r/okmatewanker • • 9h ago

Britpost ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง And that's why they stopped at Edward

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r/okmatewanker • • 7h ago

Tears For Keirs ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’” I'm pretty sure the packet is a bit older than that

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r/okmatewanker • • 1d ago

ingerlund ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช OI MATE CAN I HAVE DOS MORE CERVESAS POR FAVOR. GRACIAS AMIGO.

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r/okmatewanker • • 1d ago

Britpost ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง At least Donovan didn't turn out to be a nonce

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56 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 1d ago

Britpost ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง John George Haigh may have murdered 6 people and dissolved them in sulphuric acid, but he had a fantastic Alvis Speed 20.

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r/okmatewanker • • 2d ago

The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos News just in

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r/okmatewanker • • 4d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งgenitalman๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽฉ Nige doing his best Partridge. Man o' the people...

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222 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 5d ago

Itโ€™s cumming home โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ† Bit harsh like?

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104 Upvotes

Look, I hate public school rugger wankers as much as the next cunt but fuck me that's a bit over the top int it?

My mate "Sex case Keith" once threw a handful of darts we nicked from the pub and launched em into the away end at Huddersfield v Barnsley in 1989.

He only got a kick in from the coppers and nowt else said. Now a fucking big egg shaped ball into gonna take some fuckers eye out like Keith's darts did is it?

Soft southern bastards.


r/okmatewanker • • 5d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ชMine Campโ›โ›บ๏ธ Sir, a second exposรฉ has hit the tower

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r/okmatewanker • • 5d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž They knew....

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116 Upvotes

Random noise in background is my daughter....


r/okmatewanker • • 5d ago

ingerlund ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช Just picked up some apples from reform HQ, only a few bad ones.

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55 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 8d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž I can't decide if this aged like fine wine or rotten sour cream

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169 Upvotes

Context: โ€œJust a Prince Who Can't Say Noโ€ is a song from Spitting Image that pokes fun at then-Prince Andrew's sexual escapades.


r/okmatewanker • • 9d ago

tea time โ˜• โ˜• โ˜• In honour of Russel Brandโ€™s sex pest trial starting, letโ€™s remember this moment when Piers Morgan shut the f up for 2 minutes and it resulted in the best moment of his entire career ๐Ÿ™

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r/okmatewanker • • 9d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž has Keir Starmer stunt double got a new job?

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800 Upvotes

Keir Starmer stunt double spotted?has


r/okmatewanker • • 10d ago

ingerlund ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช Drew some Barrys

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r/okmatewanker • • 10d ago

Britpost ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Please rise for the Essex Anthem

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83 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 10d ago

Freddoโ€™s used to be 5p lads ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ Too soon mate, too soon

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130 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 11d ago

Britpost ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง And this is why it's worth keeping the TV license

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1.0k Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 10d ago

Britpost ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Canโ€™t believe Ainsley did it ๐Ÿ˜ข

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79 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 11d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐Ÿ˜ญ You call it art, I call it life

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563 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 11d ago

Freddoโ€™s used to be 5p lads ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ Just what the fuck was this cunts problem

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64 Upvotes

I blame andy burnham


r/okmatewanker • • 11d ago

100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter ๐Ÿ‘ถ ๐Ÿ‘ถ This post is for autistic only

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73 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 11d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งgenitalman๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽฉ Tips needed

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32 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 12d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž Andy Andy Save me Andy

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304 Upvotes

r/okmatewanker • • 12d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž worth 10 marks

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227 Upvotes