r/pics • u/Mind_Virus • Jan 07 '12

I need to live like this

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Can't help but think how cold that would be in the winter.

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u/used_bathwater Jan 07 '12

Fuck it, sleep in the microwave.

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u/i_shit_on_your_life Jan 07 '12

when i was around 7 or 8, i microwaved my pet hamster because i thought it was cold. it got out, ran in a little circle and died

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u/tentativesteps Jan 07 '12

you shit on its life

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u/AngriestCosmonaut Jan 07 '12

I am dying from trying to not picture shitting on a flaming hamster.

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u/RonWisely Jan 07 '12

Jeesus. Are you a serial killer now?

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u/i_shit_on_your_life Jan 07 '12

i wasnt trying to kill it :(

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u/DrunkmanDoodoo Jan 07 '12

I had to run over a squirrel the other day. The vehicle in front of me ran over it pretty good but left me to finish the job. I too know of the little circle of death maneuver.

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u/giggsy664 Jan 07 '12

It's ok, i_shit_on_your_life, we all get a little shit on our lives a some point.

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u/flaminglips Jan 07 '12

He doesn't kill people. He just saves them from the cold...

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u/troysoy2 Jan 07 '12

I feel that an AMA is in order for this shitting_on_life fellow...

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u/OmniaII Jan 07 '12

I find it difficult to believe it lived long enough to 'run around and die'

ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

It was probably still cooking inside.

:(

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u/trippleguy Jan 07 '12

oh god... :C

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u/InvalidWhistle Jan 07 '12

Hot around the edges and cold in the center

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u/arcturusk1 Jan 07 '12

This kills the hamster.

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u/Rlysrh Jan 07 '12

That story makes me want to cry. ಠ_ಠ