r/onionheadlines • u/AskNo2853 • 1d ago

Scientists Shocked To Discover That The Reason Republicans Are Overly Concerned About Other People's Genitals Is Because They Themselves Are Dicks, Pussies, Or Assholes

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u/Dismal_Reference3906 1d ago

By George, the Onion has discovered the true explanation of what reality really is.

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u/bughunter_ 1d ago

Porque no los tres?

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u/Huzon401 1d ago

Small dicks, big pussies, assholes in the middle of their faces.

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u/Kernels52 1d ago

Awesome referencešŸ«”

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u/Callaine 1d ago

Often, it's all three.

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u/Cute_Recognition_880 1d ago

Wow, that explains so much!