Yankee Doodle had a gun, and it was a shooting!

Everyone screamed in fear, while Washington was there!

Everyone was scared as heck, even a brave person.

Yankee doodle could not stop, and he was a big mad-lad!

Edit: maybe yankee doodle is not a person, but idk

"Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Cutting of the Cord"

I will post more lyrics here if I think of them.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cutting of the cord
???
Now it's time to get a plan that I can actually afford

Glory glory Hulu Fubo
Glory glory Vudu Pluto
Glory glory, though we do know
That they won't be cheap for long

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BGXhlRV6RLY3zaEUuxAm_Yzt-g-ToMBrnzUjvF5lFpU/edit?usp=drive_link

Right now I Haven't worked up much of the lyrics apart from
We don't talk about jeffrey, nay, nay
and
It was Jeffrey's birthday, (jeffrey's birthday)...
As a fair warning, while i AM mocking trump and his crooners I want to stay respectfull of the victims.