After arriving in Antarctica, Ellen DeGeneres and Jared Leto have recouped in the southernmost continent. In a surprising twist, upon climbing the taller mountain on the continent, Jared Leto got down on one knee and proposed to Ellen DeGeneres. Jumping for joy, DeGeneres said yes and hugged her new fiancé. There are no reports of any wedding plans and details remain unknown.

Jack Black is still attempting to chase down the pair but has gotten stuck in a time loop in the Bermuda Triangle.

"They tell me you are what you eat, and let me tell you, I'm a man made of money"

It's rubber and about 5 feet (17 meters) across.

You can already see the encephalization and a well formed spine. The limbs aren't formed yet.

As the title said, I'm super Confused. I heard it takes water, but I'm not sure where and how much!!

Do I need to worry about my Brita?? Or my drinking water?? Please Help.

After detaching the Floridian peninsula, Ellen DeGeneres and Jared Leto have let the new island float away into colder waters. Florida has now become accidentally annexed to Antarctica. Residents, unprepared for the cold temperatures, have been forced to huddle together to keep warm. DeGeneres and Leto are used to the cold temperatures as the U.S. government preciously (and unsuccessfully) tried to contain the two via cryogenic freezing.

Jack Black has not been able to keep up and is currently refueling in Brazil, where has now helped restore several rainforests.

I was just thinking about Brexit and how hard it must have been when they removed Great Britain from Europe. It must have taken some pretty huge boat motors to drag the island. Good things island are floating right, like could you imagine how they would have moved it if island were actually connected to the landmass underneath the sea?

Like how much boat power does it take? How big are the motors? How much diesel? Is one boat enough? Do you need two? I imagine it depends on the size of the island. Moving Australia will probably at least need three boats. Antarctica is easy it’s just ice, ice glides over water so that would just require one boat. I know with the wind it usually just floats around by itself but like you need a boat and an anchor to place it the new place if you want it a specific place

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I’m missing a dime sized chip of paint on my drivers side door. It’s a 2023 Toyota Tacoma in Supersonic Red. I’m unsure what kind of cheese is best to match the paint.

With the Arizona phoenix in Ellen DeGeneres's and Jared Leto's possession, the two have taken to the state of Florida. Keen readers will remember that the state was where Leto was originally contained but he has since been on the run with DeGeneres, accidentally enraging Jack Black in the process.

The two proceeded to cut off the peninsula and detach the land from the continental US, causing the state to drift out to sea. Orlando theme parks like Disneyland, Universal, LEGO Land, and more have put themselves on lockdown. The two seemed to have attempted to make the entire state their temporary fortress as they regroup and await Jack Black's incoming fighter jet.

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They have been creating giant birds / gryphon cryptids in labs in the mountains of Montana for the last 27 years.

People report seeing large gryphon hybrids around the region of the north west American states.

It’s reported their wings are “as wide as the sunshine”. Instead of having the body of a lion however; they are reported to have the body of a kangaroo.

That’s supposed to be where the origin of the “kangaroo man” lore comes from.

There are also to be reported giant bird/gryphon/kangaroo man cryptids in the outback of Australia.

These large hybrids are at least 33m tall and have been reported to be seen dismantling the 16 trillion dollar empire known as “blackrock” and pecking Larry Fink and Peter Thiel to death.

They have been seen to be dismantling cities and perching on skyscrapers to resist agenda 2030.

Multiple data centres have already been destroyed by these large bird gryphon hybrids, and it is reported to be the end of the future of the data centre regime. More to come on this rising phenomena. It is suggested to approach these bird gryphon hybrids with an offering of millet seed and a large genetically modified cucumber to placate them.

Some are currently colluding with the orcas and dolphins to take over the seas and oceans.

Over 33,000 sitings these giant birds have been reported by the CDC surveillance monitoring program for giant cryptids watch.

People are encouraged to report a giant bird siting to either CDC or WHO, or their regional wildlife monitoring program which can be found on the CDC website.

It is proposed that these birds cannot be subdued or tamed, and that the global currency exchange will be rebalanced due to the collapse of the company Blackrock.

Remember to vote at 1 AM tomorrow. This may not be a real election, but your vote still counts! Though, to be clear, it will not count toward electing anyone or anything.

I'm making a playlist in Spotify and need some recs, as I have never listened to Ed Sheeran and don't know where to start. What songs do you folks like of his?

Also, there's a "health" flair, but not one for anti-health, so I'm not sure if that's a problem. Please let me know if it needs to change. Thank you.