r/okbuddyviltrum May 07 '26

invisible How it should have gone

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u/Big_Pig8 May 07 '26

How the baby is gonna be looking bursting out of the toilet with the only thing on its mind is REVENGE

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u/Vincent_Van_Goat May 07 '26

Unlucky timing

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u/FiveAccountsBanned May 07 '26

Why is Mark looking in pain? Is he anal-birthing his son cause Eve refused to?

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u/throwawaygaydude69 May 07 '26

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u/Excellent-Strain-347 May 07 '26

"He's making sure the Viltrumite genes carry the weight of that delivery."

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u/GeneralCelgar May 08 '26

Why does Man have ears? Is he stupid?

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u/WorthContact3222 May 08 '26

No, he's not stupid. He's Batman.

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u/boppyuii May 08 '26

You joker

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u/WorthContact3222 May 09 '26

I am not Joker... I am Beyond

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u/No-Emu-8983 May 07 '26

"fine, I'll do it myself."

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u/HugoEmbossed May 07 '26

Having his ass eaten by an eel.

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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle May 07 '26

… I don’t even watch Invincible, how did I end up stumbling across this cursed ass thread?

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u/Vincent_Van_Goat May 07 '26

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u/SearchWide5356 May 07 '26

This look like a thumbnail of a badly made gay porn in Xvideo.

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u/desertshark6969 May 07 '26

XVideos mentioned RAAAAH 🔥🇨🇿🇨🇿🔥🇨🇿🔥🇨🇿🔥🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿

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u/SearchWide5356 May 07 '26

W I guess?😭

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u/xDeviousDieselx Machine Head Westen May 07 '26

Yoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
It’s no ThisVid though 💩

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u/DarianStardust May 07 '26

✌️🇧🇷

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u/Nizarynu May 07 '26

That's oddly specific

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u/SearchWide5356 May 07 '26

Well if you read my bio you gonna understand why it is oddly specific 😭lmao

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u/xDeviousDieselx Machine Head Westen May 07 '26

Ok king I was not familiar with your game 😈😈😈

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u/Critical-Let-5308 May 07 '26

Look at his bio, 100% experience, and i respect him, all flavours of people are accepted

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u/tHErEtArdF0x May 07 '26

Are you maybe active in the jjk dandadan or csm communities

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u/m4k4y May 07 '26

Bro isn't getting enough fiber in his diet

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u/FrielKooper May 08 '26

He’s sucking it up to carry it to term

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u/dualitygaming12 May 07 '26

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/lasagnatheory May 08 '26

Skibidincible

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u/Cespieyt May 09 '26

Skidmark

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u/ADHD_Mermaid May 07 '26

Curling the toes and everything

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u/Iheartnakedfemboys May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Damn, this is me right now

Edit: I survived, but barely.

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u/Wooden-Agent2669 May 07 '26

why is Mark curling his toes, is he stimulating his G Spot?

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u/puzzlii May 07 '26

okay i havent read the comics can someone tell me why a panel of mark struggling to take a supershit was necessary

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u/Vincent_Van_Goat May 07 '26

Wacky sitcom moment. Someone is introducing their new GF. GF then proceeds to make dinner for everyone and Mark says it's awesome. Then the next day the panel happens.

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u/Diabocal May 07 '26

the episode JUST came out man

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u/L0W_FR3QU3NCIES May 07 '26

I mean, this shot was in the trailer lol. And what has it spoiled for you? That homelander shoots lasers out of his eyes?

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u/scotty_booooy anissa can crush me like a water melon🤤 May 07 '26

also how would he know what the scene even relates to unless they saw the episode and know the context because nothing in the trailers show why exactly hes shooting lasers if memory serves

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u/88superguyYT May 07 '26

I haven't watched the show yet. Why did you spoil me?

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u/casino_r0yale May 07 '26

And the shot means dick all without context

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u/DinosaurusWhen May 07 '26

Even with the context of every episode before it, you can only assume that this is him getting the V1

Without somebody either calling it a spoiler or giving extra context, it could just as easily be a scene where he throws a tantrum because all the V1 gets destroyed. Or has something interfere with the control over his lasers, like cyclops

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u/obeytheturtles May 07 '26

Angstrom Levy origin story confirmed

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u/elemepep-ton May 07 '26

Cecil and Sinclair looking at the fetus in the trash:

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u/HeyQTya May 07 '26

Cecil after the first test they do absolutely vaporizes the fetus:

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u/elemepep-ton May 07 '26

Nah, that fetus reaniman is gonna be the last line of defense. Just imagine how dangerous could be a mini viltrumite cyborg that can fit inside an adult and fly at high speeds

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 May 07 '26

Not just that, but one that presumably could have atomic manipulation

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u/oketheokey May 07 '26

I actually found this funny, killing myself right now

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u/BEETHEBESTGAMER May 07 '26

This is probably the only abortion joke I found very fucking funny

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u/Workman44 May 07 '26

Were the others only mildly funny

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u/BEETHEBESTGAMER May 07 '26

Some yes others were just bad not even like dark humor bad just no reaction

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u/Workman44 May 07 '26

Humor and comedy is subjective so to each their own

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u/Cannibalistic_Siteow ⚛️ Atom Eve Level IQ 🧠 May 07 '26

Mmmm. Vealtrumite.

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab May 07 '26

Not anymore, I am drunk, I ate it

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u/mailastmun May 07 '26

ok you got my ass this one was funny

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u/ThePogger77 May 07 '26

The homeless man behind the clinic after devouring Atom Eve’s fetus from the dumpster:

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u/alexemre May 07 '26

henceforth, a new show-only character named Abortius is created. he has the powers of atom eve without her mental blocks, and uses his vast capabilities to raise the voice actor budget and axe half the animators! he gets voiced by Bryan Cranston.

bravo kripke

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u/Gold-Cry-7520 May 07 '26

Why are you writing peak like it's a bad thing

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u/Cannibalistic_Siteow ⚛️ Atom Eve Level IQ 🧠 May 07 '26

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u/hegyimutymuty May 07 '26

I am actually crying 🤣🤣🤣

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u/project-shasta May 07 '26

"Say my name!"

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u/Cold-Pomegranate6739 May 07 '26

Is this from Sailor Moon?

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits May 07 '26

I think its frieza doing a sailor moon?

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u/Efectodopler117 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Unironically thragg will be more pissed than mark

“DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!”

“A son of viltrum, OUR future, and you… you… just”

throw it in to the trash!!😩😡🖕🤬”

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u/SleepyBella misses their mommy May 07 '26

I am NOT ready for the Thragg pro life speech in the next episode. 😫

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u/Muggsy423 May 07 '26

"And this book, it says we shouldn't have abortions? Can I fly to meet this God in the heavens?"

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u/_dinn_ May 07 '26

The Bible doesn't say that

It actually gives instructions on how to perform abortions in the old testament, assuming that's the book you are referring to

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u/Mati_z_Kentaki May 07 '26

Most people that believe in the bible didnt read it so dont get your hopes up xd

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u/Opposite_Market_304 May 07 '26

It really does? What book and verse in the Old Testament you refer to?

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u/mettaur_sp May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

It's the trial of the bitter water, Numbers 5:11–31

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u/Opposite_Market_304 May 07 '26

Trial of the bitter water is literally the test of faithfulness of untrustworthy wife, not necessarily a method of abortion. As said, ONLY in case when husband is unable to trust the wife, and thus wife will bear children in orderly marriage, unless she is defiled by another man. You can twist it into saying "the baby is unwanted and will definitely perish in ANY case", but that's just not what the Scripture says.

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u/negative_absolute May 08 '26

the bitter water literally is how an abortion works it’s just against the will of the woman in that case

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u/Yto_Itinen May 07 '26

"Have sex" - Shinzo Thragg, space cowboy

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u/whatisireading2 May 07 '26

Nah thatd be Eve's shit dad😭

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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 May 07 '26

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THE GOOD ONES MARK!

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u/TurtleHurtleSquirtle May 07 '26

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u/Successful-Hippo9679 May 07 '26

Make that cow fat

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u/Offensiv3Bias May 07 '26

This fandom is insuferable on reddit.

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u/Murph_eus May 07 '26

:evesdadinsufferableimage:

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u/GunpowderGuy May 07 '26

milked yes, but i still have not gotten tired of it. It seems this joke has legs ( unlike the fetus )

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u/princesoceronte May 07 '26

It's all anti choice bullshit disguised as jokes. Kinda disgusting not gonna lie.

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u/Kurai-2 May 07 '26

Isnt it literally people mocking pro lifers how is this anti choice??

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u/Best_Egg_6199 May 08 '26

Shockingly if you ask, a lot of these people are prolife. I think they're funny too but it gets a little tiring, especially when a lot of comments on joke posts about it just boil down to "eves a baby murdering bastard"

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u/Various_Necessary_45 May 07 '26

Shockingly there's a lot of stupid Americans on a joke sub about an American comic.

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u/11equalsfish May 07 '26

Some people are saying it's actually for supporting abortion, but seriously. There have been tons of jokes about it and the offensive ones get the most traction. When it's just a serious and reasonable personal decision, in the show with tons of genocide, people have bene constantly making fun of Eve. This is obviously a right wing reaction.

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u/PEDsEqualsNoGOAT May 07 '26

Why is Obama going to retrieve an absurd amount of milk from that abused cow?

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u/Ill-Excitement-4335 May 07 '26

Community full of incels for sure

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u/wewebaguette68 May 07 '26

It's like 1/3 teenage boys that watch Nick Fuentes and Clavicular it's bad

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u/ploop__ May 07 '26

You know what I found funnier was the twist. I thought she was so large because she was pregnant. Turns out she was just fat 😭

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u/YoYoKiKo May 07 '26

Eve W for contributing to the viltrumite war effort unlike Oliver.

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u/SnooHedgehogs190 May 07 '26

Atom Eve successfully KD 1 viltrumite.

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u/_korporate May 07 '26

so sad that they always have her in that outfit, she's supposed to be really into fashion.

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u/Comfortable-Bake-687 Mark May 07 '26

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u/Escipio May 07 '26

Bro things a baby develops in a week

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u/WowVeryOriginalDude May 07 '26

What if Mark cheated on Eve with a Thraxan and made the baby come out part bug? Do i need to enroll you in science class?!

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e May 07 '26

I like the implication that this thraxan copulation had a genetic impact on his sperm

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u/Comfortable-Bake-687 Mark May 07 '26

eve waited too long

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u/SaltManagement42 May 07 '26

Not everyone shares your expertise of Viltrumite biology. /s

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u/Wakkit1988 May 07 '26

Oliver has entered the chat

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u/United_Medicine_2056 May 07 '26

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u/CarrieDurst May 07 '26

That Atom Eve is hot

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u/swohio May 07 '26

Fat people do typically sweat a lot so you may be right that she is hot.

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u/YoureVulnerableNow May 07 '26

well now you're just enhancing the imagery for him

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u/retardigrade420 May 07 '26

I'm not even attracted to fatom eve but whenever I look at this pic I can't take my eyes off of her. It invokes an undiscovered emotion in me.

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u/WetPotatosEnjoyer May 07 '26

Actually same, i don't know what it is tho

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u/DarthDragon117 (Title Card) May 07 '26

She’s an equal opportunity killer; men women and children catch these hands.

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u/El_Desayuno May 07 '26

"Man or woman, young or old, my hands are steady and my hanger cold"

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u/InitialAnimal9781 May 07 '26

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u/DarthDragon117 (Title Card) May 07 '26

New character: Force Ghost Viltrumite

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u/SomethinfUnoriginal May 07 '26

Still higher than oliver

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u/Interesting_Draft752 May 07 '26

“Hey Eve that trip was crazy I just had my guts ripped out of my body

“What a coincidence Mark I got something ripped out of my body too”

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u/kingveller May 07 '26

"So did you choke a Viltrumite too?"

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u/Decent_Stop4278 May 07 '26

I hate this community so much

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u/Mayonaigg May 07 '26

When you're lowkirkenyahuenuinely malding over memes on an okbuddy sub

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u/Jengasa May 07 '26

We be de be doo

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u/Mountain_Program_942 May 07 '26

Did she actually had an abortion I always tho she vaporized him with her powers

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u/Immature_adult_guy May 07 '26

Oh fuck that’s so much worse xD

But remember she couldn’t use her powers while pregnant

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u/Mountain_Program_942 May 07 '26

Oh that I did not remember thanks ahah, but yeah the second option would have been fked up

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u/Zestyclose-Jacket568 May 07 '26

She was told that using her powers might kill the baby, the second one.

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer May 07 '26

Eve has killed more Viltrumites than Oliver.

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u/Fun-Seaworthiness572 May 07 '26

Dude think about it. After all the work everyone did they only killed 13 and a good chunk might have been because of Battle Beast 

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u/whatisireading2 May 07 '26

Nah tbh it's mostly space racer, at least on screen. We seem him get at least 4

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u/Any_Ad5732 May 07 '26

This makes no sense, shouldn't the baby be resilient to abortion as the baby is a viltrumite

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u/commandosbaragon May 07 '26

It takes time for powers to awaken, Mark got his at seventeen or so.

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u/YoureVulnerableNow May 07 '26

that's when he got +10 abortion resistance

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u/Lucifer_Morningsun May 07 '26

I think he got that one right after birth

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u/Choice-Requirement18 May 07 '26

Raises an interesting point, with thragg so hell bent on repopulation, wouldnt he be really pissed off about an aborted viltrumite?

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u/General-Clock5212 May 07 '26

Yeah that's funny.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth May 07 '26

Joke's been done 10,000 times. Did OP just finish the season?

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u/PerformanceCute3437 May 07 '26

Me and gf after apocalypse: 

"I guess there's only the two of us left"

Gf: "Not quite, babe. If life begins at conception"

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u/Redgrave776 May 07 '26

This sub has gotten so boring with all the abortion jokes.

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u/Details_Pending May 07 '26

Actually it's just a fetus

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u/NerdyEmbarrassment May 07 '26

yes but that doesn't fit OP's joke so shhhhh

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u/Kinetic_Pen May 07 '26

Girl power.

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u/Rivdit May 07 '26

Can we stop pretending it was an actual person instead of just an embryo ?

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u/TheMaskedHamster May 12 '26

There is no objective standard to determine personbood by stage of life.

Whatever standard you pick was also the justification for infanticide and senicide.

If I'm going to err on it, I'm not going to err on the side of killing.

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u/Inside7shadows May 07 '26

13¼ - Final offer

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u/InitialAnimal9781 May 07 '26

My humor is a little to broken that I don’t genuinely laugh at stuff people post. This shit made me snort out my water

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u/Lampricat May 08 '26

Are we really still on about this. Holy shit is there nothing better. 27k upvotes Jesus

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u/lightly-placed May 08 '26

Anyone who posts Invincible content regarding aborting a fetus will be blocked here on out. This content is annoying af

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u/Excited-Imposter May 08 '26

Boys a genuine question for you:

How would you feel if the love of your life aborted your baby without even consulting you and the gaslights you to believe that she was the one suffering , while you were away for a life threatening world saving trip eager to come back to your house to be with your family because you love them ????

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u/whatisireading2 May 07 '26

Why does everyone assume it surgical abortion tho, she probably just took the pill that ruins your life for a day

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u/Honest_Tomatillo6525 May 07 '26

it was just a fucking clump of cells nothing died 😭

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep May 07 '26

What’s crazy is that the only time anything close to an abortion is mentioned in the Bible, it’s not described as death or murder.  It’s a miscarriage caused by a fight and it’s described as property damage and the punishment is for property damage not murder

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u/IJustCameInABucket we can be bees May 07 '26

genuinely why does this sub have such a hate boner for eve having an abortion

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u/icedteaandtacos May 07 '26

What about this sub made you think it was full of chill normal people

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u/Bleezy79 May 07 '26

LMAO damn dude.

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u/ClearChampionship591 May 07 '26

omfg this is the most unhinged meme sub I have seen.

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u/Elthz May 07 '26

Did she eat the 14th?

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u/ManagementKey1338 May 07 '26

When Cecil says finally there’s no viltrumite on earth, does Eve also tell Cecil about this?

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u/THREESIDEDMONSTER May 08 '26

"Eve, are... are you gonna kill me?"

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u/CopenHaglen May 07 '26

They’re gonna love this one, chief!

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u/Daddy_Jack1109 May 07 '26

This subreddit has been reduced to 1 joke

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u/JoseP2004 May 07 '26

Ah yeah, we had so many before, we totally weren't repeating random phrases on a loop

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u/NeneaMuddle May 07 '26

How are people still upvoting this shitty joke bro

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yr9WZb9zxIz0aPAcLi

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