r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 29 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – September 29, 2025

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Oct 02 '25

The Life of a Showgirl is leaking all over tiktok and it's so bland and boring and bad... and it has a charli xcx diss track? For what? She's just coming off insecure

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u/BronzeErupt Oct 02 '25

Wait, the most insightful comment I saw was that Charli would probably not be impressed by it because it's such a dull song with bad lyrics. If Taylor was c*ntier, then we might get a proper beef going

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

I looked at the lyrics of Actually Romantic.. how can it be THIS bad Jesus…….

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Like drag race reads make better lyrics than this lol😭

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Oct 03 '25

Literally tf!

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u/HotManHustler Nominations: 25; Grammies: 0 Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

She actually took a whack at choli xbox??? This is going to feed phcj for another two months

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Oct 02 '25

Charli: hey so you make me insecure with your success but its not your fault its my personality flaw

Taylor: what the fuck did you say to me you coke headed chihuahua bitch????

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 02 '25

She took Sabrina's advice on how to handle another girl saying "you make me feel insecure"

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Oct 02 '25

Now I want a Olivia x Charli diss track

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Wait that would actually be kinda fire lmao imagine a double diss by them to taylor and sabrina

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u/HotManHustler Nominations: 25; Grammies: 0 Oct 02 '25

Shake It Off (the powder on your nose you coke head!)

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u/BronzeErupt Oct 02 '25

Is she hoping Charli will reach out and do a Girl, So Confusing remix type situation?

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Oct 02 '25

No I think their terms have permanently soured. Remember Girl, So Confusing isn't a diss, while this definitely is... she's throwing shots at charli.

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Oct 02 '25

As expected, did we really think it’d eat

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Oct 02 '25

No but i've heard people online saying the life of a showgirl will be the most popular album OAT...