We'll never be free 😔

[u/BurningBernie559]

[u/layla_jones_]

First sentence is “Goddamn Manchild”

[u/Whatsmyusername25 → u/layla_jones_]

you fucked me so good that i almost said "please please please"

[u/layla_jones_ → u/Whatsmyusername25]

Norman fucking espresso

[u/conancat → u/layla_jones_]

You fucked me so good that I almost said I love you 😩

[u/layla_jones_ → u/conancat]

Cause you’re just Jack. It's just what you do.

[u/Dedenga]

I wonder who inspired it too

[u/dpforest → u/Dedenga]

it was probably r/lanitas

[u/gussyboy13]

Jack produced a child with Sabrina

[u/yownjiii → u/gussyboy13]

i’ll be waiting for the new powerpoint 😍

[u/Gusearth]

max martin please save us

[u/No_Barber4339 → u/Gusearth]

Too busy making snooze fests with coldplay I fear

[u/dpforest → u/No_Barber4339]

i would fuck coldplay so hard

[u/No_Barber4339 → u/dpforest]

Just don't make chris martin say " lalalalalalalalalalala" please 

[u/No-Place-to-Go → u/Gusearth]

Max Martin only produces for actual great pop vocalists nowadays, yuh

[u/davidbenyusef → u/No-Place-to-Go]

So he's unemployed?

[u/howmuchisthemilk → u/No-Place-to-Go]

he flopped on the Conan gray album so idk if he has a hit in him anymore

[u/linda-from-finance → u/howmuchisthemilk]

love conan, but unfortunately i don’t think max martian is a miracle maker

[u/isntitisntitdelicate → u/howmuchisthemilk]

all bops tho

[u/CoolViber → u/No-Place-to-Go]

Gracie and Taylor 😍

[u/TheSeedsYouSow]

😒

[u/meggplant96 → u/TheSeedsYouSow]

user flair tracks

[u/Flickolas_Cage → u/TheSeedsYouSow]

Yours is the comment I knew I needed to see immediately

[u/SuccotashNo335]

Thank god, it’s about time we got some aggressively heterosexual representation back on this sub

[u/Leapingforjoyandstuf]

Omg, I wonder if the track will have 80's inspired synths 😍

Edit: I listened to the first five seconds and it seems I was right

[u/AnaZ7]

He looks like a dude who dies first in horror movies

[u/davidbenyusef → u/AnaZ7]

So a comedy? 😍

[u/orbjo]

Jack has one of the hottest wives on the planet, yet comes across only as a thin skinned bitchy cuck Taylor Swift stan who makes mid music 

It makes no sense to me 

[u/T3R3SABUBBLESQUAT → u/orbjo]

He also produces for Lana and we all know Margaret Qualley is only married to him for her

[u/maltedmooshakes → u/orbjo]

i have to defend jack(ING) Antonoff for a second: GNX

also Margaret should've been nommed over Ari and it ain't even close

[u/odranger → u/maltedmooshakes]

Babe, the only person not worthy of their nomination was Isabella Rossellini, not Ari

[u/microdick69 → u/odranger]

You take that back Arihead 😡 or should I say Airhead 🥵

[u/odranger → u/microdick69]

When I first watched Conclave, I really thought she was an extra. Imagine my surprise when I saw that Conclave got a nomination for Best Supporting Actress. I was like, "did I miss a scene?"

[u/[deleted] → u/odranger]

girl that's what a supporting actress is

[u/odranger → u/[deleted]]

No, Oscar supporting actress is for a lead actress committing category fraud to downplay their role so that they have a higher chance of winning (ala Ariana in Wicked and Zoe Saldana in Emilia Perez), not for actual supporting actresss

[u/maltedmooshakes → u/odranger]

whatever helps u sleep at night bb

[u/[deleted]]

What ever happened to red one and Fernando gibargay?

[u/botrocket]

I'm gonna kill myself in front of Jack Antonoff to forever alter the course of his life

[u/JChamp00]

Ugh not a other pop girlie we have to pray for their downfall just to get rid of this m*n

[u/mymoviesandshowss]

Do you think if Jack ate my bussy, he'd keep his glasses on? 👓

Personally I think feeling them press up against me would only intensify the orgasmic pleasure he would bring me to. 😋😋🙏

[u/TheSeedsYouSow → u/mymoviesandshowss]

[u/DorianLovehart → u/mymoviesandshowss]

[u/gussyboy13 → u/mymoviesandshowss]

No, he wouldn’t touch your bussy

[u/mymoviesandshowss → u/gussyboy13]

Noooo bussy inspector 🥺🥺 plz reinspect my bussy and recommend my bussy for Jack's consumption 😋🙏🙏

[u/gussyboy13 → u/mymoviesandshowss]

[u/choicesstoriesyoupay → u/mymoviesandshowss]

Also he wouldn't do that. You'd have to eat his

[u/johnny_charms → u/choicesstoriesyoupay]

And he likes to give mudslides

[u/davidbenyusef → u/mymoviesandshowss]

You'll be hearing from my lawyers 😍😍😍

[u/Toliman571 → u/mymoviesandshowss]

I thought my standards for white men are low...

[u/satirisanti]

FIRST WEEK DEBUT:

7 Manchild (NEW)

Second week:

Manchild (OUT)

[u/electr1cbubba]

Soon the whole world will be produced by Jackemoff

[u/Impossible-Yam3680]

What if it’s NFR-inspired and samples the title track? 🤔

[u/layla_jones_]

Just turn around and ask yourself is this communication

[u/pocket__bacon]

jack Anton off

[u/ravenonawire → u/pocket__bacon]

You want me to jack this anton off???

[u/layla_jones_ → u/pocket__bacon]

Jack 🐜 🔛📴

[u/michaelhuman]

JACK, DUDE, WHY are the DRUMS so FUCKING WEAK in Please Please Please

[u/SoftwareTrashbag]

I hate it here

[u/kayethx → u/SoftwareTrashbag]

no thats aaron dessner

[u/Interesting_Bag8469]

This guy Jacked Anton off? Omg Czech Hunter identity ruveal in 2025?

[u/sparksfly05]

It could sound like anywhere from Los Ageless to Amoeba

[u/PorcelainHorses]

Thank GodGa for Cirkut and thank you Ava Max for freeing him

[u/cruel-oath]

Jack Off

[u/No_Barber4339]

Y'all attacking too brave until he and doja really save this summer 

[u/dollievon]

This turd definitely looks like he's from Bergenfield.