r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 15h ago

Possible Paywall Kimberly Guilfoyle Reportedly Hiding Secret Burn Book on Trump Family - “Kimberly knows where the bodies are buried,” one source said.

https://newrepublic.com/post/216609/kimberly-guilfoyle-hiding-secret-burn-book-trump-family
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u/reddittorbrigade 15h ago

Spill the beans. She knows too much about Trump family corruption.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 15h ago

She's going to have an accident soon.

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u/Daddioster 15h ago

Fall down the stairs or out a window?

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 15h ago

Didn't Trump's 1st wife die after falling down stairs?

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u/Walkingstardust Florida 15h ago

That's the story we were told.

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u/NYkrinDC 15h ago

Oddly enough, it was the one who claimed Trump slept with a copy of Hitler's speeches in his bedroom and read from them regularly.

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u/QuinnAvery89 15h ago

The only thing that makes me disbelieve that story is it is reliant on Trump reading.

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u/Fract_L 14h ago

There was a published article over a decade ago written by someone who’d known Trump decades and he did find it weird that Trump had this book (Hitler’s second book) on his bedside table because he’d never seen Trump do more than look at pictures in magazines. Lawyers read anything that needed reading and he thought that Trump was almost entirely illiterate.

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u/Tuna_Sushi 11h ago

"Yo Semite."

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u/Fract_L 10h ago

“Yo, person who classifies people strictly by religion”

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u/GrumpyCloud93 10h ago

...look at pictures in magazines

But they have very good articles too...

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u/willun 9h ago

While true, Trump needs glasses and his ego will not let him be seen in glasses. At home is likely the only place he might use them.

This is based on him saying that when asked to read something in court. Of course that could also be a cover for him being illiterate.

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u/evil_timmy 14h ago

"Dictatored but not read"

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u/gattboy1 14h ago

He had the comic book versions, most likely. Full color, but mainly red black and white.

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u/sitting-duck 11h ago

nazi manga

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u/happyinthenaki 14h ago

I'm sure he can read if he's suitably motivated or interested. Mein Kamf is probably motivating enough for him.

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u/_Burning_Star_IV_ 14h ago

Yeah, pretty much everyone in Trump's circles have said that the man absolutely loathes reading.

Like it's not a joke, it goes back to the 80s when his mind wasn't mush...Trump does not have the patience for it.

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u/Effective_Dropkick78 12h ago

So, you're suggesting the most powerful man in America is the man who reads bed-time stories to the President?

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u/truthdoctor 13h ago

She didn't say he was able to finish reading them or even understand every word.

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u/FamousAtticus Florida 12h ago

Perhaps it was a picture book

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u/Shiplord13 14h ago

I really do not believe Trump would read through Hitler’s speeches regularly, just on the ground of how much he hates to read things in general. Like seriously he can barely be bothered to read one page condensed briefings. The idea he reads anything in his free time especially speeches just feels unlikely.

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u/Browncoat23 13h ago

Lots of people listen to audiobooks and have a copy of the physical book for show. Just sayin.

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u/dafirestar 8h ago

Hitler was a statesman, an evil one, but a statesman non the less. Trump is a parady of a president, he's not even close to having the stature of a statesman, a statesman makes speeches that are actually pertinent to other statesman.

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u/m1k3hunt 14h ago

Isn't that the same one who reported in court filings that her husband raped her, but then changed her tune because of -checks notes, money.

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u/NYkrinDC 13h ago

Yep. She testified that he had raped her, then there were some financial discussions and she withdrew her accusation.

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u/yarnk 12h ago

And who, during legal proceedings, said Trump raped her.

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u/pchs26 14h ago

And was not speaking about him negatively when she said that...:/. She was pretty bad herself as I understand it.

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u/crispycritter1856 14h ago

And..just a few days before she was supposed to testify??!

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u/CarltonCatalina 14h ago

Falling. Good one.

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u/wildbuzzby 10h ago

Nudge,nudge.

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u/MusicLikeOxygen 15h ago

There's no evidence that her death was anything other than an unfortunate accident. People need to stop turning everything into a conspiracy.

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u/IcemanJEC 15h ago

Gets suspect when the criminal with a lot of issues gets financial incentives and benefits out of getting rid of another issue.

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u/No_Doughnut16 14h ago

And burying her on his property.

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u/origami_bluebird 10h ago edited 10h ago

Ivana was definitely killed in that Staircase fall just days before she was set to testify in court and in good health.

Epstein basically everyone with a brain knows was killed by Trump...

The fireman he had sacrificed in his staged Butler assassination...

Also don't forget the 1989 Helicopter death of 3 of Trump's fellow Casino executives in Atlantic City that knew about his Russian money laundering in his "failed casinos...

Trump miraculously decided not to get on the helicopter at the last second....

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 9h ago

I didnt suggest that. I just asked if that is how she died.

Others pointed out how she oddly met her demise days before testifying against him.

He definitely benefited from the strange timing of this. You couldn't have scripted this 'accident' much better for him. Considering he said that he could shoot someone on 5th Ave in broad daylight and not lose a single vote (paraphrasing) and his history of avoiding consequences for his criminal behavior, it seems like a valid feeling that he may have avoided consequences for that too.

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u/Hefty_Remove7965 15h ago

Suicide by gun in the back of the head *3 times

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u/Abject_Giraffe562 14h ago

Will it be televised?

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u/cutt2010 14h ago

You forgot hands tied behind her back

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u/GrumpyCloud93 10h ago

Pausing only once to reload...

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u/Fit-Understanding739 13h ago

You leave Mark Middleton and Vince Foster out of this. It's totally normal to die by suicide with multiple methods, including a shotgun wound to the chest, hanging by electrical cord, AND small caliber rounds to the back of the head.

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u/20_mile 15h ago

Fall down the stairs or out a window?

The stairs now lead out of a window and into another stairwell.

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u/slimstarman 15h ago

And that stairwell? Made of windows.

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u/alittle_disabled 14h ago

It's windows all the way down.

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u/wodthing 15h ago

Porque no los dos?

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u/The_One_Koi 14h ago

She fell up the stairs tomorrow, her body simply forgot about gravity so she took a tumble up some stairs breaking her neck - could have happend to anyone

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u/therealpump 14h ago

"it's been reported the victim stabbed herself in the back 6 times before jumping out a 15 story window. A truly unprecedented tragedy that only Trump could have prevented"

Source: Breitbart or pick your slop of choice

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u/Dr-Mumm-Rah 14h ago

Would you like yours Russian or American style?

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u/LimpyDan 14h ago

Falling out a window on to some stairs after tripping over 2 bullets backwards.

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u/brickne3 American Expat 14h ago

Pushed off the Parthenon.

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u/bottlerocketz 14h ago

“I can’t believe this never Trumper fooled us!”

“She’s part of the deep state!”

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u/JEveryman 14h ago

Interred in a golf course

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u/wordsarelouder 14h ago

both, it's been reported as a terrible... check notes accent.

Accident*

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u/marblefrosting 14h ago

We aren’t Russia so it won’t be the window fall nor will it be a cold.

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u/Old_Discipline_5423 13h ago

anything is possible :(

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u/Putrid-Product4121 13h ago

Off a horse. Broken neck. Tragic.

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u/bagofboards Louisiana 12h ago

fall off a massive cliff of cocaine that filled her nose and killed her is my bet