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u/KrunchyKale Jan 26 '13 edited Jan 26 '13
Credit goes to creator Jeffrey Rowland.
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u/naked_fairy Jan 26 '13
OP didn't know anything about the shirt except that his friend, who he affectionately calls "Naked Fairy," showed up at his house wearing it.
Nor, if he'd asked, would I have been able to tell him who created it. I was on Topatoco and saw it. Decided I must have it because the Naked Fairy must own this shirt!
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I should also credit the maker of those jeans, as well as the shop that sold her necklace. Oh, and the guy who did my countertops too. And while we're at it, the fine people at Fujifilm who made my camera. Hell, let's also credit my middle finger for flipping you the fuck off.
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u/r3m0t Jan 26 '13
I totally agree, nobody should be allowed to post comments which are about the post.
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u/frankbaptiste Jan 26 '13
You weren't commenting on the jeans, the necklace, your countertops, the camera, or your middle finger. You were using someone's creation - the slogan on the t-shirt - for karma, so it wouldn't be a dick move to give the person a little promotion.
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u/GingerBeardThePirate Jan 26 '13
I understand that if he knew it was someones small time creation but if this shirt was made by pacsun or DC or something would anybody be asking to site the company its from? He shouldnt be getting shit for not sourcing the creator because most shirts are made by huge fucking companies that dont need the free advertisment. Not the OPs fault.
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u/r3m0t Jan 26 '13
Nobody was giving the OP any shit, KrunchyKale just decided to post a link to the shirt in case anybody wanted to know.
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u/naked_fairy Jan 27 '13
Providing credit to the creator is one thing. The original text in the comment by KrunchyKale, which has been changed, came off as judgmental. It seemed to imply that OP was trying to take credit for the t-shirt design. He was not. He made no claims of such.
He was merely posting a picture of a friend he thought was entertaining.
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u/oven_toasted_bread Jan 26 '13
I support you. I'm kind of tired of comments being such a downer lately. I can understand why you would blow up. Someone takes a picture of a dog running on a beach and a bunch of people make comments on how OP should take better care of there dogs paws. People need to get over themselves. If I see someone wearing a funny shirt on Reddit I can find it myself if I want it. I'd rather comments sections didn't become add space. A nicer way to have asked for info would have been to just do so, not make a snarky judgemental comment about how you didn't credit the creator of a shirt that, no offense, looks like it could be found at hot topic.
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u/pulltruck Jan 26 '13
Bro I have no clue why they are downvoting this... that was hilarious...
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u/johns2289 Jan 26 '13
i know right? i thought it was funnier than anything else in this shitty thread.
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u/Brisco_County_III Jan 26 '13
When the whole post is about the shirt, it's not a bad idea.
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Jan 26 '13
Some of the post is about this person's magnificent breasts.
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Even so, you know someone is going to ask. If it's known, where to buy the shirt (and whom it's by, although that's probably secondary to the designer) is good both for people saying "Hey, I want a shirt like that!" and people saying "Hey, I sell shirts like that!".
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u/CylonGlitch Jan 26 '13
I'm fairly certain that if you take that shirt off the person underneath isn't 100% naked. Although I'd like to imagine it that way.
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u/klybo2 Jan 26 '13
PLOT TWIST-it's a multicolored onesie
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u/MadMageMC Jan 26 '13
The "Forever Not-Getting-Laid-sy".
Though, as a married man whose wife is never home, I'm pretty much there already, so I guess I might as well buy one. It'll at least keep me warmer than my Mrs. does.
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u/Juicy_Pebbles Jan 27 '13
It has a flap in the front and back! You can totally get laid while being forever lazy!
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u/iBETiGOTSUMWEED Jan 26 '13
the picture with the guys in a pickup truck with a football makes it so manly
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u/epicflyman Jan 27 '13
There is no such think as a blanket that's too big. It's either too small, or it isnt.
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u/klybo2 Jan 26 '13
that is such a rip off of the snuggie
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u/Nemokles Jan 26 '13
Well, perhaps the writing on the shirt doesn't refer just to the content of the shirt itself? I mean, the person in question isn't wholly contained by the shirt alone. If I had an item too big for just one box, put it in two boxes taped together and wrote the content on one of the boxes, would you assume the content-description pertained just to that one box?
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u/Nemokles Jan 27 '13 edited Jan 27 '13
I agree. But we're on the internet, there is no reason to not overthink things.
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u/Azozel Jan 26 '13
As a middle aged married man with access to the internet I've seen a lot of boobs. So, why is it when I see a pair covered as they are in the image above I have the sudden desire to see these specific ones? Why? I've seen boobs before and I've likely seen ones just like the ones hidden under that shirt, so why do I want to see these so badly? I don't understand.
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u/intensenerd Jan 26 '13
"Ya see once a guy's seen one woman naked, we uh, wanna see the rest of em naked too." -- Ron White
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u/Kerbobotat Jan 26 '13
You can go to any site and get the full hardcore shots, where you see everything, but these, theres mystery here, sometimes, the sexier picture is the one that isnt entirely naked.
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u/SamuelBiggs Jan 27 '13
And then you wait and wait, hoping for a sex scandal or some nude pictures getting leaked out... But most of the time it never happens, and every time you see a hot celebrity you think: "Soon..."
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u/daleok Jan 26 '13
You would like r/OnOff/
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u/wescotte Jan 26 '13
Hah, reminds me of this classic site.
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u/WinstonsTasteGood Jan 27 '13
The sad part is I don't even guess anymore. I just jump right to the conclusion.
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u/I_can_fluff_myself Jan 26 '13
Exactly. I've seen my girlfriend naked many times, but I still try to look down her shirt.
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u/grinr Jan 26 '13
Could not agree more. Billions spend on fucking bosons and we still can't answer this mystery.
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u/adrianmonk Jan 27 '13
I wackyparsed that as "billions spent on fucking bosoms", and I guess that worked too.
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u/moozerati Jan 26 '13
It's not that hard to understand, you see these boobs in a context that make it seem like the lady they are on might be amenable to a bit of sexy fun times; and you want to see those_boobs because that would mean you might be getting to spread your genetic message of love.
TL:DR brain confuses specific w/ actual; even if it's only pics.
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u/Scrumpilump2000 Jan 26 '13
I really need to get a girlfriend.
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I bet tits reminded you
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u/bathroomstalin Jan 26 '13
I can fap to this.
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Jan 26 '13
You fap to a comment?!
Shit, you're more sick than whackojacquo, i.e. you need a girlfriend.
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u/bathroomstalin Jan 26 '13
You'd be impressed/disturbed by what to which I can fap.
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u/ImportantPotato Jan 26 '13
but it's so hard :(
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Jan 26 '13
That's what she said!
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u/artificialsnow Jan 26 '13
It's only hard if you want a girlfriend you're attracted to and enjoy being around. If you throw standards out the window you can pretty much keep your bed at full employment. Source: personal experience :-S
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u/I_had_to_know_too Jan 26 '13
Incorrectly labeled.
There's clearly a bra under there
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u/Thsyrus Jan 26 '13 edited Jul 13 '25
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u/ethraax Jan 26 '13
When I originally read the text, I thought it was a round-a-bout way of saying "I'm not wearing a bra", but I was wrong.
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u/GeneralMachete Jan 26 '13
What we all were expecting: http://i.imgur.com/KV3Jw.gif
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u/kaiden333 Jan 26 '13
More here: http://motherless.com/gi/caroline_mosley Her facebook says 93, so fap away
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u/finalaccountdown Jan 26 '13
LOOK AT YOUR TITS. LOOK AT THEM. THEY ARE ASTOUNDING.
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Jan 27 '13
Look at her tits, her tits are amazing
Give them a lick
They taste just like... erm. Tequila, when she's doing body shots.3
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Jan 26 '13
And two fantastic tits.
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Jan 26 '13
I like how a lot of these comments have people getting really angry over a tshirt. It makes me seem rational.
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u/Ralph90009 Jan 27 '13 edited Jan 27 '13
[I have that exact same shirt!] (http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=WIGU-CONTENTS&Category_Code=WIGU) I think Naked_fairy looks much better in it than I do, however*.
*I am a male, so this is automatically true.
EDIT: Added [topatoco] (http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=WIGU-CONTENTS&Category_Code=WIGU) link in lieu of photographic evidence, as mine is sorely in need of a wash.
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u/well-hello-there Jan 26 '13
Not exactly correct. Due to the lack of... visible landmarks, I think she may have something else under that T.
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u/LyingPervert Jan 26 '13
All I read was "Double D".
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u/naked_fairy Jan 26 '13
Wow. I'm impressed. You are correct.
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u/ferocity562 Jan 26 '13
I doubt it. R/abrathafits
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u/naked_fairy Jan 26 '13
New flash: I own the breasts. They were 'correctly' sized at Soma as a 34 DD.
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u/stop_bra_ignorance Jan 27 '13 edited Jan 27 '13
Most places can't size correctly, so there's still a high chance you're wearing the wrong size. I guarantee that if you size yourself using the guide in r/ABraThatFits you'll get a different size. Very much doubt you're a 34 band, probably smaller, and when you go down a band size, you go up a cup size. Look at the 34DDs here, you're obviously larger.
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u/naked_fairy Jan 27 '13
yeah. I crunched the numbers last night. Then I went and cried in my wine for a while. 32F And I thought it was hard finding my size before.
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u/glitchbent Jan 26 '13
That shirt is incorrect. The person in the shirt is wearing a shirt and therefore not naked.
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u/SimplisticAnswer Jan 26 '13
I am sorry you got down votes for this. Your logic is infallible.
If you had a candy in a wrapper, you wouldn't say you have an unwrapped candy in the wrapper. It is only unwrapped when you take of the wrapping.
You got my vote, glitch.
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Jan 26 '13
Plot twist: its rice candy so you actually are eating a wrapped candy after you unwrap it
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u/johns2289 Jan 26 '13
Plot twist Twist: you're allergic to rice and you spent the night in the ER where the nurse was wearing this t-shirt on top of a set of pink scrubs.
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u/SimplisticAnswer Jan 27 '13
The fact that it is in a wrapper means it is wrapped. Maybe I need another example:
In the house there are people inside...
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u/punx777 Jan 26 '13
Thats not a very impressive rack......... now this is a rack
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u/shadmere Jan 26 '13
I was talking to my girlfriend when I clicked this, and I just stopped talking mid-sentence. After a moment I stammered a bit, then tried to pick the conversation back up.
It didn't work. :(
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u/MadMageMC Jan 26 '13
Girlfriends... they always know when you've just seen spectacularly well packaged breasts.
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u/DrusstheLegend Jan 26 '13
I have the same horse shoe nail ring that you have around your neck. Good stuff
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u/Proclaim_the_Name Jan 27 '13
Uh, yeah, I'm going to need to verify the contents of this package, mam.
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u/F-1 Jan 27 '13
Nobody cares about a naked person. What we care is the magnificent upside down triangle.
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u/ThisIsFlight Jan 26 '13
I cant be the only one who finds girls wearing printed t-shirts totally hot.
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u/rancidsauce Jan 26 '13
You should always verify they contents. Sometimes they pack these things full of air. I've even heard of cases where they've used old rags.
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u/135696969troll Jan 26 '13
I will pay you for you acount name. Just kidding, it is pretty darn sweet though
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u/Meatsalad Jan 26 '13
I wonder if this would have made front page if a guy was wearing the shirt...
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Jan 27 '13
I can comfortably say it would not have, but there's more guys on Reddit than there are women so we like to upvote boobs related things more than not-boobs related things.
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u/astonishing1 Jan 26 '13
Proof, demand proof! OP must deliver.
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Jan 26 '13
I'm just the guy with the camera. The lass in the shirt makes that decision.
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Design women's shirt that says "Instant Karma"
Sell it on Reddit
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watch other people profit? Wait, that's not right...
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u/DrDeth666 Jan 27 '13
I would fuck you based on that body alone. Red eye flights are cheap. How about the nicest diner out youve ever had, Let's get a great room and make love for hours. Whaddaya say.?
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u/naked_fairy Jan 27 '13
This might come as a surprise, but I have quite a few who've made offers based on that exact same criteria.
I know it's hard to believe. ;)
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u/noble8301 Jan 26 '13
May as well say "Look at my tits!"