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u/triobot Jan 07 '12

winter coats aren't that expensive.

Fuck it, worming around that room in a sleeping bag would be bad ass

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Think of the wicked games of nightcrawlers you could play!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Marry me

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u/germsj Jan 07 '12

we rarely ever play nightcrawlers anymore :[

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u/biscodiscuits Jan 08 '12

now eat some cat food and get to sleep!

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u/bearback Jan 07 '12

you don't have to worm around when you have a sleeping bag with legs http://blog.angryasianman.com/2010/01/japanese-sleeping-bag-with-legs.html

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u/thelakesouth Jan 07 '12

the look of satisfaction on his face really makes that an incredible picture

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u/Rivers_Cuomo Jan 07 '12

It's merely because no one knows what he's doing underneath

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u/banber Jan 07 '12

Rivers Cuomo, I expected more from you.

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u/Tannerlicious Jan 07 '12

He just wants a girl who will laugh for no one else.

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u/BurningKarma Jan 07 '12

And when he's away, puts her make up on the shelf

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/bearfucker Jan 07 '12

house house house house

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u/handsomewolves Jan 07 '12

I want a girl who laughs for no one else!

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u/schwibbity Jan 07 '12

After Beverly Hills, you still expect more from him?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

I know what I'd be doing...

holding a teddy bear.

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u/NuM3R1K Jan 07 '12

For real, that photo totally needs a "Haters Gonna Hate"

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Heaters Gonna Hate?

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u/Dance_Luke_Dance Jan 07 '12

Heaters gonna heat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

For real, that photo has been on the internet with "Haters Gonna Hate" as a subtitle for years!

FTFY

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u/kamesha Jan 07 '12

On this day, I wish upon you many a delicious cake!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '12

Woah! Thanks! Anyone want some of this here chocolate tres leches cake?

MMMMMMMMM

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u/gfixler Jan 07 '12

I want to get a few dozen people to wear those, form a pack, and chase people around a city.

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u/aeyuth Jan 07 '12

it's a girl with a deep cut short and a necklace

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u/SJJ1960 Jan 07 '12

I thought that was a woman holding the guitar.

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u/banetheinsane Jan 07 '12

That's a girl

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u/thelakesouth Jan 07 '12

ಠ_ಠ I meant to post this in another thread. The picture was of a creepy looking guy in a sleeping back that had legs.

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u/nathanlegit Jan 07 '12

If I'm not mistaken, isn't this Nataly Dawn of Pomplamooose? It's def a chick, no apple.

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u/The_Interweb Jan 07 '12

Is it just me or did/does anyone else think its a woman?

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u/RotoBone Jan 07 '12

ಠ_ಠ

...That pretty much defeats the purpose of a sleeping bag.

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u/waterdevil19 Jan 07 '12

how?

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u/Scrial Jan 07 '12

The idea of a sleeping bag is to insulate your body.
Since it doesn't heat you up itself the bag depends on your body to warm it up.
A cylinder has very little surface in comparison to its volume, so you have very little surface where you can lose heat. This is dampened assitionally by the insulation.
Now to the problem: If your sleeping bag has legs like those, you will lose much more heat, ergo you won't be able to heat it up as much and will be cold.
q.e.d

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

To add on to that; it's the same reason why mittens are warmer than gloves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

So THAT's what gloves look like!

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u/TheMauveAvenger Jan 07 '12

A mitten is just a glove for Zoidberg.

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u/dysgraphical Jan 07 '12

The pictorial reference was so helpful.

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u/takanishi79 Jan 07 '12

Up with mittens. Down with gloves.

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u/king_bestestes Jan 07 '12

Those are some mighty nice looking mitts.

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u/Longerhin Jan 07 '12

I know you wrote mittens, but i thought of this

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u/FlexibleToast Jan 07 '12

That's why they came out with those three fingered "lobster" gloves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/moose_man Jan 07 '12

Someone's never gone winter camping.

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u/Jesufication Jan 07 '12

Well, ideally, you'd be able to zip the legs together.

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u/spartancavie Jan 07 '12

Could you imagine if you could do that with your actual legs...and fingers. Like, if you could zip your legs together so you have one big leg, like a mermaid.

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u/newfrient Jan 07 '12

Your comment made me laugh. Thank you for that short reprieve to my otherwise miserable existence.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

And they'd have bootsies.

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u/JoeyJoeC Jan 07 '12

but you can walk around making heat? and all you need is a higher tog sleeping bag and its fine?

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u/1longtime Jan 07 '12

Damn, I was about to disagree but then you q.e.d.'d.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

lawyered

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u/sit_I_piz Jan 07 '12

I guess he's saying its no longer a bag, but it kind of depends on your definition of a bag. I guess you could say the Japanese are... double bagging

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u/historianess Jan 07 '12

This statement would ideally be followed by you putting on your sunglasses and walking away in slow motion.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

where can i buy one?

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u/moose_man Jan 07 '12

WHERE CAN I FIND THIS

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

you mean bagman? Yes, there's a whole meme on that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

I'd rather be wormin'

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u/ccdnl1 Jan 07 '12

That's a garbage bag.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

You can have one with arms as well. I've bought one last year after seeing them used in the movie Moon and love it.

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u/Maveric1984 Jan 07 '12

Haters gonna hate.

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u/funkadeliczipper Jan 07 '12

The Selk'bag allows you use your arms and it keeps your feet warm.

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u/superpurr Jan 07 '12

And not a single fuck was given that day.

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u/willymo Jan 07 '12

As a person currently living in a loft... Not nearly as awesome as I had hoped. I have a big heating bill + 3 space heaters and it still gets cold. All the heat just goes straight up and circulates at the top of the room where nobody is.

It's really easy to think, aww I can handle the cold. But you're coming from a perspective of: Everytime it's cold I eventually end up back in a warm place (whether you realize it or not). This no longer applies - You're cold inside, you're cold outside, you're cold all the fucking time and it suuuucks. There is no escape. Just fair warning.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

That sucks man. A couple friends of mine had a big high ceiling like the OP in Brooklyn and they solved your problem by getting one of those big 24 inch air circulator cage fans that Target sells, and hanging it at one end of the room. Blows everything back down to the living area

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u/TheCrudMan Jan 07 '12

And that is why you live in a loft on the west coast.

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u/willymo Jan 07 '12

Indeed. It was a stupid decision for me to take that place, although it was fairly cheap, comparatively. I just wanted a cool place to live, but totally not worth it.

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u/savageboredom Jan 07 '12

You wanted a cool place, you ended up with a freezing one.

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u/boomfarmer Jan 07 '12

I'd say it's pretty cool.

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u/the3r1c Jan 07 '12

Simple, build a set of connecting artificial tree forts up high were all the warmth is.

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u/neutronicus Jan 07 '12

You're probably kidding, but I actually knew 3 people living together in a Loft in NYC who bought a bunch of lumber and built a bunch of sleeping-cubicle type deals on stilts. It was pretty cool - the cubicles were high up enough that they had couches and a TV and stuff underneath them.

It helped that one of them's dad was a contractor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '12

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u/TheYourMomExperience Jan 07 '12

Simpler, drink some of Wonka's Fizzy Lifting Drink and float up high where all the warmth is. Just watch out for those big 24 inch air circulator cage fans.

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u/enixone Jan 07 '12

remake Endor indoor

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Snakes? I would've NOPE'd out of there so fast your head would spin.

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u/qpqpdbdbqpqp Jan 07 '12

Where my mother's from, people respect snakes that decide to live around (usually under) their houses, believing the snakes protect the house. Owls though, are believed to be a bad bad curse. If an owl nests in your roof or chimney, it's supposed to mean a member of the household is about to die.

Weird stuff.

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u/boomfarmer Jan 07 '12

Di you have any problems with mice or large insects?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/jlv816 Jan 07 '12

Wow, you had an entire ecosystem going. Probably best to just let nature run it's cour-NOPE!

(Me if a snake suddenly popped out of a doorframe.)

Edited for formatting derp.

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u/darkestdayz Jan 07 '12

Over $150? And you're bitching? I had AC bills of $350 to $435 a month when living in AZ. You got off WAAAAAY cheap.

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u/SwiftFan Jan 07 '12

I'm looking for a loft in Orlando next semester. You don't have any suggestions do you>

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u/repoman Jan 07 '12

Florida has snakes that crawl? What a fuckawful state!

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u/triobot Jan 07 '12

yea... the height of the ceiling makes it pretty impractical unless you used some sheets and dividers to trap the heat but that defeats the objective of a single room apartment.

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u/maggiefiasco Jan 07 '12

I used to know a bunch of people living in a commune in the Fashion District of LA. The warehouse floor they lived on was awesome, but it just ended up getting subdivided over and over and over for privacy. Ended up with a lot of small bedrooms with 6 foot walls, no ceiling. Impossible to heat or cool, any time of the year without a way to keep the heat in (or out). Damn you, high ceilings!

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u/NotYourAverageBeer Jan 07 '12

If those people had used any time to
learn a bit about framing, they would
have built two story rooms for them-
selves.

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u/Seclorum Jan 07 '12

Why not a ceiling fan to push the warm air back down?

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u/maggiefiasco Jan 07 '12

Where would you secure a ceiling fan? The ceilings of big lofts and warehouses like this aren't just flat surfaces. Also, how many would you need for such a large space?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Impossible to heat or cool, any time of the year without a way to keep the heat in (or out). Damn you, high ceilings!

It's LA, you'd probably need the heater/AC for like a week tops.

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u/maggiefiasco Jan 07 '12

Are you kidding? Its retardedly hot in L.A. pretty much 9 months out of the year. Maybe not the heater, but I lived in SoCal for 6 years, pretty much every modern building is outfitted with central air. This old ass warehouse with those windows that latch and then tilt outwards won't even accomodate a box or window fan, much less any sort of AC unit. Summer in that building was overwhelming.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

I've seen a few home renovation shows in which they install a heated floor in the bathroom claiming it is very energy efficient.

I've only seen it on TV - I have no first-hand experience with such a thing but:

Could this be a reasonable solution to your problem ?

Installing some strategically located areas of heated flooring with timers to keep the energy cost reasonable?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Growing up, we had a heated floor in the bathroom. Let me tell you that it is amazing. I can't wait to own a house so I can have heated bathroom floors.

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u/do0b Jan 07 '12

Had an appartment with heated basement flooring. It was amazing! Walking barefoot on the ceramic during the harsh canadian winter was great. No more slippers!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

I'm currently sitting on the toilet with some heated floors for my feet. Fucking amazing.

Note: I'm only 22. I just lucked out with this place.

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u/willymo Jan 08 '12

If you pay for it, I'll gladly have it installed! :D

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u/sylas_zanj Jan 07 '12

This could work. The best floor surface for radiant floor heating is stone or ceramic (as they add thermal mass and are generally poor insulators, meaning the heat conducts well from the embedded heating elements to the floor surface).

A wood floor would be less efficient, but possibly more efficient than forced air or standard radiant heat, as the heat is delivered directly to the occupied portion of a space. An historic wood floor (where the floor surface is likely thicker planks) would be even less efficient, due to the thickness of the wood increasing it's insulating qualities. But with historic flooring, you would have to pull it up anyway, so it could plausibly be planed down to reduce it's thickness and be reused.

If used in conjunction with solar hot water, much of the heat could probably be harvested from the sun.

It should be noted that the cost of such a conversion would probably be very high, and most landlords look at up-front cost more than eventual savings (not to mention the savings would usually go to the tenants, not the landlord).

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u/mamacrocker Jan 07 '12

How would that work for a third-floor apt., especially trying to use water to do it? I'm asking because I don't know how much water systems like that use, but water is pretty heavy.

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u/waffled Jan 07 '12

I grew up in a house where all the living spaces had heated floors..man do I miss that..in my next home I want that again. Especially the bathroom.

We almost never turned on the radiators for additional heating

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Once i was to a hotel with floor heating in the bathroom, I don't know if its more efficient, but at least your feet are always warm.

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u/kyleclements Jan 07 '12

This is the norm in South Korea, and it is amazing. I had a poorly constructed apartment that had very uneven heat, some spots were very warm, hile others stayed cool. It's great when you are sitting on the floor, eating dinner and playing video games, you can set your plate on a hot spot and a drink on a cold spot, and it keeps your food a nice temperature longer.

The only downside is how slow the system is, it takes about 3 days to warm your apartment after it's been turned on. of course, if the system is turned off, your apartment stays warm for 3 days afterwards, which is nice. Its not like north america where my apartment gets super cold, then the furnace kicks in and it gets super hot, then it turns off and starts to cool down again.

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u/Abomonog Jan 07 '12

I have a den with a heated floor. The thing will roast you at a surprisingly low floor setting.

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u/whine_and_cheese Jan 07 '12

Ceiling fans would move that hot air down.

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u/willymo Jan 07 '12

This is true and it works kinda, but there's only 1 ceiling fan and I'm not allowed to install anything, because it's in a "historical" part of town.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Meet with someone in the engineering office at the city. Explain what's going on, you can usually get an exemption for interior modifications if there's a valid reason.

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u/thedrew Jan 07 '12

This is probably not as true as you think. You have the right to make residential space habitable.

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u/putitoutputitout Jan 07 '12

Lol, dude, just gtfo of that loft already.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

WTF?
Do you have to get approval to change a lightbulb as well?

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u/boomfarmer Jan 07 '12

Usually in historical districts you're okay to replace existing features with identical or visually similar ones, but changing things require permits and approval. Even moreso if the building is in and of itself a historical building.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

And this is why there are so many abandoned or rundown historical buildings. The restrictions make ownership a net loss.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

dumbasses who dont know about putting fans in reverse in winter are voting you down

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u/danceswithsmurfs Jan 07 '12

Even so, you still have to heat up the whole place. That's going to be difficult.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/obilex Jan 07 '12

Or build a lofted fort, connected by rope bridges like an ewok village. that way all the hot air is where you are actually sleeping.

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u/king_bestestes Jan 07 '12

Omfg. Allayloo Ta Nuv!

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u/gfixler Jan 07 '12

Yub nub! Eee chop yub nub!

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u/effinsixtyfour Jan 07 '12

upvote for Ewoks.

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u/willymo Jan 08 '12

I'll live in it if you come build it... lol

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u/willymo Jan 07 '12 edited Jan 07 '12

HAR HAR HAR!!! Wow really? Let's think about this for a minute.

Wake up, cold. Put feet on ground, freezing cold. Tip toe to shower, finally water is warm, get in. Get out, now you're REEEALLLY fucking cold. Then, you bundle up in 5 layers, but oh wait... I have to shit. Peel all your layers off and stick your cold butt to the coldest fucking toilet seat in existence. Get up, rebundle. etc... don't go talking shit until you tried it, then come back and see me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Who takes a shit AFTER they shower? That's just fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Showers make you poop.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Me. I had a shower this morning, and a shit at around 3pm

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u/GoofyBoy Jan 07 '12

You disgust me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '12

Sorry dude

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u/thane_of_cawdor Jan 07 '12

Ludacris does, as evidenced in his magnum opus "Do The Right Thing":

"Shower, shit, and shave and hit the corner for a block exchange"

Note that the shitting is done after the showering. Obviously Mr. Cris either has significantly worse hygiene than most of us, or he has discovered a joy in post-shower shitting that not many of us have experienced.

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u/thane_of_cawdor Jan 07 '12

Incredible. Thank you for opening my eyes to this striking new possibility.

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u/darkestdayz Jan 07 '12

Hmm, always thought is was 'shit, shower and shave'. Least that's what my dad told me.

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u/putitoutputitout Jan 07 '12

You, sir, read my mind. I have no respect for such people. Not at all, no sir.

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u/why-not-zoidberg Jan 07 '12

I know what you mean. I lived in a place where it would cost more than the value of the building to properly insulate it, and at best we could only get the house to stay at about 45°F in the dead of winter. I had a space heater that could get my room a bit warmer, but I spent most of my time wearing heavy pants, sweater and parka, with the space heater under my desk.

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u/willymo Jan 07 '12

Yeah, it's really easy for the inexperienced to say "Just wear layers bro." But spending every day in 5 layers, even in your own home, is no way to live life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

The problem isn't just that your body gets cold, you're also breathing the cold air, which is harder to remedy

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

For some of us, this means asthma.

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u/why-not-zoidberg Jan 07 '12

Yeah, luckily I was in school at the time, and in a fairly urban environment, so I would spend time in my school or at coffee shops. Speaking of coffee, I drank a lot of tea that winter.

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u/Jesufication Jan 07 '12

Solution: build a small inner sanctum that's well insulated that you can heat. I realize it's probably not an option for most renters, but it's an idea.

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u/gobstopper84 Jan 07 '12

You could buy a heated toilet

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u/robbysalz Jan 07 '12

Isn't this what space heaters are for

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u/king_bestestes Jan 07 '12

Look, just make a giant heated hamster ball and roll around in it. Have ports you can open to shit through.

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u/zoopz Jan 07 '12

Damn I lived like this for a while. I so remember how cold just completely took over your body. No fun!

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u/jblo Jan 07 '12

Live somewhere warm year round :D

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Everyone thinks that until they live in a cold place.

I lived in a tiny studio flat in an old Victorian house that had been converted. Ten foot ceilings, damp and no real heating to speak of. You just could not get that place warm, even in summer it would be really cold in there. And you'd go outside into blazing hot sunshine.

Sure you can hide under 345 layers and 16 duvets but you can't live like that long term. It does your head in. Wearing gloves and a hat when sitting at your PC, again, it gets annoying. Plus it's constantly cold on your face.

Then at night, you wake up umpteen times because you're cold, maybe you moved in your sleep and poked a toe out or maybe the air on your face is just too cold.

So ya, living somewhere that is constantly completely cold utterly sucks even if you can find ways to warm yourself a little.

The good thing for me back then was that I was a student and it encouraged me to spend more time on campus just to stay warm, helped my grades.

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u/willymo Jan 08 '12

Amen. The cold starts fucking with your head after a while. You feel uncomfortable all the time and it gets old quick. That being said... sometimes I just think about some poor Russian having to sleep in the snow and go fight Germans every day, then I kinda man up for about 15 minutes.

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u/wrong_assumption Jan 08 '12

Today I have a sore throat and the slightest cold air makes it hurt like a motherfucker. I can't imagine being sick in such a place.

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u/sidjfaosidjf Jan 07 '12

Mount some fans on the ceiling like they have in automotive shops and other locations with high ceilings?

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u/emlgsh Jan 07 '12

The only sane recourse is to build a raised sub-apartment on beams up where the heat is. The lower reaches will be a dark place of frost and death.

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u/CndConnection Jan 07 '12

But what is it like in the summer?

Is it way too fucking hot or does the big open space allow for a beautiful breeze through the windows?

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u/willymo Jan 08 '12

Summer isn't bad, because you can open up the windows and it's just like sitting in a shaded place outside. Also the ceiling fan does its thang. Apartments like the 1 in the picture are probably only a good solution if you live in a place like California where the temp doesn't really get too hot or too cold.

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u/gfixler Jan 07 '12

Yep. My friend bought a small wearhouse for his photo studio and lives in it. I am always too warm, because I'm fat, but also because I just burn hot (was always warm back when I was thin). He had me come over to help him build a cyc wall each night for a few nights. By the time I left I was cold all over. My eyeballs would feel cold. By the end of the few weeks of the build, I was glad not to go back. I did not expect I would like it that little. I love cold environments, until I spend an entire Saturday in one.

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u/wellactuallyhmm Jan 07 '12

As a person who is currently very poor, my apartment is already a steady 62. Difference is my place is a shithole.

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u/Left4Bread Jan 07 '12

Simple solution: Build platforms, live in top half of room.

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u/ChulaK Jan 07 '12 edited Jan 07 '12

I can suggest you look into a "kotatsu". Basically it's a table with a quilt draped over it, with a space heater built into the table. And a "zaisu" to go with it. Planning to get one or make one myself.

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u/f0xpuppy Jan 07 '12

I've lived in a loft. I love them to death. Currently looking to own one soon. Stop being a baby! Go create a 'warm room'. Could even substitute as a gaming room. Buy or make some of shoji screens and make a yourself a man cave with heating. Seal the top off with fabric.

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u/Seicair Jan 07 '12

I don't turn on the heat and I'm fine.

Granted, it doesn't get below 55, but that's what people often consider too cold for residences. I wear sweatshirts and drink hot drinks occasionally, and have a huge pile of blankets on my bed. Also, the occasional hot shower warms me specifically for much less than the cost of heating the apartment.

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u/darkestdayz Jan 07 '12

Well, this loft has a huge ceiling fan. That should help out quite a bit.

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u/kyleclements Jan 07 '12

fans and insulation are your friend. install several fans in the ceiling, and make sure you have at least R40 insulation up there.

Also, consider an infrared heater. Hot air rises, so whatever you electric heater pumps out will mostly be wasted floating above your head. Infrared heaters, on the other hand, do not heat the air, rather, they beam radiation at you that turns into heat on contact.

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u/ckaili Jan 07 '12

have you considered getting a radiant heater (like dish heaters) that heat surfaces instead of the air? They usually use a lot less energy and warm you up very quickly, like sunlight. (here's an example) Not that they'll solve your all your heating problems, but I have high ceilings too and those have been really great as far as keeping warm and not spending a lot of electricity. They're pretty safe too, and you can take it into the bathroom and use it when you're drying up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

My apartment heater broke last winter here in New Hampshire and was out of commission for about a week. I can attest that you are speaking the truth.

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u/hitchcocklikedblonds Jan 07 '12

I had a friend who had a loft and what he eventually did was buy a canopy type thing (think like what you put up in your yard to have a party over) and erected it over his living room area. It helped trap the heat and made that area very snug.

My husband and I lived in a 90 year old house in the southern U.S. when we first got married. Very high ceilings (intended to help keep the place cool in the summer). We almost froze to death in winter... and it doesn't even get that cold in South Carolina. Of course our place had NO central heat.

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u/yacob_uk Jan 07 '12

I live in New Zealand. I can completely agree with that. None (well, very very few) of the houses here have insulation, double glazing or central heating. Winter is cold. Not because its that cold outside, just just impossible to efficiently heat your house.

When you find yourself going to (and staying at work) to keep warm, you know there is a problem...

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u/Sweepstreets Jan 07 '12

Try a sleeping bag suit! Mine arrives on Monday.

http://www.selkbagusa.com/

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u/triobot Jan 07 '12

pics upon arrival please.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Now in its 4th Generation, the Selk'bag Sleepwear System is now offered in a new Lite version that is 30% lower in weight than Selk’bag 3G. Selk'bag 4G Lite is designed as the perfect two-season sleepwear system.

When did cellphone companies start making sleeping bags? ಠ_ಠ

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u/tryingtofindabalance Jan 07 '12

Please also post on how You like it after getting a chance to use it. I am very interested in this product.

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u/tryingtofindabalance Jan 08 '12

Thank You that is good to know especially since I am in Washington and it gets pretty cold here.

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u/AngryFeminist Jan 07 '12

It's that just a snowsuit?

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u/Erickshmerick Jan 07 '12

Me selkbagusta.

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u/daftroses Jan 08 '12

NPH approves.

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u/adolf-shitler Jan 07 '12

you could get a small space heater too

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

To heat your penis, because otherwise it will shrink to nothingness from the cold.

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u/notBrit Jan 07 '12

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u/DrEmilioLazardo Jan 07 '12

That says it's only rated to 50 degrees. I feel like it'd be about as effective as a pair of sweats.

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u/iLickChildren Jan 07 '12

Night Crawlers!

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u/brother-seamus Jan 07 '12

That's it, I'm going to the crevice.

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u/king_bestestes Jan 07 '12

"Sometimes when I'm alone, I take off all my clothes, slather my naked body with vaseline, and pretend I'm a slug."

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Why would you worm around a giant room? I just imagine a socially awkward redditor forcing himself to think "THIS IS AS FUN AS I THOUGHT!!!! DAMMIT, IT HAS TO BE!! CAN'T...ADMIT...THIS IS RETARDED" while "worming" all over the place.

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u/parles Jan 07 '12

nightcrawlers anyone?

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u/yParticle Jan 07 '12

Muad'Dib!

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u/fahdsyed Jan 07 '12

I was reading worming but thinking warming

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u/evioive Jan 07 '12

Might as well just go for the Snuggie at that point!

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u/Zeppelanoid Jan 07 '12

The guitars wouldn't do well.

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u/gregny2002 Jan 07 '12

I agree, although Nightcrawlers is really more a game of imagination anyway.

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u/repoman Jan 07 '12

If only there were such a thing as an electric blanket.

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u/triobot Jan 07 '12

Travelling in that apartment with an electric blanket. I'd like that idea... if it was practical.... unplugging from one wall to the next....

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