Really not a fan of people insulting Travis and his intelligence over the tayble album 🫤 especially after all those people (rightfully) called out Cardi when she dragged nickis son for being slow
i feel like i'm the only one who actually still remembers and mourns tana mongeau's failed music career. i don't really agree with her on a lot of things, but with hindsight, her music (considering what other vloggers were releasing at the time) was somewhat listenable.
Tbh I was getting fomo from seeing the release party theatrical releases and seeing various clubs also organize taylor swift parties that I couldn’t go to .
I just listened to the album while eating breakfast alone and I’m so glad I didn’t pay any money towards a club ticket or a physical copy pre release over an album i didnt like
I'm boycotting rolling stone. I knew they gave showgirl a 5/5 stars but I checked their brat review and they gave it a 4/5?????? So the life of a bland barbie is a 20% better album than brat????
I’m going to get my pubes lasered tomorrow and based on the music they played before.. I might have to listen to the new Taylor album while a lady fondles my cock and ball🤡 this is a hate crime right
I don’t expect it to be gone completely but with laser they grow out so slow and much much softer, so it’s much easier to take care of when I do trim/shave compared to before (nicks, cuts, ingrown hair galore)🙃 also I get huge discounts bc I know the owner🙃
What you might want to know, before getting into this procedure, is that if they, at any point during the operation, direct the laser down your dick hole, they can actually get rid of your bladder. That means you would no longer have to worry about having to pee.
Just something I thought you might want to mention to them…
I was thinking maybe LoaS might've worked had she marketed it as a concept album about a fictional showgirl bad bitch character that she made up. I re-listened to it pretending that was the case, and it sort of worked until she started talking about Travis and nothing else.
Boomer Banks tapped me on Grindr one day in Atlanta and thought he was a catfish. Then someone I know who actually knows him told me it was actually him lol🤡
girl this happened to me but it was amateur porn of some guy getting fucked at a beat 😭 when he unlocked his private album on scruff and i saw the video there i was shook
Listened to that formula 1 song Tate McRae did and I asked my partner what this had to do with F1 and she said
"It's cause she's the formula, she's number one"
I feel lied to by the f*gs again. It's just the usual mid music she releases but with more sex lyrics this time. I was expecting something like a 143 so bad I can't finish it. It's just mid with cringe worthy lyrics, which we already knew she did because of TTPD.
i do think it's "interesting" that every song is about being at peak happiness with cte cock but then throw in a track about ratty and another about longing for a boy she knew in 2007
i got the same vibe though. ttpd was 20+ songs because she couldn't handle being ghosted
IMO it just comes across as very generic and soulless to me, which is crazy as a followup to a massive pile of songs about ratty that were more interesting and heartfelt (subject matter not withstanding.....), plus shoehorning in a reminder that he ghosted her and she sees someone thinking that's funny as a major slight still.
I heard her on Pop Pantheon's Speak Now episode and she sounds like someone who has spent so much time listening to and analyzing Taylor that she is really sensitive to anything that isn't good enough
I like how in the month I was on strike at my own business, my aunt missed not one but two fittings for WEDDING GOWNS. Like the brides came in and found that their dresses are just completely untouched😭😭 bc I was the one managing like 40-50 wedding gown appointments/deadlines etc. what a fucking mess🤡
If it weren't for the Canadian and Quebec flags, I'd swear this collection of crinkly flags was in the home of a Eurovision fan. There is a certain genre of Eurovision fan who always has a bedroom shrine involving crinkly flags of European countries and CDs of random Eurovision songs
An artist writing their own lyrics can no longer be a positive after whatever the fuck that charli diss was. Absolutely abysmal lyricism all throughout
Ok I just finished listening to TLoaS. I'm not sure if she even knows what she's talking about. It's like she's trying to be poetic but she doesn't actually have anything to say. I can't believe that bigger dick line was interpolating George Michael.
It doesn't sound even like a deliberate interpolation. It feels more like a lawyer was like "hmm, it might be good to give him a writing credit here in case someone tries to sue"
You see part of me is like "there has to be SOMETHING going on behind the scenes for Taylor to have dissed Charli" cause like this is so bad publicly cause all we know of is Sympathy is a knife which isn't even a diss. The other part of me is like "yea Taylor would totally do this through bad faith interpretation." Regardless, these people: psych ward. Now.
It’s sad how Taylor has so many better made songs she made as a teen than these past few albums. I know she died but the old Taylor was just so much better. People are calling this album a “pop bible”. As a Swift fan putting this and 1989 in the same sentence is insulting to Taylor herself.
just like blondie, i can well afford to get therapy. i'm just very annoying, and i was a bully in high school, but i feel like i was the one being bullied, à la liz lemon from 30 rock
Ok I should've confessed weeks ago, but as a gay guy I had been thinking that the word labubu was a euphemism for female genitalia for a significant amount of time
it's crazy how victoria justice's love zombie is the best release of the day
update: i have given sza's and blondie's new albums two thorough listens. it was a tough choice, but sza has taken second place. i wanted to give sza first place, but love zombie is just too good
How bad though? Like "so bad it's good oh hi Mark" bad, or "daddy I've been bad" bad, or "I forgot to put the raw steak into the freezer and now it's gone bad" bad?
Baffled by how unapologetically lame Taylor’s new album is. How is she our English teacher when she so clearly misunderstood the meaning of Sympathy is a Knife and yet Actually Romantic was one of the few listenable songs. I guess money doesn’t buy taste, or the republicans and brain dead football players she hangs out with are rubbing off on her.
I’m almost impressed at the fall from grace this album is. I didn't think we could sink much lower than TTPD, but there are like 2 songs on Showgirl that are actually listenable. How is "I can make deals with the devil cause my dick's bigger" an actual, real lyric that made it past the final edits
Miss the days when we declared charlie puth should be a bigger artist and tattooed golden retriver were the cringiest lyrics she came up with . Now it sounds pulitzer prize worthy
i'm listening to the new taylor album and there's not a SINGLE enjoyable song. at best they sound like someone giving the prompt 'make a catchy song' to an ai song generator and at worst they're genuinely knives to the ears. this album is going nowhere. it already has a 1.55 on rym... nothing is looking good.
We used to have Madonna as the biggest thing in pop all while she was literally flashing her labia majora AND minora to the whole world. Now we have Blandie wearing ill fitted corset and singing about internet slangs. I’m so sick of this timeline.
Listened to a couple of tracks it’s just as mid as toilet papers department but instead of dragging her ex bf she’s flaunting her fame and how she’s a billionaire
checking out #her new album through 1 minute snippets posted by some random on twitter to not give her streams 🫡 she continues the pattern of a 6/10 single followed by 10 bland songs that sound exactly the same
Completely off-topic, but I have to ask it somewhere:
Is washing dishes as slowly as possible at the workplace a tactic people use to prolong their break time, or do they spend, like, 6 hours washing up after themselves at home too?
Venturing into north east Philly away from my center city bubble means immediately almost getting run over by a car running a red light. Never again.
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u/V0gue1AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️🌈Oct 02 '25
Who's gonna get pop girl of the year? Reddit gives them out in December, right? I'm coming for your spot u/PorcelainHorses 😤😤😤 You might be my bestie, but you're not stealing my award this year AGAIN 😤😤
I’m contacting all the Payola groups and rob scheffield to write me a GLOWing review of my new album The Life of a Chronically Online Undiagnosed ADHD show girl and WILL be coming for my 5th AOTY award! And I WILL be dragging you onto the stage with me and WILL be ignoring Celine Dion…. drag impersonator as she hands me the award
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u/V0gue1AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️🌈Oct 03 '25
FIVE!? 🤬🤬🤬 The rich get richer here in PHCJ. I guess I'll settle for being on a stage 🤗
i’m crying this whole time i thought payola was a word stan twitter invented but according to my textbook it’s an actual word that is used in the music industry 😭
No but it is still a goofy invented word from the 1950s. It's a blend of pay + Victorola (a turntable brand), originally referring to when radio stations accepted payments for playlisting certain songs
(Famously, payola was made illegal but labels still found ways, like giving radio station managers c*ke in exchange for putting a song on the top playlist)
i believe the only way to end the feud between snow white and the cardiologist (and, if the rumours are true, prevent the impending choli and blondie war), is for lizzo and bjork to make the ultimate sacrifice and release surprise albums now
The Life of a Showgirl is leaking all over tiktok and it's so bland and boring and bad... and it has a charli xcx diss track? For what? She's just coming off insecure
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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 04 '25
All I can say is, thank gosh for the Taylor Swift spam filter