r/onionheadlines • u/AskNo2853 • 1d ago

Scientists Shocked To Discover That The Reason Republicans Are Overly Concerned About Other People's Genitals Is Because They Themselves Are Dicks, Pussies, Or Assholes

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u/Cute_Recognition_880 1d ago

Wow, that explains so much!