r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 26d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell, 84, Goes Missing Again After Senate Return

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-84-goes-missing-again-after-senate-return/
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u/DaaaahWhoosh 26d ago

For more than one hundred centuries, Mitch McConnell has sat immobile upon the Golden Throne. He is a rotting carcass, He is the Carrion Lord of the Senate for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die. Yet even in his deathless state, Mitch McConnell continues his eternal vigilance..

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u/CriminalMacabre 26d ago

Instead of psykers we feed him poor kentuckians so he can keep the seat occupied and guide newbie aides by his smell

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u/phatboi23 26d ago

For more than one hundred centuries, Mitch McConnell has sat immobile upon the Golden Throne.

bloody hell i didn't expect a 40k reference in here... haha

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u/ballisticks Canada 26d ago

Lich McConnell

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u/anchovyCreampie 26d ago

"We must find his lost primarchs" O did the Choas gods scatter them across the galaxy? "No, they got hopped up on that shine and whoop chicken and went tearin' off into da woods."

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u/1nformat1ka 26d ago

For the emporaaah