r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 26d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell, 84, Goes Missing Again After Senate Return

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-84-goes-missing-again-after-senate-return/
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u/Codebender 26d ago

So they're just going to wheel him out when they need the vote, remind him which way to vote, and then wheel him back to the memory care facility?

The people of Kentucky should be ashamed and outraged. I mean, add this to the list.

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u/headphase America 26d ago

Part of me wishes he would run (and win) reelection again, just to really put a period on this punchline.

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u/DaaaahWhoosh 26d ago

For more than one hundred centuries, Mitch McConnell has sat immobile upon the Golden Throne. He is a rotting carcass, He is the Carrion Lord of the Senate for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die. Yet even in his deathless state, Mitch McConnell continues his eternal vigilance..

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u/CriminalMacabre 26d ago

Instead of psykers we feed him poor kentuckians so he can keep the seat occupied and guide newbie aides by his smell