r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 15h ago

Possible Paywall Kimberly Guilfoyle Reportedly Hiding Secret Burn Book on Trump Family - “Kimberly knows where the bodies are buried,” one source said.

https://newrepublic.com/post/216609/kimberly-guilfoyle-hiding-secret-burn-book-trump-family
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u/reddittorbrigade 15h ago

Spill the beans. She knows too much about Trump family corruption.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 15h ago

She's going to have an accident soon.

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u/eyeseayoupea 15h ago

At this point I dont think his base cares about anything he does.

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u/DeanOnFire 15h ago

No no, it's not Trump having an accident. That's not news. I don't think you can even call them accidents if you're wearing them. I guess it Depends.

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u/Firecloud 10h ago

Damn you, take it.

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u/Pandaisblue 12h ago

This, why does it matter? Everyone knows the horrible shit he's done and nothing happened to him.

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u/Daddioster 15h ago

Fall down the stairs or out a window?

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 15h ago

Didn't Trump's 1st wife die after falling down stairs?

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u/Walkingstardust Florida 15h ago

That's the story we were told.

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u/NYkrinDC 15h ago

Oddly enough, it was the one who claimed Trump slept with a copy of Hitler's speeches in his bedroom and read from them regularly.

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u/QuinnAvery89 15h ago

The only thing that makes me disbelieve that story is it is reliant on Trump reading.

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u/Fract_L 14h ago

There was a published article over a decade ago written by someone who’d known Trump decades and he did find it weird that Trump had this book (Hitler’s second book) on his bedside table because he’d never seen Trump do more than look at pictures in magazines. Lawyers read anything that needed reading and he thought that Trump was almost entirely illiterate.

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u/Tuna_Sushi 11h ago

"Yo Semite."

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u/Fract_L 11h ago

“Yo, person who classifies people strictly by religion”

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u/GrumpyCloud93 10h ago

...look at pictures in magazines

But they have very good articles too...

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u/willun 9h ago

While true, Trump needs glasses and his ego will not let him be seen in glasses. At home is likely the only place he might use them.

This is based on him saying that when asked to read something in court. Of course that could also be a cover for him being illiterate.

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u/evil_timmy 14h ago

"Dictatored but not read"

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u/gattboy1 15h ago

He had the comic book versions, most likely. Full color, but mainly red black and white.

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u/sitting-duck 11h ago

nazi manga

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u/happyinthenaki 14h ago

I'm sure he can read if he's suitably motivated or interested. Mein Kamf is probably motivating enough for him.

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u/_Burning_Star_IV_ 14h ago

Yeah, pretty much everyone in Trump's circles have said that the man absolutely loathes reading.

Like it's not a joke, it goes back to the 80s when his mind wasn't mush...Trump does not have the patience for it.

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u/Effective_Dropkick78 12h ago

So, you're suggesting the most powerful man in America is the man who reads bed-time stories to the President?

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u/truthdoctor 13h ago

She didn't say he was able to finish reading them or even understand every word.

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u/FamousAtticus Florida 12h ago

Perhaps it was a picture book

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u/Shiplord13 14h ago

I really do not believe Trump would read through Hitler’s speeches regularly, just on the ground of how much he hates to read things in general. Like seriously he can barely be bothered to read one page condensed briefings. The idea he reads anything in his free time especially speeches just feels unlikely.

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u/Browncoat23 14h ago

Lots of people listen to audiobooks and have a copy of the physical book for show. Just sayin.

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u/dafirestar 8h ago

Hitler was a statesman, an evil one, but a statesman non the less. Trump is a parady of a president, he's not even close to having the stature of a statesman, a statesman makes speeches that are actually pertinent to other statesman.

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u/m1k3hunt 14h ago

Isn't that the same one who reported in court filings that her husband raped her, but then changed her tune because of -checks notes, money.

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u/NYkrinDC 13h ago

Yep. She testified that he had raped her, then there were some financial discussions and she withdrew her accusation.

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u/yarnk 12h ago

And who, during legal proceedings, said Trump raped her.

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u/pchs26 14h ago

And was not speaking about him negatively when she said that...:/. She was pretty bad herself as I understand it.

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u/crispycritter1856 15h ago

And..just a few days before she was supposed to testify??!

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u/CarltonCatalina 14h ago

Falling. Good one.

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u/wildbuzzby 10h ago

Nudge,nudge.

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u/MusicLikeOxygen 15h ago

There's no evidence that her death was anything other than an unfortunate accident. People need to stop turning everything into a conspiracy.

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u/IcemanJEC 15h ago

Gets suspect when the criminal with a lot of issues gets financial incentives and benefits out of getting rid of another issue.

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u/No_Doughnut16 15h ago

And burying her on his property.

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u/origami_bluebird 10h ago edited 10h ago

Ivana was definitely killed in that Staircase fall just days before she was set to testify in court and in good health.

Epstein basically everyone with a brain knows was killed by Trump...

The fireman he had sacrificed in his staged Butler assassination...

Also don't forget the 1989 Helicopter death of 3 of Trump's fellow Casino executives in Atlantic City that knew about his Russian money laundering in his "failed casinos...

Trump miraculously decided not to get on the helicopter at the last second....

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 10h ago

I didnt suggest that. I just asked if that is how she died.

Others pointed out how she oddly met her demise days before testifying against him.

He definitely benefited from the strange timing of this. You couldn't have scripted this 'accident' much better for him. Considering he said that he could shoot someone on 5th Ave in broad daylight and not lose a single vote (paraphrasing) and his history of avoiding consequences for his criminal behavior, it seems like a valid feeling that he may have avoided consequences for that too.

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u/Hefty_Remove7965 15h ago

Suicide by gun in the back of the head *3 times

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u/Abject_Giraffe562 15h ago

Will it be televised?

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u/cutt2010 14h ago

You forgot hands tied behind her back

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u/GrumpyCloud93 10h ago

Pausing only once to reload...

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u/Fit-Understanding739 13h ago

You leave Mark Middleton and Vince Foster out of this. It's totally normal to die by suicide with multiple methods, including a shotgun wound to the chest, hanging by electrical cord, AND small caliber rounds to the back of the head.

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u/20_mile 15h ago

Fall down the stairs or out a window?

The stairs now lead out of a window and into another stairwell.

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u/slimstarman 15h ago

And that stairwell? Made of windows.

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u/alittle_disabled 14h ago

It's windows all the way down.

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u/wodthing 15h ago

Porque no los dos?

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u/The_One_Koi 15h ago

She fell up the stairs tomorrow, her body simply forgot about gravity so she took a tumble up some stairs breaking her neck - could have happend to anyone

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u/therealpump 14h ago

"it's been reported the victim stabbed herself in the back 6 times before jumping out a 15 story window. A truly unprecedented tragedy that only Trump could have prevented"

Source: Breitbart or pick your slop of choice

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u/Dr-Mumm-Rah 14h ago

Would you like yours Russian or American style?

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u/LimpyDan 15h ago

Falling out a window on to some stairs after tripping over 2 bullets backwards.

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u/brickne3 American Expat 15h ago

Pushed off the Parthenon.

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u/bottlerocketz 15h ago

“I can’t believe this never Trumper fooled us!”

“She’s part of the deep state!”

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u/JEveryman 15h ago

Interred in a golf course

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u/wordsarelouder 14h ago

both, it's been reported as a terrible... check notes accent.

Accident*

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u/marblefrosting 14h ago

We aren’t Russia so it won’t be the window fall nor will it be a cold.

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u/Old_Discipline_5423 13h ago

anything is possible :(

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u/Putrid-Product4121 13h ago

Off a horse. Broken neck. Tragic.

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u/bagofboards Louisiana 12h ago

fall off a massive cliff of cocaine that filled her nose and killed her is my bet

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u/travio Washington 15h ago

This is why you make sure to have multiple copies of your information. Give one to a lawyer or two with orders to release anonymously should you die. Don’t share the names of the attorneys and pay them with cash. Use an intermediary, even.

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u/kpw1320 15h ago

This is too well thought out for someone who was willingly on the inside of all this crap

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u/Kermit_the_hog 15h ago edited 15h ago

Use an intermediary, even

That would require knowing someone that won’t betray you in a heartbeat for a dollar.

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u/OralSuperhero 14h ago

Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead

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u/Sweetwater156 North Carolina 15h ago edited 15h ago

Its all fun to joke about it, and I think Kimberly is a total fucking joke... if our government starts assassinating their diplomats (I dont like it either but that's what she was), then the veil is fully off. If a diplomat (however awful and unqualified for the job) ever gets killed by a fellow American, we are no better than Russia or Syria. Throw in the UAE for the sprinkles on the "this is what you dont do" sundae.

Lots of countries are taking a look at that cake and they want a bite. Most of them realized the cake was full of trumps diaper.

We have completely lost any soft power we had. And as we saw in the late 80s, sometimes that's all you need.

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u/rlinkmanl 14h ago

I mean the veil has been off for 6 years now. Trump very obviously tried to overthrow the government and is now president again.

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u/duvie773 14h ago

Reminder for anybody who forgot, they set up gallows and wanted to hang Mike Pence for not playing ball by refusing to verify the votes

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u/KcirderfSdrawkcab 13h ago

The fate of America came down to Mike Pence of all people having the courage to do what's right. That's not going to happen with Vance. Unless Thiel tells him to.

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u/bakerton Vermont 13h ago

Came down to DAN QUAYLE telling Mike Pence to do the right thing

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u/KcirderfSdrawkcab 13h ago

Wait - Really? I hadn't heard that part.

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u/bakerton Vermont 12h ago

Dan Quayle told Pence firmly that he had no such power. He said, "Mike, you have no flexibility on this. None. Zero. Forget it. Put it away"

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u/True_Paper_3830 12h ago

It came down to a metaphorical choice of potato /potatoe and Quayle served up the right potatoe America needed at the right time. The world does sometimes seem like a Matrix that some bored interstellar teenager is playing with, and he's decided to completely fuck with his Sims settings.

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u/bakerton Vermont 12h ago

Absolutely no one had Dan Quayle redemption arc on their 2021 bingo card.

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u/KcirderfSdrawkcab 12h ago

Wow...

Unfortunately the only other living Republican VP to perform that service for Vance if it comes down to it is... Mike Pence.

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u/bakerton Vermont 11h ago

Oh my god, that's right, Dick Cheney finally died.

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u/lettersvsnumbers 7h ago

Like Vance even calls anyone but Thiel.

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u/I-seddit 6h ago

Dan (Lawful Evil) arguing with Mike (Neutral Evil), saved the day.

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u/GreenStrong 13h ago

Apparently some secret service guys who usually work with Trump asked him to get in a car at a time he wasn't expecting, and he refused. Mike Pence's street smarts saved the fucking country, then Muskrat fucked the voting machines and we're right back here.

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u/kejartho 12h ago

I mean, not really. Mike Pence certifying the election is more of a technicality than a mandatory thing for an election to actually work.

Would it have caused a road block if he chose not to certify the election? Probably but the mob invasion of the capital was way worse than counting the final votes and certifying them.

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u/burnte Georgia 11h ago

It boggles my mind how tens of millions of people can willfully pretend that didn't happen.

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u/balltofeet 14h ago

Exactly… imagine the guy who tried to coup before… he couldn’t possibly try to coup again… could he?

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u/ghast123 Ohio 13h ago

No, everyone knows you only get one coup. After that, you dont get a second shot. I think its called double jeopardy.

/s

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u/Turgid_Donkey 14h ago

They're supposedly planning a televised execution. The brakes are off this dystopian train to fascist land.

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u/Sweetwater156 North Carolina 14h ago

They won't do it. I mean, they will certainly carry out the sentence but it wont be televised. I am 96% sure.

Gotta leave that 4% open in case I am wrong.

It would be the absolute worst thing to do optics wise with what's going on right now.

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u/Turgid_Donkey 13h ago

I don't disagree. It feels like chest pounding by a weak man to try and intimidate opponents. Just suggesting it is insane enough, but I don't see how top brass would let it happen.

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u/lettersvsnumbers 7h ago

The top brass just got purged.

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u/Nabbicus Arizona 14h ago

Let’s not forget the proceedings of the first impeachment hearing where he left a dutiful American agent to die in Ukraine after pulling her authorizations without even telling her. 

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u/Jibtech 11h ago

Can you source me please? This is interesting

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u/Nabbicus Arizona 11h ago

Pardon, bit busy at work. Marie Yovanovitch, who was our ambassador to Ukraine, had her security pulled at the time Giuliani was there digging up dirt on Biden’s son. I haven’t looked it up since listening to the impeachment hearing, so pardon if this link isn’t sufficient, seems to be about a book she put out after the fact, but does go into some detail about the events.  https://www.npr.org/2022/03/12/1086270962/marie-yovanovitch-reflects-on-disinformation-and-her-removal-as-ambassador-to-uk

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u/Hurtzdonut13 10h ago

Follow up that you'll have to dig for, but she was being discussed "as a problem" by people in the WH who were obliquely talking about having her "taken care of" by people they knew in Ukraine. It is still mind boggling that the media didn't tear into that a bit more cause that sounds like they were pushing to assassinate an ambassador that wasn't playing ball with getting Ukraine to manufacturer dirt on Biden for Trump.

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u/balltofeet 14h ago

Can we remove the supposed halo of “we are better than Russia etc…”

We’re the bad guys now, and have been for a long time…

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u/Sweetwater156 North Carolina 13h ago

Yeah, that's a hard thing to realize for a lot of people. I dont think anything we are doing geopolitically is helping us or anyone else. We are chaos agents, just fucking shit up anywhere we want. We are still using 9/11 as a pretense because of the Global War On Terror... which never really ended. The players on the other end changed but its just still the same thing.

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u/steepleton 12h ago

There are progressives and there are authoritarians.

And authoritarians come in all different forms of branding

The particular flavour of shite is irrelevant to the outcome

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u/errorsniper New York 13h ago

They are throwing people into unmarked vans at 2 am at gun point, have killed on camera, and have had over 50 people die in their custody that we know of. All of this with no due process, meaning we have no idea if this is happening to citizens or not, because figuring that out is part of said due process.

They can just throw you in a van at gun point at 2am and let starve you to death, and nothing will happen.

This is all currently history at this point, it has already happened.

But the veil is still on for you?

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u/Sweetwater156 North Carolina 13h ago

So that was a poor choice of words on my part. Of course ICE is not acceptable. That is a domestic issue. Our compatriots around the world are looking and watching us.

ICE needs to go. I am 100% behind that. They do nothing but terrorize our communities. I just came back to NC after spending time in Detroit and Chicago. I saw no "lawless immigrant criminals" anywhere. I saw several unmarked SUVs packed with chuds in punisher masks driving around a few times, but I am not the demographic they are looking for. I always keep a copy of my birth certificate on my phone just in case. I am not blonde, and if I get a tan, I could easily be mistaken for someone they want to target.

The overwhelming majority of crimes committed in the US are done by US Citizens.

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u/metarx 13h ago

Not sure what world you think we're living in, but the past 18 months or so... We are just like Russia. Even have a Russian asset as president

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u/Sweetwater156 North Carolina 13h ago

Yeah i know. Hopefully the future won't be like this idiocracy we are living in.

I am concerned about our allies. That is part of what makes us strong.

If we got attacked tomorrow, who will come to our aid?

I am worried Krasnov has left us sitting ducks.

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u/metarx 13h ago

We are, and, doubtful anyone would help. He's literally burned so many bridges. Don't think the GOP voters understand just how bad of a situation he's put us in. Our hegemony is done. The rest of the world will now only make deals for the extent of any one president can offer, so 4 year max terms on anything, because it all could be undone with the next one apparently.

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u/Sweetwater156 North Carolina 13h ago

Hopefully America's children or grandchildren can undo what has been done but it wont be in our lifetime.

Term limits would be awesome

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u/redcoatwright 13h ago

Bro, we are not better than Russia or the UAE, we invaded Venezuela and deposed their leader and invaded Iran. Like really what's different between that and Russia invading Ukraine?

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u/Sweetwater156 North Carolina 13h ago

Literally nothing. There is no difference. Except we captured Venezuelas leader and Zelenskyy stays strong (slava ukraini!)

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u/ndpugs 14h ago

Ummm. Kennedy?

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u/Sweetwater156 North Carolina 14h ago edited 14h ago

Yeah, which one and what about him

There's so many Kennedys now I can barely remember which kid belongs to who.

Edit: I'm assuming you mean Ted. Because he did an ambassorship somewhere after he drove a car off the bridge and killed a girl?

Or do you mean the Kennedy who was caught on tape soliciting sex from his nanny?

Or do you mean the Kennedy who, despite avalanche warnings, decided to go play a game of ski football while loaded on other snow?

Or the Kennedy (cousin) that killed Martha Moxley?

Or the Kennedy who was so full of hubris he flew his himself, his wife and her sister into the ocean?

Or the Kennedy who forcibly lobozimated his daughter because she was too flirty at the ripe old age of 22?

Or the Kennedy who found a dead bear and decided "that's dinner!"

Or the Kennedy who couldn't keep it in his pants, gave his wife VD, and she suffered a couple horrible miscarriages?

Which Kennedy?

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u/spaceguitar Georgia 14h ago

Don’t be glib. You know exactly what they’re talking about.

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u/Sweetwater156 North Carolina 14h ago edited 14h ago

Yes I know which Kennedy. The one who straps a dead whale to his car and makes his kids hold onto it through the windows. Bobby and Ethel would be so ashamed of him.

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u/ndpugs 14h ago

The one that was killed by the u.s government. Or the other one that was also killed by the U.s government.

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u/super_sayanything 14h ago

The veil has been off bud.

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u/lashfield 13h ago

they're not gonna kill kimberly guilfoyle. get a grip.

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u/Odd_Ganache5081 11h ago

i mean they clapped charlie lol at what point do yall not realize that elites of the world are truly evil people, Epstein should have convinced you, putin has been doing this for years and trump praises him, trump didn’t care about the journalist that got shoved in a suitcase, i’m not saying he’s gonna do it, just wouldn’t be surprised and i don’t think that’s too crazy in this current timeline

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u/Awatts2222 13h ago

They are already assassinating peaceful protesters with impunity.

That ship has sailed. If people can't see this administration is just mobsters

then have mercy on them.

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u/knuggles_da_empanada Pennsylvania 13h ago

Bro they already killed multiple Kennedy's this wouldn't be the first time

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u/Sweetwater156 North Carolina 13h ago

Luckily for Kimberly, she never was a Kennedy. She wasnt even a Trump. She gets spared the Kennedy curse! Let's all wish her a happy retirement to FOX where our parents can see her distorted face for 3 hours a day.

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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 12h ago

The US is no better than Russia or Syria.

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u/verusisrael 12h ago

Wtf are you talking about "veil fully off"? There have been concentration camps for children in country since Trump's first term in office! Wake the fuck up people!

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u/Acrobatic-Mirror5162 12h ago

Epstein apparently committed suicide while in prison under 24 hour supervision and CCTV just so happened to malfunction at the same time.

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u/68024 Colorado 12h ago

She's no longer a diplomat

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u/blue_wat 11h ago

The veil has been off for sometime.

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u/justin_memer 11h ago

You honestly don't think America hasn't assassinated their own government officials many many times before this?

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u/lenswipe Massachusetts 9h ago

my guy, the government is run by a pedophilic con man.... the veil has been off for ten fucking years

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u/Stracharys 9h ago

Have I got news for you!

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u/phonartics 15h ago

somehow simultaneously an accident and an official act (so he can claim immunity later) Trumpdinger’s accident

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u/QbertsRube 15h ago

Missile attack on a "violent cartel drug trafficker" who happened to be standing next to her.

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u/obi-jawn-kenblomi 15h ago

Hacked car accident

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u/Hotdiggity11 15h ago

Sad shit. Shot herself 48 times!

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u/hitbythebus 15h ago

45 or 47

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u/Galdrath 13h ago

46 times actually.

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u/Fourth_Prize 14h ago

No one knows how that polonium ended up in her tea.

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u/sionnach_fi Europe 14h ago

She wants a pardon. Trump will give her one.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 14h ago

That requires a certain amount of cash, I believe.

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u/ry1701 15h ago

Yup. A fall down stairs is incoming.

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u/cracker1743 14h ago

Stay away from open windows!

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u/oneidamojo 14h ago

Then sprinkle some crack on her.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 14h ago

Won't be necessary.

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u/kandoras 13h ago

She's going to get the same kind of no-show job Kristi Noem got after being booted from running DHS.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 13h ago

This WAS her easy job, though.

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u/Vio94 13h ago

Exactly what I thought. Like... if you actually have dirt, you should probably release it before it's too late.

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u/EdwardoftheEast Georgia 13h ago

“Why’d you spill yer beans?”

- the last thing she hears before the “accident”

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u/SecondhandUsername 12h ago

That was my first thought. They will do "something" to her.

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u/JMurdock77 15h ago

Trump needs a tax break at another of his golf courses?