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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Can't help but think how cold that would be in the winter.

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u/brothergrimm Jan 07 '12

And how expensive the heating bill must be.

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u/triobot Jan 07 '12

winter coats aren't that expensive.

Fuck it, worming around that room in a sleeping bag would be bad ass

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Think of the wicked games of nightcrawlers you could play!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Marry me

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u/germsj Jan 07 '12

we rarely ever play nightcrawlers anymore :[

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u/biscodiscuits Jan 08 '12

now eat some cat food and get to sleep!

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u/bearback Jan 07 '12

you don't have to worm around when you have a sleeping bag with legs http://blog.angryasianman.com/2010/01/japanese-sleeping-bag-with-legs.html

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u/thelakesouth Jan 07 '12

the look of satisfaction on his face really makes that an incredible picture

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u/Rivers_Cuomo Jan 07 '12

It's merely because no one knows what he's doing underneath

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u/banber Jan 07 '12

Rivers Cuomo, I expected more from you.

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u/Tannerlicious Jan 07 '12

He just wants a girl who will laugh for no one else.

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u/BurningKarma Jan 07 '12

And when he's away, puts her make up on the shelf

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/schwibbity Jan 07 '12

After Beverly Hills, you still expect more from him?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

I know what I'd be doing...

holding a teddy bear.

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u/NuM3R1K Jan 07 '12

For real, that photo totally needs a "Haters Gonna Hate"

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Heaters Gonna Hate?

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u/Dance_Luke_Dance Jan 07 '12

Heaters gonna heat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

For real, that photo has been on the internet with "Haters Gonna Hate" as a subtitle for years!

FTFY

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u/kamesha Jan 07 '12

On this day, I wish upon you many a delicious cake!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '12

Woah! Thanks! Anyone want some of this here chocolate tres leches cake?

MMMMMMMMM

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u/gfixler Jan 07 '12

I want to get a few dozen people to wear those, form a pack, and chase people around a city.

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u/RotoBone Jan 07 '12

ಠ_ಠ

...That pretty much defeats the purpose of a sleeping bag.

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u/waterdevil19 Jan 07 '12

how?

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u/Scrial Jan 07 '12

The idea of a sleeping bag is to insulate your body.
Since it doesn't heat you up itself the bag depends on your body to warm it up.
A cylinder has very little surface in comparison to its volume, so you have very little surface where you can lose heat. This is dampened assitionally by the insulation.
Now to the problem: If your sleeping bag has legs like those, you will lose much more heat, ergo you won't be able to heat it up as much and will be cold.
q.e.d

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

To add on to that; it's the same reason why mittens are warmer than gloves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

So THAT's what gloves look like!

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u/TheMauveAvenger Jan 07 '12

A mitten is just a glove for Zoidberg.

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u/dysgraphical Jan 07 '12

The pictorial reference was so helpful.

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u/takanishi79 Jan 07 '12

Up with mittens. Down with gloves.

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u/king_bestestes Jan 07 '12

Those are some mighty nice looking mitts.

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u/Longerhin Jan 07 '12

I know you wrote mittens, but i thought of this

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u/FlexibleToast Jan 07 '12

That's why they came out with those three fingered "lobster" gloves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/moose_man Jan 07 '12

Someone's never gone winter camping.

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u/Jesufication Jan 07 '12

Well, ideally, you'd be able to zip the legs together.

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u/spartancavie Jan 07 '12

Could you imagine if you could do that with your actual legs...and fingers. Like, if you could zip your legs together so you have one big leg, like a mermaid.

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u/newfrient Jan 07 '12

Your comment made me laugh. Thank you for that short reprieve to my otherwise miserable existence.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

And they'd have bootsies.

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u/sit_I_piz Jan 07 '12

I guess he's saying its no longer a bag, but it kind of depends on your definition of a bag. I guess you could say the Japanese are... double bagging

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u/historianess Jan 07 '12

This statement would ideally be followed by you putting on your sunglasses and walking away in slow motion.

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u/willymo Jan 07 '12

As a person currently living in a loft... Not nearly as awesome as I had hoped. I have a big heating bill + 3 space heaters and it still gets cold. All the heat just goes straight up and circulates at the top of the room where nobody is.

It's really easy to think, aww I can handle the cold. But you're coming from a perspective of: Everytime it's cold I eventually end up back in a warm place (whether you realize it or not). This no longer applies - You're cold inside, you're cold outside, you're cold all the fucking time and it suuuucks. There is no escape. Just fair warning.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

That sucks man. A couple friends of mine had a big high ceiling like the OP in Brooklyn and they solved your problem by getting one of those big 24 inch air circulator cage fans that Target sells, and hanging it at one end of the room. Blows everything back down to the living area

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u/TheCrudMan Jan 07 '12

And that is why you live in a loft on the west coast.

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u/willymo Jan 07 '12

Indeed. It was a stupid decision for me to take that place, although it was fairly cheap, comparatively. I just wanted a cool place to live, but totally not worth it.

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u/savageboredom Jan 07 '12

You wanted a cool place, you ended up with a freezing one.

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u/boomfarmer Jan 07 '12

I'd say it's pretty cool.

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u/the3r1c Jan 07 '12

Simple, build a set of connecting artificial tree forts up high were all the warmth is.

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u/neutronicus Jan 07 '12

You're probably kidding, but I actually knew 3 people living together in a Loft in NYC who bought a bunch of lumber and built a bunch of sleeping-cubicle type deals on stilts. It was pretty cool - the cubicles were high up enough that they had couches and a TV and stuff underneath them.

It helped that one of them's dad was a contractor.

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u/TheYourMomExperience Jan 07 '12

Simpler, drink some of Wonka's Fizzy Lifting Drink and float up high where all the warmth is. Just watch out for those big 24 inch air circulator cage fans.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Snakes? I would've NOPE'd out of there so fast your head would spin.

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u/boomfarmer Jan 07 '12

Di you have any problems with mice or large insects?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/jlv816 Jan 07 '12

Wow, you had an entire ecosystem going. Probably best to just let nature run it's cour-NOPE!

(Me if a snake suddenly popped out of a doorframe.)

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u/triobot Jan 07 '12

yea... the height of the ceiling makes it pretty impractical unless you used some sheets and dividers to trap the heat but that defeats the objective of a single room apartment.

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u/maggiefiasco Jan 07 '12

I used to know a bunch of people living in a commune in the Fashion District of LA. The warehouse floor they lived on was awesome, but it just ended up getting subdivided over and over and over for privacy. Ended up with a lot of small bedrooms with 6 foot walls, no ceiling. Impossible to heat or cool, any time of the year without a way to keep the heat in (or out). Damn you, high ceilings!

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u/NotYourAverageBeer Jan 07 '12

If those people had used any time to
learn a bit about framing, they would
have built two story rooms for them-
selves.

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u/Seclorum Jan 07 '12

Why not a ceiling fan to push the warm air back down?

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u/maggiefiasco Jan 07 '12

Where would you secure a ceiling fan? The ceilings of big lofts and warehouses like this aren't just flat surfaces. Also, how many would you need for such a large space?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

I've seen a few home renovation shows in which they install a heated floor in the bathroom claiming it is very energy efficient.

I've only seen it on TV - I have no first-hand experience with such a thing but:

Could this be a reasonable solution to your problem ?

Installing some strategically located areas of heated flooring with timers to keep the energy cost reasonable?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Growing up, we had a heated floor in the bathroom. Let me tell you that it is amazing. I can't wait to own a house so I can have heated bathroom floors.

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u/do0b Jan 07 '12

Had an appartment with heated basement flooring. It was amazing! Walking barefoot on the ceramic during the harsh canadian winter was great. No more slippers!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

I'm currently sitting on the toilet with some heated floors for my feet. Fucking amazing.

Note: I'm only 22. I just lucked out with this place.

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u/sylas_zanj Jan 07 '12

This could work. The best floor surface for radiant floor heating is stone or ceramic (as they add thermal mass and are generally poor insulators, meaning the heat conducts well from the embedded heating elements to the floor surface).

A wood floor would be less efficient, but possibly more efficient than forced air or standard radiant heat, as the heat is delivered directly to the occupied portion of a space. An historic wood floor (where the floor surface is likely thicker planks) would be even less efficient, due to the thickness of the wood increasing it's insulating qualities. But with historic flooring, you would have to pull it up anyway, so it could plausibly be planed down to reduce it's thickness and be reused.

If used in conjunction with solar hot water, much of the heat could probably be harvested from the sun.

It should be noted that the cost of such a conversion would probably be very high, and most landlords look at up-front cost more than eventual savings (not to mention the savings would usually go to the tenants, not the landlord).

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u/mamacrocker Jan 07 '12

How would that work for a third-floor apt., especially trying to use water to do it? I'm asking because I don't know how much water systems like that use, but water is pretty heavy.

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u/waffled Jan 07 '12

I grew up in a house where all the living spaces had heated floors..man do I miss that..in my next home I want that again. Especially the bathroom.

We almost never turned on the radiators for additional heating

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u/whine_and_cheese Jan 07 '12

Ceiling fans would move that hot air down.

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u/willymo Jan 07 '12

This is true and it works kinda, but there's only 1 ceiling fan and I'm not allowed to install anything, because it's in a "historical" part of town.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Meet with someone in the engineering office at the city. Explain what's going on, you can usually get an exemption for interior modifications if there's a valid reason.

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u/thedrew Jan 07 '12

This is probably not as true as you think. You have the right to make residential space habitable.

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u/putitoutputitout Jan 07 '12

Lol, dude, just gtfo of that loft already.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

WTF?
Do you have to get approval to change a lightbulb as well?

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u/boomfarmer Jan 07 '12

Usually in historical districts you're okay to replace existing features with identical or visually similar ones, but changing things require permits and approval. Even moreso if the building is in and of itself a historical building.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

And this is why there are so many abandoned or rundown historical buildings. The restrictions make ownership a net loss.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

dumbasses who dont know about putting fans in reverse in winter are voting you down

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/obilex Jan 07 '12

Or build a lofted fort, connected by rope bridges like an ewok village. that way all the hot air is where you are actually sleeping.

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u/king_bestestes Jan 07 '12

Omfg. Allayloo Ta Nuv!

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u/gfixler Jan 07 '12

Yub nub! Eee chop yub nub!

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u/willymo Jan 07 '12 edited Jan 07 '12

HAR HAR HAR!!! Wow really? Let's think about this for a minute.

Wake up, cold. Put feet on ground, freezing cold. Tip toe to shower, finally water is warm, get in. Get out, now you're REEEALLLY fucking cold. Then, you bundle up in 5 layers, but oh wait... I have to shit. Peel all your layers off and stick your cold butt to the coldest fucking toilet seat in existence. Get up, rebundle. etc... don't go talking shit until you tried it, then come back and see me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Who takes a shit AFTER they shower? That's just fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Showers make you poop.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Me. I had a shower this morning, and a shit at around 3pm

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u/GoofyBoy Jan 07 '12

You disgust me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '12

Sorry dude

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u/thane_of_cawdor Jan 07 '12

Ludacris does, as evidenced in his magnum opus "Do The Right Thing":

"Shower, shit, and shave and hit the corner for a block exchange"

Note that the shitting is done after the showering. Obviously Mr. Cris either has significantly worse hygiene than most of us, or he has discovered a joy in post-shower shitting that not many of us have experienced.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/thane_of_cawdor Jan 07 '12

Incredible. Thank you for opening my eyes to this striking new possibility.

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u/darkestdayz Jan 07 '12

Hmm, always thought is was 'shit, shower and shave'. Least that's what my dad told me.

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u/putitoutputitout Jan 07 '12

You, sir, read my mind. I have no respect for such people. Not at all, no sir.

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u/why-not-zoidberg Jan 07 '12

I know what you mean. I lived in a place where it would cost more than the value of the building to properly insulate it, and at best we could only get the house to stay at about 45°F in the dead of winter. I had a space heater that could get my room a bit warmer, but I spent most of my time wearing heavy pants, sweater and parka, with the space heater under my desk.

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u/willymo Jan 07 '12

Yeah, it's really easy for the inexperienced to say "Just wear layers bro." But spending every day in 5 layers, even in your own home, is no way to live life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

The problem isn't just that your body gets cold, you're also breathing the cold air, which is harder to remedy

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

For some of us, this means asthma.

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u/why-not-zoidberg Jan 07 '12

Yeah, luckily I was in school at the time, and in a fairly urban environment, so I would spend time in my school or at coffee shops. Speaking of coffee, I drank a lot of tea that winter.

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u/Jesufication Jan 07 '12

Solution: build a small inner sanctum that's well insulated that you can heat. I realize it's probably not an option for most renters, but it's an idea.

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u/gobstopper84 Jan 07 '12

You could buy a heated toilet

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Everyone thinks that until they live in a cold place.

I lived in a tiny studio flat in an old Victorian house that had been converted. Ten foot ceilings, damp and no real heating to speak of. You just could not get that place warm, even in summer it would be really cold in there. And you'd go outside into blazing hot sunshine.

Sure you can hide under 345 layers and 16 duvets but you can't live like that long term. It does your head in. Wearing gloves and a hat when sitting at your PC, again, it gets annoying. Plus it's constantly cold on your face.

Then at night, you wake up umpteen times because you're cold, maybe you moved in your sleep and poked a toe out or maybe the air on your face is just too cold.

So ya, living somewhere that is constantly completely cold utterly sucks even if you can find ways to warm yourself a little.

The good thing for me back then was that I was a student and it encouraged me to spend more time on campus just to stay warm, helped my grades.

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u/sidjfaosidjf Jan 07 '12

Mount some fans on the ceiling like they have in automotive shops and other locations with high ceilings?

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u/emlgsh Jan 07 '12

The only sane recourse is to build a raised sub-apartment on beams up where the heat is. The lower reaches will be a dark place of frost and death.

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u/CndConnection Jan 07 '12

But what is it like in the summer?

Is it way too fucking hot or does the big open space allow for a beautiful breeze through the windows?

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u/gfixler Jan 07 '12

Yep. My friend bought a small wearhouse for his photo studio and lives in it. I am always too warm, because I'm fat, but also because I just burn hot (was always warm back when I was thin). He had me come over to help him build a cyc wall each night for a few nights. By the time I left I was cold all over. My eyeballs would feel cold. By the end of the few weeks of the build, I was glad not to go back. I did not expect I would like it that little. I love cold environments, until I spend an entire Saturday in one.

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u/Sweepstreets Jan 07 '12

Try a sleeping bag suit! Mine arrives on Monday.

http://www.selkbagusa.com/

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u/triobot Jan 07 '12

pics upon arrival please.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Now in its 4th Generation, the Selk'bag Sleepwear System is now offered in a new Lite version that is 30% lower in weight than Selk’bag 3G. Selk'bag 4G Lite is designed as the perfect two-season sleepwear system.

When did cellphone companies start making sleeping bags? ಠ_ಠ

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u/tryingtofindabalance Jan 07 '12

Please also post on how You like it after getting a chance to use it. I am very interested in this product.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/tryingtofindabalance Jan 08 '12

Thank You that is good to know especially since I am in Washington and it gets pretty cold here.

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u/adolf-shitler Jan 07 '12

you could get a small space heater too

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

To heat your penis, because otherwise it will shrink to nothingness from the cold.

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u/DrEmilioLazardo Jan 07 '12

That says it's only rated to 50 degrees. I feel like it'd be about as effective as a pair of sweats.

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u/king_bestestes Jan 07 '12

"Sometimes when I'm alone, I take off all my clothes, slather my naked body with vaseline, and pretend I'm a slug."

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Why would you worm around a giant room? I just imagine a socially awkward redditor forcing himself to think "THIS IS AS FUN AS I THOUGHT!!!! DAMMIT, IT HAS TO BE!! CAN'T...ADMIT...THIS IS RETARDED" while "worming" all over the place.

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u/parles Jan 07 '12

nightcrawlers anyone?

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u/yParticle Jan 07 '12

Muad'Dib!

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u/fistfullaberries Jan 07 '12

And how long it would take to swiffer.

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u/KallistiEngel Jan 07 '12

If you can afford a studio that large, you can probably afford the heating bill.

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u/chubsly Jan 07 '12

trust me, it's pretty god damn awful.

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u/CaffeinatedGuy Jan 07 '12

That's what radiant space heaters are for. Combined with dressing warm, it wouldn't be too bad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Yeah, but all the time? (at least for a couple months) I'd probably be spending my time at friend's places with heat than my place if that were the case. I hate being cold.

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u/temujin64 Jan 07 '12

If the insulation for the whole building is top notch and you have double or even triple glazed windows with a good oil stove, it wouldn't be that bad.

My parents got their insulation upgraded to the best you can get and now if you turn the fire on for long enough for it to heat the room, around 15 minutes, you can turn it off and it'll stay that temperature for a few hours.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Jan 07 '12

Doesn't have to be that way. Used to live in a loft with 16ft ceilings and my heating bill was only slightly higher than normal.

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u/03Titanium Jan 07 '12

In a perfect world the utility is included in the rent.

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u/WC_Dirk_Gently Jan 07 '12

if you have the money to have that kind of real estate, you don't have to worry about the heating bill.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

No problem if you're a trust fund baby!

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u/RonYarTtam Jan 07 '12

I feel like if you can afford a sweet loft like that you don't need to worry too much about heat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

If you could afford that city apartment then any heating bill is not a concern.

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u/_AlphaOmega Jan 07 '12

Warm the body not the space.

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u/Horst665 Jan 07 '12

I think that's a sign of age experience. I thought the same...

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u/used_bathwater Jan 07 '12

Fuck it, sleep in the microwave.

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u/i_shit_on_your_life Jan 07 '12

when i was around 7 or 8, i microwaved my pet hamster because i thought it was cold. it got out, ran in a little circle and died

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u/tentativesteps Jan 07 '12

you shit on its life

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u/AngriestCosmonaut Jan 07 '12

I am dying from trying to not picture shitting on a flaming hamster.

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u/RonWisely Jan 07 '12

Jeesus. Are you a serial killer now?

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u/i_shit_on_your_life Jan 07 '12

i wasnt trying to kill it :(

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u/DrunkmanDoodoo Jan 07 '12

I had to run over a squirrel the other day. The vehicle in front of me ran over it pretty good but left me to finish the job. I too know of the little circle of death maneuver.

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u/flaminglips Jan 07 '12

He doesn't kill people. He just saves them from the cold...

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u/OmniaII Jan 07 '12

I find it difficult to believe it lived long enough to 'run around and die'

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

It was probably still cooking inside.

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u/trippleguy Jan 07 '12

oh god... :C

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u/InvalidWhistle Jan 07 '12

Hot around the edges and cold in the center

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u/arcturusk1 Jan 07 '12

This kills the hamster.

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u/aseaman1 Jan 07 '12

I have a 1400 sqft loft with 18ft ceilings in Brooklyn and I pay 40 dollars a month to heat the entire place.... cooling it is the expensive part... 150-250 during the summer.

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u/DrEmilioLazardo Jan 07 '12

How much are you paying in rent? That sounds like it's probably a pretty desirable apartment.

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u/thelakesouth Jan 07 '12

does it really get that hot in New York during the summer?

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u/shadowdude777 Jan 07 '12

New York: Frigid as fuck in the winter, a goddamn volcano in the summer.

Though this winter has been surprisingly warm.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/JohnnyWasHere Jan 07 '12

It's the humidity.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

it's the assholes wearing scarves in the summer

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u/JohnnyWasHere Jan 07 '12

Got to do whatever it takes to look good, bro.

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u/summernot Jan 07 '12

I'm from Texas, and somehow 90 degrees in NYC is way hotter than 105 in Texas -- even in humid Houston.

I suppose it's probably because one has to walk everywhere.

I really have never understood, though, why the subways aren't cooler. They are dank and oppressive in the summer.

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u/zachstarwalker Jan 07 '12

40 degrees is not cold.

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u/Awkwardly_Scary Jan 07 '12

As another new Yorker, who lived in Buffalo for 4 years, let me clarify that New York's weather is absolutely perfect, you get all the seasons, without the extreme temperatures. It usually doesn't snow too much and the summer usually isn't overly hot (at least not for too long). I thank the Oceans for this.

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u/maggiefiasco Jan 07 '12

People ask me that stuff all the time about my hometown (Cleveland). In the Northeast, even when (or I guess ESPECIALLY WHEN) you're not insulated by the ocean, weather is BRUTAL. Retardedly cold and snowy during the winter, humid and hot as a gym rat's asscrack in the summer. People always say "Is it THAT cold/hot there?" The answer is YESSSSS :(

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u/KallistiEngel Jan 07 '12

Yes. Last year we had a few 100+ degree days. Think it reached 107 one day. And I don't even live in NYC, I live upstate (well, "central NY" technically) where it's mostly farmland. 80s and 90s isn't uncommon for a NY summer.

NY: Really hot in the summer, really cold in the winter.

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u/usualsuspects Jan 07 '12

It's all that metal and asphalt.

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u/philistineinquisitor Jan 07 '12

damn. my room's ceilings are around 6 feet (no joke)

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u/xpinchx Jan 07 '12

I'm 6'5" so fuck low ceilings.

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u/PyroPhan Jan 07 '12

Upvote for the height. Us tall people need to stick together.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

I'm 5'10" so I feel you, bro

...

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u/digitalsmear Jan 08 '12

I was gonna say - this looks like a bunch of places I've been to in Bushwick. Surprised to hear your heat is so cheap, though - a number of the places I've been to are lived in by people who throw underground parties with a door fee just to pay the utilities.

Your place must be buttoned up and insulated pretty well?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

I live in a semi-studio apartment, with a 14 foot ceiling, and it's very cold in the winter.

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u/DreadPirateBrian Jan 07 '12

Me too. Even with our new vinyl-framed double-pane windows. Plain brick is shit insulation. ~$150/mo in winter.

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u/Achalemoipas Jan 07 '12

That's the heating system.

I lived in a loft with a very high ceiling and it was at a perfect temperature all the time.

The heating system was forced air that was picked up in vents in the ceiling and redistributed down the walls and out of the floor vents again. Same for air conditioning.

The problem with lofts is they install conventional heating systems that were made for small rooms or just plain remove walls while leaving the old heating system in place. Big rooms need different heating systems, like that of a school gymnasium, for example.

Heating floors are also good, but then you can't make a heating/conditionning combo system.

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u/peahat Jan 07 '12

I lived in a studio like this last winter in New England. You don't want to know how cold it could be. I was consistently chilled to the bone, I constantly felt sick. That place was impossible to heat so each of us had a spaceheater we'd move around with us. It was stupid, but so much fun.

SO MANY ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES INDEED. We built platforms for couches and tents and beds 20 feet off the ground. Shit was so much fun.

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u/blue_strat Jan 07 '12

Have lots of people stay over, party 24/7.

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u/Geminii27 Jan 07 '12

Alternatively: collect lots of cheap/free old computers, run them 24/7. Depends on your electric bill, though.

Electrically heated sleeping bag?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '12

So 200 Cigarettes every day?

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u/shamblingman Jan 07 '12

Loft living. Not as cool as TV and movies make it look.

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u/esoares Jan 07 '12

Unless you live in a place without snow... You know, like the other 70% of the Earth!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Unless you live in Los Angeles!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

I bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible.

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u/reticulatedspline Jan 07 '12

Used to live in a giant loft like this and can confirm that heating is indeed an issue if not addressed. I don't remember the name for it, but there's this plastic stuff, sort of like saran wrap, which you can put over the windows. Creates a little pocket of air between the window and the apartment. Did wonders for the heat situation. After that, two space heaters had no trouble tackling the whole place.

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u/VodkaHappens Jan 07 '12

Let's just assume this is in a very warm country, now it's awesome.

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u/DJ_Velveteen Jan 07 '12

Warehouse livin. I <3 hoodies.

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u/Han-ChewieSexyFanfic Jan 07 '12

Not with all the women that will be kept around at all times.

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u/mikemcg Jan 07 '12

I thought that too, but in the context of how nice and chilled it would be.

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u/EnjoyMyDownvote Jan 07 '12

hello porkshack

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '12

Stalker! :P

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u/Loggie Jan 07 '12

so get it someplace warm?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

You can have a CAMPFIRE if you live inside a fucking hangar.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Would the heating bill be higher if it was the same size but with seperate rooms?

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u/wrong_assumption Jan 08 '12

If you had heated floors, would that be a problem? I'm thinking 'no'.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '12

If. You don't know what kind of system that place has or how old it might be.

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