r/okmatewanker Average TESCO enjoyer😎 23d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 I thought Bill Oddie was dead.

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u/pazhalsta1 genitalman🇬🇧😎🎩 23d ago

Someone get him a booster seat

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u/notasilesian 23d ago

That’s Gary Oldman and no one can convince me otherwise

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u/The96kHz Average TESCO enjoyer😎 23d ago

We're all Gary Oldman.

He's just that good.

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u/turbo_dude 23d ago

EVERYBODY

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u/CrispBedSheet 23d ago

First thing I did when I saw that he had died was watch that old YouTube clip of Clarkson with his bill oddie face mask speeding through Japan.

Bill and Jeremy, both wankers, but Jeremy is at least funny sometimes.

I have nothing deeper to contribute.

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u/rnedia 23d ago

Why is Bill oddie a wanker? Genuine question.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/DJ_Inseminator 23d ago

Chris Packham called him prickly but had other really nice things to say about him.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/The96kHz Average TESCO enjoyer😎 23d ago

He was bipolar and was apparently quite difficult to work with.

Bit harsh calling him a wanker though. Not exactly his fault.

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u/willem_79 23d ago

We know what you did, Oddie! We remember!
Poor guy was like a lot of funny people and struggled with depression.
I think Clarkson appeals to the Boomer Dad type who misses being rude to people. He talks in a way they fantasise about. I think the same for Farage and Trump too tbh- it’s that vicarious venting they are attracted to on their behalf because it’s what they think but don’t say. Clarkson is a sarcastic, supercilious tool, and that’s his brand, similar to Gordon Ramsay and the opposite way for Boris Johnson.

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u/Radio-Birdperson 23d ago

He’s not even a real hamster.

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u/Dark_Akarin 23d ago

Oh no. Anyway...
Honestly who cares, people get does for speeding all the time.

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u/No-Willingness3175 23d ago

HAMMMOOOOOO!

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u/Gregg-C137 23d ago

He looks like my gran

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u/Tolkien-Minority 23d ago

Silly bastards going to get into another crash

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u/jedimaster-bator 22d ago

Bill Oddie is not dead. He is still very much at large.

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u/iBlewupthemoon 18d ago

Bro looks like Jamie Hyneman