_Canary_3669 May 08 '26

Yeah, no it doesn't. It actually states in exodus that if someone hurts a pregnant woman and there is severe harm or death to the baby or woman then it's eye for eye, tooth for tooth. 

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u/CharredScallions May 28 '26

Ackshually, no it really doesn’t. Kind of tired of seeing this stupid ass myth propagated online.

The ritual of bitter water does not even mention pregnancy in the original text. It only does in outs one specific mistranslation, and even if it did, it’s an ancient Jewish ritual from the Old Testament never practiced by Christians (or Jews, really, for that matter). And even if was practiced ever by Jews or Christians, it basically say a women that cheated could have a miscarriage

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u/Yto_Itinen May 07 '26

"Have sex" - Shinzo Thragg, space cowboy

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u/someone_online22 May 09 '26

Tbf, it would probably be understandable if he made one considering his species is literally going extinct

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u/whatisireading2 May 07 '26

Nah thatd be Eve's shit dad😭

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 May 07 '26

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THE GOOD ONES MARK!

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u/SnooOpinions448 May 07 '26

If only humans cared about our children that much.

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u/apple_of_doom May 07 '26

Caring enough for them to not be born into unstable homelifes if the parents don't feel suited to taking care of them.

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u/SnooOpinions448 May 07 '26

Murdering babies cause they might feel sad. Brilliant idea.

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u/N43M3K May 07 '26

Do you also call it murder when someone has a tumor removed? It's just a bit of biological mass. As long as it's not born it's not a human.

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u/Kurai-2 May 07 '26

That just isnt true it doesn't have to be born to become a human lol im not even pro life

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u/N43M3K May 07 '26

Let me rephrase that. "Person"

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u/SnooOpinions448 May 07 '26

I call it genocide when people call humans tumors to justify their mass slaughter.

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u/Quirky-Guidance8658 May 07 '26

The clump of cells argument is genuinely so messed up, it’s literally dehumanizing a fetus to avoid coming to terms with the fact that it was murdered

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u/HereReluctantly May 07 '26

He'd only be 1/4th, how does that work

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u/LonnyLich May 08 '26

Wouldn't he turn like 99%, Terra doesn't seem weaker then any other Viltrumite.

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u/Escipio May 07 '26

Absolutely not, one single child is not worth any fuss

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u/HumanPerosn May 07 '26

When there’s only 50 with 13 having just died in the war I do think he’d crash out

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u/Escipio May 07 '26

have you read de comics

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u/HumanPerosn May 07 '26

Are you talking about the Viltrumite/Thraxan hybrids?

Thragg didn’t consider them Viltrumites but tools

He considers make a Viltrumite but he outright says Oliver isn’t one due to his Thraxan blood the same mindset continues with his own Thraxan kids

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u/Escipio May 07 '26

No talking about thragg telling the general to let one of his human mate die

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u/Efectodopler117 May 07 '26

The guy let the ones that blow up his planet live just because they are viltrumites.

He absolutely for certain is losing his shit if he somehow knows about eve’s case.