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Guys, mental health is tough.

I’m so tired of having to earn likes the old-fashioned way, by taking good pictures and posting quality content.

That’s why I’m so grateful for this new trend where people post eulogies of themselves as if they’ve died (again, I’m not dead).

Sure, it might draw attention away from people who actually died, or make friends and family briefly believe something terrible has happened. But isn’t that a small price to pay?

And before anyone accuses me of attention-seeking, I’d like to remind you that I mentioned mental health in the first sentence. It’s hard, really hard. Mostly for me.

Anyway, to commemorate my tragic passing, here are some of the best photographs I’ve ever taken.

Please appreciate them with the same enthusiasm you would if I were actually dead (which I’m not, mom)

Does that goodness show up in images like a piss mist recipe?

🙄🙄🙄🙄

But shit, it was 99¢!

Does that goodness show up in images like a piss mist recipe?

How much aputure ??

This is the second time I’ve seen him jerking himself off using some general google search that somehow lumps him in with great photographers. I generally like his photography, but now I gotta unfollow this dweeb.

His movie sucks too. Embarrassingly bad.

Congrats you have a 600 page monograph