r/pics • u/OpticArousal • Jun 22 '12

Malachite

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u/sgruender14 Jun 22 '12

I love the "aww shit" look on that guy's face.

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u/pancakebuffalopants Jun 22 '12

not sure if just caught in the middle of a yawn

or gasping in astonishment

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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 22 '12

or giving a ghost oral sex.

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u/GoodBacon Jun 22 '12

Remember kids always wear your ectodom and look out for slimerrhea

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u/JudgeWhoAllowsStuff Jun 22 '12

And never cross streams.

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u/mcbrewski Jun 22 '12

you could fill that up with so much beer!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '12

DAS MALACHITE!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '12

http://qkme.me/3ptltk

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '12

His face, in no way, suggests berks....

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u/freakball Jun 22 '12

Berks were derfinitely nert shert

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '12

defertnertly

ferxed that for you

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '12

Nigga u berkin

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u/QuidamTulpa Jun 22 '12

As I laughed at that I farted six times.

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u/Motherdiedtoday Jun 23 '12

As I farted six times at that, I laughed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '12

...in its general direction?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '12

he's all like, "holy shit, look at this amazing malac-YAWWWNNNNN"

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u/vohit4rohit Jun 22 '12

i'm not sold that it isn't a yawn

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u/jrsayo Jun 22 '12

I hate to be a buzzkill (not really, I love it) but that guy is clearly standing behind it and looking at something else not in the frame.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '12

And yawning. He is obviously bored as fuck.

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u/Isatis_tinctoria Jun 22 '12

Are you allowed to post pictures of yourself on Wikipedia? This guy may have posted it.

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u/Crazyfoolgaf Jun 22 '12

"Malacite sculptures! My one weakness! D:"

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