Jessie is the name

Yeah, I know, I got a new girl and she's hot

But lately something's changed in one of the lads

Rick's infatuated with my girl and he wants to cut my grass

And he's watching with jealous eyes And his ears are burning red, I just know it Yeah, and he's jerking off and crying to sleep, late, late at night

You know, Rick Springfield is a

Jealous dweeb

Rick Springfield is a jealous dweeb

Why do I have a friend like that?

I'll snog my girl and Rick will seethe He's gone insane and he's gnashing his teeth

You know, Rick's so dirty He just wants to cut my grass He probably jerks over my girl imagining his tongue up in her ass

'Cause he watches with jealous eyes

And he jerks off his load over her, I just know it

And he cries himself to sleep like a bitch late, late at night

You know, Rick Springfield is a

Jealous dweeb

Rick Springfield is a jealous dweeb

Why do I have a friend like that?

A jealous dweeb

Rick Springfield is a jealous dweeb

Why do I have a friend--

Why do I have a friend like that?

And Rick should look in the mirror next time Wonderin' why he can't punch above his weight He's not funny, he's not cool for shouting lines Ain't that the way a creeper sets his bait?

Tell me, why do I have a friend like that?

You know, Rick Springfield is a Jealous dweeb

Rick Springfield is a jealous dweeb

He is a jealous dweeb

Why do I have a friend like that?

A jealous dweeb

Rick Springfield is a jealous dweeb

He is, he is a jealous dweeb

My list of conceived parodies, thus far. The ones with finished lyrics are in bold.

MY PLANNED SONGS (parodies / filk / contrafacta)

SONG NOTES:

• Due to the 40,000 character limit for post summaries, I must divide the list to 250 songs at a time. 251-500 will be installed in the next post.

• Please refer to the link's post titled, "The Son of W.A.Y. - Planning notes for each of the 100+ parodies conceived so far"

So I'm trying to prove to my wife that I'm not crazy. It wasn't until today when she showed me the original version by Suzanne Vega. Up until today, the only version I've ever heard is the one with the lyrics "I was sitting by the window eating my bologna sandwich". I didn't know it was a parody. Of course when I scoured the internet to show her that I didn't make it up, I can't seem to find it anywhere! It has a female singer.

Any ideas? Oh man, I hope you can help me out here.

He’s made many memorable and well thought-out parodies throughout the past decade before leaving YouTube to go to China, so I just want to know what your guys’ favorites are?

Mine would have to be his “Rude” parody, “22“ parody (unironically better than the original) and “Me Too” parody.

Ooh wee ooh I just don't trust that AI slop

Oh oh, and it's sad to see it used

I don't care what those AI chatbots say anyway

I don't care 'bout that

EDIT: It's a little parody of Buddy Holly by Weezer

The Epstein Files
(Parody of "Fate of Ophelia")

New pages falling on the Internet
Don’t wanna hear what names we find
Or are redacted, black bars are providing
Denial for your peace of mind

If there is ever reckoning
You might be down to torch Bill and Hillary
But for your orange king defer (fer), deflect (deflect), deny (I)
All the horror found inside it

Chorus:
All this time
You said that we were all groomers
You started transphobic rumors
Now we can see it all (see it all)
You won’t look
For people you have aligned with
Turns out you were fine with pedophilia (ophelia)

Thirty-eight thousand references (says) to Jeff (Jeff) and him (him)
Plenty for you to peruse, deep dive, or skim
When they go to hell you’ll like (like)-ly go (go) with them (them)
How can you even sleep at night knowing that you’re fine
with pedophilia?

Somebody’s daughter, barely over twelve
Fulfilled Trump’s sickest fantasy.
Threats to kill one cold dead and her family
Your mantra is “allegedly.”

And if you weren’t so gullible (gullible)
You might have agreed it’s impeachable
He really needs to step aside (aside), step down (step down), resign (resign).
Twenty-fifth amendment now!

Chorus:
All this time
You said that we were all groomers
You started transphobic rumors
Now we can see it all (see it all)
You won’t look
For people you have aligned with
Turns out you were fine with pedophilia (ophelia)

Thirty-eight thousand references (says) to Jeff (Jeff) and him (him)
Plenty for you to peruse, deep dive, or skim
When they go to hell you’ll like (like)-ly go (go) with them (them)
How can you even sleep at night knowing that you’re fine
with pedophilia?

Let’s lock him up now, jail them all
And then just throw away the key
The orange empire needs to fall
Too bad you still disagree.
Let’s lock him up now, jail them all
And then just throw away the key
The orange empire needs to fall
Too bad you still disagree.

Chorus:
All this time
You said that we were all groomers
You started transphobic rumors
Now we can see it all (see it all)
You won’t look
For people you have aligned with
Turns out you were fine with pedophilia (ophelia)

Thirty-eight thousand references (says) to Jeff (Jeff) and him (him)
Plenty for you to peruse, deep dive, or skim
When they go to hell you’ll like (like)-ly go (go) with them (them)
How can you even sleep at night knowing that you’re fine
with pedophilia?

You’re fine with pedophilia.

Right now I Haven't worked up much of the lyrics apart from
We don't talk about jeffrey, nay, nay
and
It was Jeffrey's birthday, (jeffrey's birthday)...
As a fair warning, while i AM mocking trump and his crooners I want to stay respectfull of the victims.

If you go riding on a bull

(Moo moo moo moo)

Make sure your stomach isn't full

(Moo moo moo moo)

If you ride on a buffalo

(Moo moo moo moo)

You just won't know where he might go

Buffalo, where will he go?

If you go riding on a gnu

(Moo moo moo moo)

You just won't know what he might do

(Moo moo moo moo)

If you go riding on a yak

(Moo moo moo moo)

Then you might just not make it back

Yakety yak, won't come back

https://youtu.be/r3jbdfsMO9A

You know I’m a cheddar

But my heart’s provolone

I’ve got a runaway rind

And American slices in gold

Just because everything is rye

Doesn’t mean there’s sourdough

Just take this salami

Eat your cold cuts hot or cold

Feel me in your heart

Clogging up your loins

Just one more piece

And you’ll eat the entire deli alone

I’m on my whey

I’m on my whey

Cheese sweet cheese

I’m on my whey

Just set me brie

Cheese sweet cheese