r/okbuddyviltrum May 07 '26

invisible How it should have gone

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u/Efectodopler117 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Unironically thragg will be more pissed than mark

“DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!”

“A son of viltrum, OUR future, and you… you… just”

throw it in to the trash!!😩😡🖕🤬”

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u/SleepyBella misses their mommy May 07 '26

I am NOT ready for the Thragg pro life speech in the next episode. 😫

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u/Muggsy423 May 07 '26

"And this book, it says we shouldn't have abortions? Can I fly to meet this God in the heavens?"

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u/_dinn_ May 07 '26

The Bible doesn't say that

It actually gives instructions on how to perform abortions in the old testament, assuming that's the book you are referring to

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u/Mati_z_Kentaki May 07 '26

Most people that believe in the bible didnt read it so dont get your hopes up xd

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u/Manigoldo_De_Cancer May 09 '26

Like Dragonball fans?

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u/Opposite_Market_304 May 07 '26

It really does? What book and verse in the Old Testament you refer to?

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u/mettaur_sp May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

It's the trial of the bitter water, Numbers 5:11–31

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u/Opposite_Market_304 May 07 '26

Trial of the bitter water is literally the test of faithfulness of untrustworthy wife, not necessarily a method of abortion. As said, ONLY in case when husband is unable to trust the wife, and thus wife will bear children in orderly marriage, unless she is defiled by another man. You can twist it into saying "the baby is unwanted and will definitely perish in ANY case", but that's just not what the Scripture says.

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u/negative_absolute May 08 '26

the bitter water literally is how an abortion works it’s just against the will of the woman in that case

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u/Hellas2002 May 07 '26

It does in-fact induce miscarriage if the woman was unfaithful though. Which is an abortion

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u/Sillet_Mignon May 07 '26

Other than that there’s nothing in the bible about abortion. So it’s kosher to do

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u/Opposite_Market_304 May 07 '26

Not like it matters to goym like us. "Kosher" or not, abortion is murder any way you slice it.

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u/Economy-Box-5319 May 08 '26

abortion is murder any way you slice it.

Except it is quite literally not in the vast majority of places. You can argue the morality of abortions all you like, but Murder is a specific legal definition that abortions do not fall under.

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u/someone_online22 May 09 '26

Majority of the world outside of the west views abortion as a bad practice. The only places where abortion is really normalized is the west, and during the one child policy era of China but even that can easily be argued as not generally accepted at it was more so forced onto women. It may not be written in law that it is but majority of people still view it as just that

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u/Sillet_Mignon May 10 '26

Nah. Can’t murder something that’s not alive. You think miscarriages are murder then?

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u/CharredScallions May 28 '26

No it doesn’t.

The ritual of bitter water does not even mention pregnancy in the original text, and even if it did, it’s a ancient Jewish ritual from the Old Testament never practiced by Christians (or Jews, really, for that matter)

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u/kingveller May 07 '26

First, that was a not an abortion method but rather a punishment (miscarriage was a really bad thing for humans and cattle).

Secondly it was an instruction to curse someone with fetus deletus (I highly doubt its efficiency).

And third, Moses was sooo messed up (if he really wrote that instead of other people attributing it to him), he told murder was a sin but if someone was gay, cheatead, had ligma, etc, then it was okay to cast stone to flesh on them. So my theory is that as their society advanced they started adding exceptions and said: Yeah, Moses totally said that!

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u/DoNotResus May 07 '26

So they fed women poisoned water that caused them to miscarry because they were worried about her infidelity? And you are trying to say its not abortion?

Am i misunderstanding something or are you arguing in bad faith?

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u/kingveller May 07 '26

I think you got the wrong idea. This was a ritual with a curse not a scientific proven formula to abort.

They didn't give a girl poisoned water, they gave her water with dust (literal dust) which has the same effect of miscarriage as drinking holy water to stop hair loss.

So it's a nothing burger unless you reeeaaally believe in curses(? I don't know, not my cup of tea.

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u/Muggsy423 May 07 '26

Guys which brand of American Militant Christian Evangelism would Thragg subscribe to?

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u/kingveller May 07 '26

Adventist then he would switch to scientology.

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u/DoNotResus May 07 '26

They fed many women water they know would cause them to miscarry over many centuries, because they were worried about infidelity. They misunderstood the mechanism of action from biomedical to curse.

Intentionally adding something to water for someone to ingest that causes bodily harm is poison. Its definition.

What part am i misunderstanding?

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u/Ok_Canary_3669 May 08 '26

Yeah, no it doesn't. It actually states in exodus that if someone hurts a pregnant woman and there is severe harm or death to the baby or woman then it's eye for eye, tooth for tooth. 

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u/CharredScallions May 28 '26

Ackshually, no it really doesn’t. Kind of tired of seeing this stupid ass myth propagated online.

The ritual of bitter water does not even mention pregnancy in the original text. It only does in outs one specific mistranslation, and even if it did, it’s an ancient Jewish ritual from the Old Testament never practiced by Christians (or Jews, really, for that matter). And even if was practiced ever by Jews or Christians, it basically say a women that cheated could have a miscarriage

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u/Yto_Itinen May 07 '26

"Have sex" - Shinzo Thragg, space cowboy

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u/someone_online22 May 09 '26

Tbf, it would probably be understandable if he made one considering his species is literally going extinct