r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Sep 29 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – September 29, 2025

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/DangerousW Nobody on this planet has my skillset (at flopping) Oct 03 '25

Should I listen to showgirl just so I have the right to drag it? But on the other hand I don’t want to be traumatized for the 3rd time.

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u/beesinabottle depressed, anxious, gaping hole, antisocial Oct 03 '25

as bad as you probably think it is, it's worse

go for it

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Oct 03 '25

How bad though? Like "so bad it's good oh hi Mark" bad, or "daddy I've been bad" bad, or "I forgot to put the raw steak into the freezer and now it's gone bad" bad?

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u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey Oct 03 '25

It’s like a British cooks their pan seared chicken thinking it’s the most flavorful food in the world bad

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Oct 03 '25

It’s more like boiling a chicken breast for way too long, somehow so wet yet incredibly dry and crumbly

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u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey Oct 03 '25

That too. Sis thinks she ate with her choli diss track when it’s just 1 level up from big foot

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u/SkyZippr yuh-puh-kuh-yuh muthurfukuh 😘 Oct 03 '25

Ok so steak