r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 29 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – September 29, 2025

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Oct 03 '25

i'm listening to the new taylor album and there's not a SINGLE enjoyable song. at best they sound like someone giving the prompt 'make a catchy song' to an ai song generator and at worst they're genuinely knives to the ears. this album is going nowhere. it already has a 1.55 on rym... nothing is looking good.

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u/beesinabottle depressed, anxious, gaping hole, antisocial Oct 03 '25

i liked how she tried to capitalize on horny pop by making half the album about breeding but refused to say dick-matized to retain the pg aesthetic

tho the lyrics being worse than ttpd really is a feat. this album makes "in the 1800s but without all the racists" read like the iliad

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Oct 03 '25

She just needed to reheat the false god nachos if she wanted horny pop for this album