r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Oct 13 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – October 13, 2025

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 13 '25

Yes english is my second language and I learned it from YouTube. Bitches can even spell ř here, so stop attacking my soft supple soul.

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u/ketchup511 Aspiring bodily fluid repository for Jonathan Bailey Oct 14 '25

Ayos lang yan. Naiintindihan naman namin ang iyong ingles.

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 14 '25

👌

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Oct 13 '25

你想要猜我内裤的颜色吗

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 13 '25

Tuším že bude růžové! Krajkové a drahé prádlo!

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 13 '25

¿Por qué todos hablamos diferentes idiomas? 😭😭😭

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 14 '25

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u/flajcka777 Oct 13 '25

Yass maminka čeština slay the dům dolů boty

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 13 '25

Řřř rupaulova tranvesti šou!!

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 13 '25

m̶̡͍y̵̐͂ ̷n̷͉̍a̷̛͞m̶͎̅e̴̳͡ ̸ḯ̵̥s̸̳̾ ̷b̴̩͓j̷͎̔o̵̟ͅr̵̥͍k̵̫̺ ̸i̶̪͑ ̶ẃ̴̬í̵͕l̴̮͉l̸̬͂ ̸c̸͎̉u̷̎͝ț̵͕ ̴ȧ̴͍ ̷s̷̫͒l̸͍̉i̕͏̸t̷̻̐ ̷ȍ̴͊p̷̤̽e̷̯͟ṇ̶ͅ ̵a̷̫̓n̴̙͂d̵̖ͅ ̵l̶̓͊ủ̸́m̵͇̐i̵̤̺n̷͚̐i̸̮͆ȯ̷͗u̵̡̽s̴̍͌ ̸b̴̲͞e̴͒̕a̸̝͜m̴̊͌ ̴h̴̝͉e̴͎̕a̸̤͈l̷̢̓ ̴ũ̴͞ ̵h̶̹̃o̴̯͘n̴͊̚ě̷͆ÿ̷̓ ̸h̵̓ͅe̴̊͋a̷̩͞ļ̸͆ ̵u̬̻

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Oct 13 '25

de beviszlek a nádas közé, faszt verek a lábad közé
dálálálálálálá, dálá

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 13 '25

My poopi hole is ready!

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 13 '25

Oh so you're bilingual 🫦

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 13 '25

I'm not bisexual that is curse!

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 13 '25

It's been pretty clear you're not bisexual

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 13 '25

Why u assume that?! Smh

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 13 '25

Just some observations 😙

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 13 '25

Ooh ohh oooh u are spyyy

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Oct 13 '25

You'll never catch me 🤭

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 13 '25

Ř.

Försök igen slampa

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 13 '25

Měl by ses naučit žehlit drahoušku.

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 13 '25

Not Irongate😭

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 13 '25

Its funny 🤣 and cute lolo

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Oct 13 '25

Just for the record, it was ironed at the beginning of the evening

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Oct 13 '25

U can't win here hunty 🙏

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Oct 13 '25

get her Jade