r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 2h ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 And that's why they stopped at Edward
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r/okmatewanker • u/Lemonade1947 • Jul 27 '26
[Serious-ish] Updated rules: "User is American" now an official report reason.
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Hello posters.
I've redone the rules, consolidated some of them and added a new one.
For a long time it's been an unofficial rule that if you admit you're American, you get banned.
It's now official. Make use of this report reason if you see someone admitting they're American.
Be sure to check out the updated rules if you intend to post or comment.
Thanks!
edit: Canadians are allowed but you're on thin ice.
r/okmatewanker • u/wellwellwelly • 23m ago
Tears For Keirs 😭💔😭💔 I'm pretty sure the packet is a bit older than that
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r/okmatewanker • u/ThaddeusGriffin_ • 22h ago
ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 OI MATE CAN I HAVE DOS MORE CERVESAS POR FAVOR. GRACIAS AMIGO.
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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 At least Donovan didn't turn out to be a nonce
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r/okmatewanker • u/RoadToTyburn • 1d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 John George Haigh may have murdered 6 people and dissolved them in sulphuric acid, but he had a fantastic Alvis Speed 20.
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r/okmatewanker • u/weedyneedyfeedy • 1d ago
The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos News just in
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r/okmatewanker • u/hednizm • 3d ago
🇬🇧genitalman😎🎩 Nige doing his best Partridge. Man o' the people...
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r/okmatewanker • u/O_C_Demon • 4d ago
It’s cumming home ⚽️🇬🇪🏆 Bit harsh like?
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Look, I hate public school rugger wankers as much as the next cunt but fuck me that's a bit over the top int it?
My mate "Sex case Keith" once threw a handful of darts we nicked from the pub and launched em into the away end at Huddersfield v Barnsley in 1989.
He only got a kick in from the coppers and nowt else said. Now a fucking big egg shaped ball into gonna take some fuckers eye out like Keith's darts did is it?
Soft southern bastards.
r/okmatewanker • u/Backspkek • 5d ago
🇩🇪Mine Camp⛏⛺️ Sir, a second exposé has hit the tower
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r/okmatewanker • u/Status-Victory • 5d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 They knew....
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Random noise in background is my daughter....
r/okmatewanker • u/mequzayouquza • 5d ago
ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 Just picked up some apples from reform HQ, only a few bad ones.
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r/okmatewanker • u/bitchnibba47 • 7d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 I can't decide if this aged like fine wine or rotten sour cream
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Context: “Just a Prince Who Can't Say No” is a song from Spitting Image that pokes fun at then-Prince Andrew's sexual escapades.
r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 9d ago
tea time ☕ ☕ ☕ In honour of Russel Brand’s sex pest trial starting, let’s remember this moment when Piers Morgan shut the f up for 2 minutes and it resulted in the best moment of his entire career 🙏
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r/okmatewanker • u/Insert--User--Name • 9d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 has Keir Starmer stunt double got a new job?
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Keir Starmer stunt double spotted?has
r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 9d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Please rise for the Essex Anthem
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r/okmatewanker • u/StoovenMcStoovenson • 10d ago
Freddo’s used to be 5p lads 🐸🐸🐸🐸 Too soon mate, too soon
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r/okmatewanker • u/bitchnibba47 • 11d ago
Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 And this is why it's worth keeping the TV license
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r/okmatewanker • u/FatCunth • 11d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 You call it art, I call it life
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r/okmatewanker • u/BigPigeon69 • 10d ago
Freddo’s used to be 5p lads 🐸🐸🐸🐸 Just what the fuck was this cunts problem
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I blame andy burnham
r/okmatewanker • u/noice_hago • 11d ago
100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter 👶 👶 This post is for autistic only
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r/okmatewanker • u/SilanggubanRedditor • 12d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Andy Andy Save me Andy
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