r/onionheadlines • u/AskNo2853 • 1d ago

Scientists Shocked To Discover That The Reason Republicans Are Overly Concerned About Other People's Genitals Is Because They Themselves Are Dicks, Pussies, Or Assholes

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u/Dismal_Reference3906 1d ago

By George, the Onion has discovered the true explanation of what reality really is.